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"Beneath this mask
there is more than flesh.
Beneath this mask,
there is an idea Mr. Creedy,
and ideas are bulletproof"
- V

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..."

"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."

"Well uh would you fuck a Mudki-"

"OF COURSE.

" happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

hahhaa, vähä mä lollasin dösäs ku yks fruide sano kuskille lähtiessään ulos: "kiitti kyydist, veli"

Menin aamulla kattoo telkkarii sohvalle (Disney Channel ftw). En huomannu mun koiraa siel ku se nukku peiton alla. En istunu sen päälle (!!!) SItte se kömpi sielt ylös, tuijotteli hetken ympärillee ihan unisena, sit se koitti nylkyttää kaikkee mikä liikkuu :D You got a problem?

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I'm talkin' waffles
belgian or potatoe
waffles
lookin' at your plate now
do you have a waffle
wouldn't you be happier if you did

I'm talkin' waffles
belgian and potatoes
all kinds taste great
oh yes they do
'cause they're waffles
invented by Ghandi

why not keep some in handy
for a moments when you need

waffles, waffles, waffles,
wa-wa-wa-wa-waaaffleeees,
waafflees, waafflees, waaffllees