IRC-Galleria

"1. Punting a skunk is easier said than done.

2. Jesus is pimp titties.

3. If you hear someone yell "Darwin," something has probably just died.

4. Some things are best saved til the last day.

5. Australians are hardcore.

6. I don't want to go to Finland, their educational system is much too difficult.

7. Don't piss off nurses, you will get a shovel.

8. Hospital trip = Chik-fil-a.

9. Windows bite.

10. Karma is a bitch.

11. Jesus videos will get you sent to Hell.

12. Absence doesn't always make the heart grow fonder, sometimes it makes it go WOOO!

13. Spending your birthday in DC cleaning out a park and dealing with drug needles in 105 degree heat with cramps is not optimal, but is cool for any of the other 364 days of the year.

14. Even ministers torture their children.

15. Kids will surprise you if you let them.

16. Don't give birth to Jamie Deiner's children.

17. Sometimes, you really really need a shot of tequilla.

18. God will smite ants if you only ask.

19. Let your musical preferences be known, you never know who will listen to Britney Spears with you.

20. Church may be God's house, but God doesn't sleep in a bed... and I do.

21. Befriend kitchen staff, you never know when you might need someone to remove a snake.

22. You can write a lot on big rocks.

23. Ziplock bags are no match for the Shenandoah River.

24. Walking in the woods without a flashlight isn't very smart, you might encounter a skunk.

25. I love carpet."