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Faija hommasi pojalleen netin
Osti kotiin modeemin
Siitä ne ongelmat alkoi vaan
Puhelinlaskut rupes kasvamaan

Tarjous tuli laajakaistaan
Faija siihen päätti vaihtaa
Poika ties softaa ei kannata ostaa
Senkun vaan imuttaa

Waretan waretan vittu mä waretan
Uhkaa vaikka KRP
Letkut punaisina enemmän mä imutan
Tunge se moraali perseesees!!!!

Poliisit tuli ovelle
Vei pojan tietokoneen
Äiti itkee keittiössä
Faija velkavankeuteen

Poika osti uuden koneen
Faija istuu vieläkin
Kohta jeparit sut kiinni saa
Ehkä pääset isäs selliinkin

Waretan waretan vittu mä waretan
Uhkaa vaikka KRP
Letkut punaisina enemmän mä imutan
Tunge se moraali perseesees!!!!

Waretan waretan vittu mä waretan
Uhkaa vaikka KRP
Letkut punaisina enemmän mä imutan
Tunge se moraali perseesees!!!!

1. Ota kasvattamasi sienet ja maista muutamaa laadun varmistamiseksi.

2. Ota kattila ja laske sinne noin litra vettä. Mausta vesi oreganolla.

3. Heitä sienet veteen, nuolaise hieman kyljestä.

4. Ota pienen menninkäisen tarjoamat perunat ja muussaa ne soseeksi vapaavalintaisella työvälineellä.

5. Heitä soossi kattilaan. Älä naura eteesi materialisoituneen fantin virnistyksille tai saat katua. Maista keitosta. Lisää mausteita tarpeen mukaan.

6. Jos kattilasi ympärille kokoontuneet väriläiskät alkavat hermostuttaa liikaa, pura paineita kikattelemalla hieman.

7. Heitä sekaan kolme ensimmäistä elintarviketta jääkaapistasi, ihan vain huvin vuoksi. Maista keitosta jälleen.

8. Pidä huolta, etteivät pienet pirut pääse tipahtamaan keittoosi, sillä siitä syntyy epämiellyttävä sivumaku.

9. Kaada keitto sopivan kokoiseen astiaan ja nauti hyvässä seurassa (joka on tavallisesti saapuu jo valmistusvaiheessa).

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Good morning day
Sorry I'm not there
But all my favorite friends
Vanished in the air
It's hard to fly
when you can't even run
Once I had the world,
but now I've got no one

If I needed someone to control me
If I needed someone to hold me down
I would change my direction
And save myself before I...
If I needed someone to control me
If I needed someone to push me around
I would change my direction
And save myself before I...Drown......Drown

Good morning day
Sorry you're not here
But all those times before
Were never this unclear
It's hard to walk
when you can't even crawl
Once I had this world,
but now I've lost it all

If I needed someone to control me
If I needed someone to hold me down
I would change my direction
And save myself before I...
If I needed someone to control me
If I needed someone to push me around
I would change my direction
And save myself before I...

Stuntman-Mike:

"Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat."

Its not so much the pain its more the actual knife
Pretending that the picture is perfect I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second and meet a fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely, the echo calls my name

If I ever.. If I never
Make me understand the thought whatever
Make me see.. make me be
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life. I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in
Take this life. I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

The water drops just beg to hit me
Why now? Haven't rained for days
No time to play hide and seek
I call upon you to take me on
Break me down to pieces
Put me back, do it right this time
Struggling to fill this empty shell
Burn my efforts in the end it means nothing

If I ever.. If I never
Make me understand the thought whatever
Make me see.. make me be
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life! I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in
Take this life! I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

These thoughts burn a hole in my heart
These thoughts will keep me feeling
These thoughts burn a hole in my heart
These thoughts will keep me feeling

If I ever.. If I never
Make me understand the thought whatever
Make me see.. make me be
Make me understand you're there for me

Take this life! I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in
Take this life! I'm right here
Stay a while and breathe me in

Follow your instinct
It usually takes you home
Don't let these words tear you down
You see me hanging by the end of the rope
I tell you...

Slow, I go
And the wait seems to be over
All that I know
Is that my life has become such a waste for you

From green to red our days pass by
Waiting for a sign to tell us why
Are we dancing all alone?
Collect some stars to shine for you
And start the day there are only a few
The sign of times my friend

Fall into you
Is all I seem to do
When I hit the bottle
Cause I'm afraid to be alone
Tear us in two
Is all it seems to do