IRC-Galleria

Tämä on Vitutus-gallup. Jokaisessa asiassa vituttaa joku. Edes jokin pieni asia. Päästä pessimistisyytesi valloilleen ja ala raivota! Jokaiseen on VITTU PAKKO vastata!

MIKÄ SINUA VITUTTAA..

TALVESSA
no siis koko vitun talvi. ei oo mitään tekemistä, on saatanan kylmä, pallit jäätyy!! vittu sit pitäis mennä jonottaa jonku vitun alice cooperin keikalle koko päiväks ja siel saa näpertää näpit jäässä. joka vitun paikkaan on tungettu jäätä ja sehän onkin coolia kaatua koulun pihalla kun ei oo taas talonmiehet jaksanu hiekottaa kunnolla, vikahan ei ole minussa. ja talvellahan tunnetusti pitää harrastaa kaiken näköstä liikuntaa, hiihtämistä, luistelemista, yms. se ei tee hyvää tälläselle sohvaperunalle. angst, angst. masennun aina talvella ja tuntuu et kaikil muil on hauskaa

KEVÄÄSSÄ
aurinko paistaa ja lumet maassa, mitään masentavampaa? pitää aina syödä lunta että kesä tulis nopeemmin.

KESÄSSÄ
kaikki muut ruskettuu ihan helvetisti ja mä ihan helvetin vähän. kärpäset ja hyttyset vituttaa.

SYKSYSSÄ
kesä loppuu :/

BUSSEISSA
vitun kylmä tai liian lämmin. liian pieniä. huono sisustus, ällöttää.

CD-LEVYISSÄ
kun ne naarmuuntuu. LP:t on 100 kertaa parempia

MIEHISSÄ
jotkut osaa olla vitun tyhmiä ja pinnallisia

NAISISSA
sama kun miehissä

HAMEISSA
tää hame mikä mul on nyt päällä ei meinaa pysyy ylhäällä, ja tiedättehän mitä se tarkoittaa

HOUSUISSA
liian leveet lahkeet, kuluu tietyistä paikoista mistä ei pitäis.

KORKOKENGISSÄ
eihän niillä osaa kukaan kävellä

TENNAREISSA
nauhoja saa koko ajan olla sitomassa ja kastuu liian helposti

MAIHAREISSA
kesällä tulee tosi kuuma.

VANHUKSISSA
ärsyttää kun ne kyselee kaikkea mikä ei niille kuulu.

PIKKULAPSISSA
ne vaan on suurin osa todella rasittavia. kiljuu ja riehuu.

SAIRAALOISSA
sairaalat on niin tylsiä. sit siel on ihan sairas tunnelma.

LAPSUUDESSASI
se että en oo saanu tehdä kaikkee mitä olisin halunnu.

SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄSSÄSI
en jaksa viettää niitä.

AMERIKKALAISISSA
se kuinka ne suosii kaikkee typerää ja turhaa kuten pikaruokaa.

TELEVISIOSSA
se että sielt tulee kaikkee shittiä just silloin kun mä haluisin sitä katsoa.

IÄSSÄSI
tuntuu välillä vähän ulkopuoliselta kavereiden kanssa :/

Kerro viisi hyvää vitutus-biisiä, jotka sinulla on tietokoneellasi / CD-levyllä?

1. When - Megadeth
2. Eye Of The Beholder - Metallica
3. Whiplash - Metallica
4. Last Caress/Green Hell - Metallica
5. Annihilator - Annihilator

Vituttaako sinua usein?
kyllä ja paljon

Vituttiko sinua tätä kyselyä tehdessä?
kyllä ja paljon

Vituttaako sinua tällä hetkellä, kun olet tehnyt tämän kyselyn?
mahdollisesti

Hold me close now, hold me tight, don't let go of me tonight
You're all I want, you're all I need
Hold me close now, hold me tight, and don't let go of me tonight
Sweet paradise, yeah

How I love all of those crazy little things you've said and done for me
You're the one for me
Darlin', dry your eyes, I can't stand to see you cry
Now just turn and walk away, don't look back when I say goodbye paradise

Days go by and life goes on, I feel I've been away too long
What I would give to be with you, days go by and life drags on
Feel I've been away too long, for much too long, yeah

And all the while that I'm away, don't let our love fade away
Don't you fade away
Now as sure as the sun is gonna shine, the day will come
Now I'm waitin' for the day, there'll be no more sayin' goodbye paradise

My sweet paradise, you are the reason why it tears me up inside
And I break down and cry, didn't wanna say goodbye paradise

I'm comin' home to you tonight, comin' home to you tonight
So hold on tight, tonight I'm on my way back home to paradise

I'm so lost without you, I can't live without you
I've been away too long, now, tonight I'm on my way back home to you
My my paradise, my my paradise
To hold you in my arms, you're all that I adore
To see your smilin' face as I walk through the door
I'll never say goodbye again, no

[Solo]

(originally recorded by diamond head)

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, dont want to see her face
All blistered and burnt, cant hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see em make em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am

As I watched my mother die, I lost my head
Revenge now I sought, to break with my bread
Taking no chances, you come with me
Ill split you to the bone, help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Gotta see em, make em pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil? yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes, I am, ooh

On with the action now, Ill strip your pride
Ill spread your blood around, Ill see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before ya, smells so sweet

Am I evil? yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Ill make my residence, Ill watch your fire
You can come with me, sweet desire
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Solo!

My soul is longing for, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sweep myself
My face is long forgot, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil? yes, I am
Am I evil? I am man

Am I evil? yes, I fucking am
Am I evil? I am man, yeah

angstaan ihan vitusti ! Janika vittu perkele saatana vittu mä tuun hakee sut jos et muuten pääse. en mä kyl tiiä millä mä sut haen mut kyl sun on pakko nähdä ALICE COOPER <3

VITTU JOS JANIKA EI PÄÄSE KATTOO ALICE TÄTIÄ NIIN EI OO ENÄÄ HAUSKAA, SUN ON PAKKO PÄÄSTÄ <3

Elämä ilman mua


Jos luet tätä, kirjoita kommentti millaista elämäsi olisi ilman minua. Aloita kommenttisi "Ilman sua..." jne. Sitten lisää tämä omaan päiväkirjaasi ja katso millaista muiden elämä olisi ilman sinua.

25.11.2007 JÄÄHALLI <3

vammattaa. Kitara taas vittuilee, oonkohan nyt rikkonu sen lopullisesti :o ja jos oon niin en pysty soittaa kitaraa ennen kun mul on rahat uuteen :/// eikä mul tuu ikinä olee niin paljon rahaa et voisin ostaa kitaran. nyt vammattaa ja pelottaa ja vituttaa ja panettaa ja ärsyttää ja nakertaa

(Originally recorded by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds)

There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?)
And he's bucking and braying and pawing at the floor (How much longer?)
And he's howling with pain, crawling up the walls (How much longer?)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?)
And he's weak with evil and broken by the world (How much longer?)
And he's shouting your name and asking for more (How much longer?)
There's a devil waiting outside your door (How much longer?)

Loverman! Since the world began
Forever, amen, till the end of time, yeah
Take off that dress, oh
I'm coming down, yeah
I'm your loverman, yeah
'cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am

L is for LOVE, baby
O is for ONLY you that I do
V is for loving VIRTUALLY everything that you are
E is for loving almost EVERYTHING that you do
R is for RAPE me
M is for MURDER me
A is for ANSWERING all of my prayers
N is for KNOWING your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours

Loverman! Till the bitter end
While the empires burn down
Forever and ever and ever, ever, amen
I'm your loverman
So help me, baby
So help me, baby
'cause I am what I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your loverman

There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer?)
There's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer?)
With a trembling heart, he's coming through your door (How much longer?)
With his straining sex in his jumping paw (How much longer?)
Ooh, there's a devil crawling along your floor (How much longer?)
And he's old and he's stupid and he's hungry and he's sore
And he's blind and he's lame and he's dirty and he's poor
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme more (How much longer?)
There's a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman! Haha! And here I stand
Forever, amen
'cause I am what I am what I am what I am, hey
Forgive me, baby
My hands are tied
And I got no choice, no, no, no, no
I got no choice, no choice at all

I'll say it again
L is for LOVE, baby
O is for OH yes I do
V is for VIRTUE, so I ain't gonna hurt you
E is for EVEN if you want me to
R is for RENDER unto me, baby
M is for that which is MINE
A is for ANY old how, darling
and
N is for ANY old time

Loverman! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got a masterplan, yeah
To take off your dress, yeah
And be your man, be your man, yeah
Seize the throne, haha
Seize the mantle
Seize that crown, yeah
'cause I am what I am what I am what I am, plus I am
I'm your loverman

There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer?)
There's a devil laying by your side (How much longer?)
My dink is asleep, take a look at his eye (How much longer?)
And he wants you, darling, to be his bride (How much longer?)
Yeah, there's a devil laying by your side (How much longer?)

Loverman! Loverman! Loverman!
I'll be your loverman!
Till the end of the time!
Till the empires burn down!
Forever, amen
I'll be your loverman
I'll be your loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Yeah, I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
I'm your loverman
Yeah, I'm your loverman
Yes, I'm your loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Loverman
Forever, amen
Loverman
(How much longer?)

(Originally recorded by The Misfits)

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
and it Doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

OOH lovely death, JUST waiting for your breath
COLD sweet death, one last caress



OOH lovely death, JUST waiting for your breath
COLD sweet death, one last caress

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

OOH lovely death, JUST waiting for your breath
COLD sweet death.........One last caress

last caress today, yo-o-o-oh, yooo, oh

Here in this place lies the key to your death
Touch it, see it
Here in this place is the means to your end
Touch it, feel it
Green hell

You did your best as someone could
I bet you never knew you would
AND Did you run away from it?
I bet you thought you really COULD
We're gonna burn in hell
Green Hell
Like every hell but kind of green
Green Hell Green Hell
Try let me get back up there
Green Hell Green Hell
Feel it burning in your cereal
Green Hell Green Hell
Throw our fuckin' friends inside
Green Hell Green Hell
Gotta fuckin' pay and you must stay
Green Hell Green Hell
Cannot REFILL THE TORCHOF DEATH
Green Hell Green Hell
Hell is reigning in your blood
Green Hell Green Hell
Gotta burn it all
Green hell

You did your best as someone could
I bet you never knew you would
And did you run away from me
I bet you THOUGHT YOU REALLY COULD

Here in this place lies the key to your death
Touch it, see it
Here in this place sister won't let it in
Touch it, feel it
Green hell

You did your best as someone could
I bet you never knew you would
Did you run away from ME?
I bet you thought you really COULD
You've come to this as someone told
I bet you never knew you would
Gonna bring
Green hell