"Oh, good, you're awake," he said. "Are you feeling any better?"
"Totally, dude! I feel awesome!"
He finished what he was doing and smiled. "You'll feel even more awesome when you're actually done healing."
"What are you talking about, bro? I feel great!"
He wasn't smiling anymore. "You were really hurt, America. Did you see your body? It was like something out of a horror movie."
"What, like Saw 6? Did you see that, dude? Totally awesome. It was in 3D and everything."
I don't know why Canada gets so emotional. If I didn't know better I'd say he was fighting back tears. But that can't be since he's a dude and dudes don't cry, duh. "Don't change the subject!" he said, looking kinda annoyed. "When I took your clothes off and saw the damage, I was appalled!"
Moi, halusin vaan jakaa tän, yeah I know I'm easily amused but still laughing out loud 8'D
I can't imagine a Canadian army. They probably ride moose and fight with hockey sticks.
Voi jeesu että nauran huonoille jutuilleeeeee ! XD Mut tää fikki on oikeesti hauskasti kirjotettu! 8D