IRC-Galleria

What's the biggest skeleton in your closet?
Billie: "What skeletons do we have?"
Tré: "How about that time we all got drunk and went down on each other back when we were at college? We were experimenting with lesbianism."
Mike: "It turns out we were all women..."

What's the drunkest you've ever been?
Billie: "I pissed in my own luggage once in the middle of the night after an all-nighter on Guinness..."
Tré: "What about the time you woke up on a different floor of the hotel naked?"
Mike: "Me and Tré were wrestling naked in the pool a couple of months ago."
Tré: "But we were completely sober at 11:30 in the morning, drinking freshly squeezed orange juice."

Who has the filthiest touring habits?
Mike: "Tré's shit gets everywhere, all over everybody's bunks."
Tré: "It's not shit! It's my gear!"
Billie: "But the t-shirts leave scratches!"
Tré: "I never jizz in my own socks." ?!?!?!
Billie: "Yeah, that's why I've got scratches all over my feet."

What are your fellow band members' worst/weirdest personality traits?
Tré: Mike wakes up swinging!"
Mike: "Yeah, I wake up like an asshole."
Tré: "Billie will snap your head off if you point out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today."

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Mike: "Yeah, I'd buy Penthouse or Playboy to look at the pictures. The girls in these ones are like a trainwreck!"
Tré: "And they always give you shit when you try and read those fisting magazines on the plane!"