I have made it! I've gotten to dungeon level 28! It's my personal record! Although I have had some hardships (a wawter nymph stole ALL my money AND my blessed +4 quarterstaff, my kitten died, the gods punished me with an iron ball chained to my leg (that is still there, but I'll manage)) But I'm still standing, and all of the monsters down here are falling at my feet. I think I'll make it this time! I'll get the amulet of yendor and... *thud* "A trapdoor opens in the ceiling and a boulder drops on your head, your +2 wizard hat does not prtect you. You die..."
FUCK!!! why me!? WHY, OH, WHY!? I was doing so good! AAAARGH!!! This game sucks! I'll never play it agin! NEVER!!!
*ten minutes later*
"Hello WHAM, welcome to NetHack."