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3000 kävijän raja meni tänään rikki Scarcyden sivuilla MySpace:ssa.

Otanpa juhlan kunniaksi pitkän huikan vissyä :D

Eikä ihan mitä sattuu vaan meidän biisi voittoon!

http://www.radiorock.fi/biisiarvostelut/arvostele.asp?id=575

Noh? Mikä kestää? Sinne kuin olisi jo!!!

http://www.kenny-glenn.net/

Poika on sen verran kova että erittäin mielelläni näkisin Chuck Liddell:in kanssa kahden octagon:issa ilman tuomaria.

Aika perseestä on kaikki.

http://www.myspace.com/scarcyde

Se oli sitten siinä. Nimittäin allekirjoittaneen studiourakka.

4:n biisit voksut purkissa ja ei tunnu puolimaraton miltään tämän rinnalla. Ei muuta kuin torstaita ja esikuuntelua odotellessa. Viikonloppuna siis julkiselle pölkylle biisit testattavaksi/mestattavaksi että nyt viimeistään pikku märkäkorvat hörölle...

Pleading your case while taking the eternal high ground
Havoc on the airwaves I'm listening
Don't see any daylight glistening
Long for the home I left yesterday
Those memories slowly decay, Two highways
The fork in the road, which one to take?
Through the middle they road

These fighting words deserve exile
Banished, unbelievable, unbelievable, invincible...

Fucking feast for the eyes
Believe now beast killer arise
In my opinion this dominion is mine
Banished, days gone awry

Here I Am
I Am Your Child
Lying Safe And Warm
In Your Womb

Billions Of Women
Were Ambushed By Me
As I Am The Unwanted Life
And I Lurk In Your Body
And I Lurk In Your Womb

Here I Am
I Am Lying In Your Womb
I Am Your Child
An Unwanted Child
I Do Not Care About Anything Else But Me
And You Think About Killing Me
Forget About That
I Will Be With You
For The Rest Of Your Miserable Days
Ha Ha Ha

Oh And Now You're Crying
I Never Wanted You To Cry About Me
But I Do Exist
And You Have To Take Care About That
For The Rest Of Your Miserable Days

Kohta Ne tulee... Ne ja sit yks toinen juttu. Ja niiden ja sen toisen lisäksi kolmaskin. Ihan tuossa tammikuussa. Odottakaapa vain...



Voi että ku jänskättää...

"When masturbation's lost its fun - You're fucking breaking"
- Green Day



"This is a completely serious question..."
- Yahoo Answers



"Buck_Malibu:
Maybe the blogger should look into taking some creative writing classes when he gets bored with jerkin' off. A microphone in your ass, really?

AK47blues:
i'm glad to know someone still has wisdom and can provide me with answers."
- Reddit WTF



"Well, IÂ’m not lazy. IÂ’m just too grossed out, too disgusted, too angry, and frankly a little sad, to have fun with this anymore."
- Political Science 216



"Let's face it: masturbating is fun. It relieves stress, feels damn good, and helps stop us from sniffing other peoples asses and impregnating them on sight. The only problem is that traditional masturbation can get kind of boring, and over the years we tend to experiment with other objects in order to help up achieve the same high we originally got when he first jerked off.

Really, masturbation is like a bad coke habit.

Anal Objects

One of the first things a lot of us try is the insertion of various penis-shaped objects into our collective anuses in order to further stimulate our bodies. Personally i've grown rather tired of feeling like I have to take a shit, and to be quite honest, taking a shit right after you've jerked off is pretty fucking messy.

Instead of using a dildo, I started to experiment with other objects. One of my favorites is sticking a microphone up my ass and recording my moans through my computer. Actually it sounds more like the microphone is brushing up against the remaining shit i didn't scoop out of my ass, but whatever.

Playing Dress-Up

Some men like to dress up like women when they masturbate. After some experimenting I've determines that cross-dressing really isn't my thing; but, I'll tell you what does turn me on: dressing up like a 1969 Volvo 1800 S. I've yet to be able to split my balls far enough apart so they can become the nicely rounded headlights, but one day I will.

One day ...

Electrical Stimulation

Some days it's hard to get a response out of your penis. some days you're just worn the fuck out and no amount of cock-slapping is going to get you an erection. For day's like these, I recommend attaching three 9 volt batteries to your cock. Not only will it help you get it up, it'll remind that bastard of a penis that, should it ever fail you again, you'll be there with your magical powers of electricity, waiting.

This method also helps with erectile dysfunction. Bob has actually moved from Enzyte to electrical stimulation because it's much cheaper and has about the same effectiveness."
- Unbalanced Simpletons



"When I jerk off, I like to dip my balls in a jar of peanut butter.

Ancient Chinese secret: Man who dip balls in peanut butter, is fucking nuts!"
- Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj6ugZAqg7g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIYNy1LpDDc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKv6Hjp2poQ

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Eli älkää hyvät immeiset kuunnelko saatanaa! Tuska-festivaaleilla temmeltävät lystikkäät vampyyrit ja pikkunoidat ja siellä myös sivarit kasvissyöjät ja muut ekoaktivistit nauttivat metallimusiikista. Saatanallista ovat myös: Stephen King, Apocalyptica, synkät vaatteet, Metallica, magia, mystiikka (ja mitähän kristinusko sitten on?), "Oodini ja muut suomalaiset vanhat uskonnot", huumeet, viina, seksi, bändipaidat...

Tärkein saatanallista riippuvuutta aiheuttava tekijä on black metal musiikki.

Kyllä se vain näyttää siltä että suurin osa ihmiskunnasta on pelkkä huono vitsi. Siis mitä selityksiä nihilismi ja misantropia enää tarvitsevat.

Pommac, maku kuin elämä itse - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzFVVgDYPpo&feature=related

Kuin YUP soi daavidin fozz ja sitä rataa

"Sehän on nähtävyys kun neekeri tule suomalaiskylään" - Mikko Alatalo / Kyllä sitä ollaan niin neekeriä

Ja loppukevennys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMmTq5p6ohs
Sekä Dunduri Daigeer!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16eeHNcRleM&feature=related

Arvatkaa kellä on krapula?