Stranger: hey you
Stranger: its me sitting in the dark
Stranger: can i touch you?
You: Hey you too
You: I don't know..?
Stranger: bummer ur supposed to freak out :(
You: Oh.. Sorry :(
Stranger: if u didnt freak out , i am not sure santa would either ,,, all my plans are gone n blown to smithereens !
You: :''D
You: Aaw.
Stranger: i was planning on mugging him u know
Stranger: i always get the ugliest presents
You: Oh poor you :(
You: Santa is bad. I know.
Stranger: how bad?
You: Really.
You: I can't even tell you.
Stranger: try !
Stranger: i can really keep a secret
You: I can't. It's so scary. Trust me.
Stranger: i once kept a dozen of em ! in my drawers
Stranger: ok how scary ?
You: So scary you will not sleep at next night.
Stranger: but thats absurd, santa always lets me sit in his lap :(
You: And that's scary!
Stranger: how come o_O ?
You: Santa is horrible pedofile!
Stranger: OMG NOW I KNOW WHY HE BOUGHT A VAN
You: Give little children candys and toys..
Stranger: coming to think about it , he did give me candy the other day
You: Be careful with him next time..
Stranger: there wont be a next time
You: I hope so too.
Stranger: you see * thunder in the background* I KILLED SANTA
You: Oooh!
Stranger: and guess who's the next pedo in town ^_^
You: MEEH? :)))
Stranger: NO ME !
You: Oh how nice! I like you really much, even we just met!
You: Btw, who are you?
Stranger: you shouldn't like a pedo :S
You: Maybe :/
Stranger: but i am dangerous
You: But I like youuuu and I think you're not pedo..
Stranger: i will lure you into my house and do horrible things to u!
Stranger: ur right who am i kidding , i am not a pedo :( ( OR AM I ? )
You: What kinds of horrible things?
Stranger: things pedos usually do !
You: They do many differend things.
Stranger: LIKE TOUCH YOU !
You: I see..