IRC-Galleria

A girl was wondering into the woods when suddenly she falls on her back. In the meantime, Pinocchio was strolling around there when suddenly he falls with his nose between the girls legs. The girl rushes to say to Pinocchio:
- Quick, Pinocchio, tell a lie...





One night, the husband and his wife return from a wedding. Going up the stairs behind her, the husband says to his wife:
- Dear you have an ass as big as a washing machine!
When they go to sleep, the husband asks her to have sex. The wife says:
- For such a little laundry IÂ’m not starting my washing machine! You can wash it by hand...




A woman was angry that her husband was making sex with her only with the light off. Decided to get rid of her husbandÂ’s custom, one night, when they were making sex she turns the light on and surprises her husband with a cucumber in his hands.
- ThatÂ’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain...
- What to explain, you traitor! You impotent!
- By the way about treachery, do explain to me whatÂ’s with the two kids we have!





man escapes from prison and breaks into someoneÂ’s house thinking he will find some food, money and maybe weapons. When he enters he sees a couple having sex. He ties the man to a chair and after that he ties the woman to the bed and kisses her on the neck. Then he goes into the toilet. The husband says to her:
- Dear, this guy just escaped from jail, look at his clothes. Probably he spent a lot of time in jail and did not see a woman for a long time. I saw the way he kissed you. If he wants sex, donÂ’t oppose, donÂ’t scream, do everything he says. I beg of you, give him satisfaction, even if you hate him. I donÂ’t want him to kill us both. Be strong, my love! I love you!
The woman replies to him:
- He did not kiss me, he whispered something at my ear. He told me that he is gay and that he thinks you are cute. After that he asked me if we have any Vaseline in the house and I told him that we have some in the bathroom. Be strong, my love! I love you too!


- Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
- She thought it was diet coke.

my bubush is coming to my house <3 ... ( thats my dog for yall that dnt know) i <3 him sooooooo much

Woke up today thinking of you
Another night that I made my way through
So many dreams still left in my mind
But they can never come true
I press rewind and remember when
I close my eyes and IÂ’m with you again
But in the end I can still feel the pain ­ every time I hear your name

Chorus:
The sun wonÂ’t shine since you went away
Seems like the rainÂ’s falling every day
ThereÂ’s just one heart, where there once was two
But thatÂ’s the way itÂ’s gotta be,
‘til I get over you…

Verse 2:
Walked through the park, in the evening air
I heard a voice and I thought you were there
I run away but I just canÂ’t escape
Memories of you everywhere
They say that time will dry the tears
But true love burns for a thousand years
Give my tomorrows for one yesterday
Just to know that I could have you here

Bridge:
When will this river of tears stop fallinÂ’
Where can I run so I wonÂ’t feel alone
CanÂ’t walk away when the pain keeps callinÂ’
IÂ’ve just gotta take it from here on my own
But itÂ’s so hard to let go

I finally see the truth behind this life and lie youve built

You brought me into this world to fill me up with guilt

I wake up every single day trying to hold on to my breath

Im sick and tired of breathing, I dont care about the rest

What does love mean really? Sadly I just dont know

Growing up in my life....I had nothing to show

except for bruises and scars all over my body

Im surprised Im still alive, with all this shit God put on somebody

I lived my life to learn 1 thing and I share that thing today

I know this bullshit gets hard sometimes but everything will be ok

Sometimes you just have to lie to yourself

just to keep on holding on

When youve been beat and broken down

You write these sad, sad songs

Thats all I ever knew but I hope that it all changes

I went from gutter broke, to seeing spotlights where my name is

But still sometimes it hurts inside

for what theyve put me through

Sure you think you know me now, but its time to tell the truth

The truth about my life without all the glitz and glamour

I starved myself to death one time, and then I got beat with a hammer

Then when I was only 12 they put me in the slammer

I used to rob and break in houses, I did what I had to do

I didnt give a fuck about life and used to always act a fool

but looking back now on all those things it wasnt all my fault

I had no one to love me ever....so I put my life on a screeching halt

Yet for some odd reason I came out of it alive

Today I am a positive woman all I do is strive

I strive to be a better person I want a better life

So that one day I can settle down and call myself a wife

I dont want to feel this pain no more

This is as much as a human can take

You think Ive had all this luck and have eaten all my cake?

Well think again before you judge someone

You may think that its fun

But look into my deep dark eyes

Youll see the other side.

I been through shit and back and then sometimes back again

The hardest thing in this life is to hold on the best I can

To come this far and be successful from where I was before

I am absolutely filled with gratitude...I love God forever more

If it werent for my inner strength I would have gone long ago

But still I have a few more things to do...a few more years to go

You may look at my pretty pictures and see my pretty face

but behind all of that beauty...lies an empty heart that lost its place

I want to say all of this to you because you are all my friends

I just want to put the truth out there open heart and make amends

Im not afraid to put this out there as only God can judge me

You have your right to say what you want, but that wont go above me

This message is for all of you out there who suffer immensely too

I know that shit gets hard sometimes.....but just hold on and youll get through

Im a fine example so dont think that its a lie

You are the only love I know.....you all make time go by...

BROKEN LULLABY


I miss missing you cuz I don't miss you no more

The future of us....seems like a folklore...

Told in story....from a land of make believe

The love of you and I....is all but a dream

Who are we kidding? We're not meant to be

As much as I want it....there's no you and me

Tis sad but so true

I miss missing you

The days of pure bliss is nothing more than through

How can I say this without a tear in my eye?

But that's the way I am...I always cry with dry eyes

For my heart is filled with cold and dark dust

Like Rocks amongst the planters crusp

The rich smooth silk of burden bee's

My heart it loves you....But my life will set you free.

Don't ask me why you don't understand

I'm sorry but this was not a part of my plan

Please take this chance and get away from me....

Get away as far.... as far as you can be

After a while, you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning And company doesn't mean security And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defeats With your head held high and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child You learn to build your roads on today because tomorrow's grounds Is too certain for plans, and futures have a way Of falling down in midflight After a while, you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers And you learn that you really can endure That you really are strong and you really do have worth And you learn and learn........and you learn With every goodbye you learn. .. "You have to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you have, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from your mistakes, but never regret. People change; things go wrong, just remember life goes on

God broke the mold,
When he made this one I know
She's breathtaking but so much more
She walks in the room, your loves closed
Making you never want to breathe again
Her boyfriend has got so much dough
So much ice his neck and wrist froze
Is he faithful to her? Hell no
But she chose to be with him, shorty

Tell me is the money worth your soul
Tell me what's the reason that you hold on
When you know that dude has a whole wall of 'em just like you
And girl you're just way too fine
Gotta be treated as one of a kind
Girl use your mind
Don't be just another dime

Because

I can't take
Seeing you with him
'Cuz I know exactly what you'll be,
In his gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art
In his gallery

She's so confused
She knows she deserves more
Someone who will love and adore
But his money's hard to ignore
She really doesn't know what to do
Girl it's just a matter of time
Before he finds another more fine
After he's done dulling your shine
You're out the door and he's through with you

Tell me is the money worth your soul
Tell me what's the reason that you hold on,
When you know that dude has a whole wall of 'em just like you
And girl you're just way too fine
Gotta be treated as one of a kind
Girl use your mind
Don't be just another dime

I can't take
Seeing you with him
'Cuz I know exactly what you'll be
In his gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art
In his gallery

You're a masterpiece
I know that he
Can't appreciate your beauty
Don't let him cheapen you
He don't see you like i do
Beautiful not just for show
Time that someone let you know

I can't take
Seeing you with him
'Cuz I know exactly what you'll be
In his gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art

I can't take
Seeing you with him
'Cuz I know exactly what you'll be
In his gallery
It's just not fair
And it's tearing me apart
You're just another priceless work of art
In his gallery
In his gallery

haha saturday nite and i come home early .. i cant even stay up past 2 anymore ::Shrugs::
oh well maybe i shld take this all to heart as a good thing... something good always comes out of something not so good... i was in a hurry to do what i thought i had to do and i didnt think..well i thougth and im gonna do what i wanna do not what everyone thinks i shld do ( for those of you who know what im talkin about im sorry i kno yall think i shld do the opposite of what im doin but i gotta do this or im gonna regret it for the rest of my life) and im gonna do this by myself cuz im not doin to piss anybody off or to get back at someone im doin this bcause i cuz i need it.........for those who have no idea what im talkin about stay tuned... i will make an announcement soon :)


good nite !!!!

So Far Away"

I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
(I've been changin' but you'll never see me now)
Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more holding it in
How many years can I pretend
Nothing never goes the way it should
No more sitting in this place
Hoping you might see it my way
Cause I don't think you ever understood
That what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away

[Chorus]
I'm so far away
I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
I'm so far away
Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more waiting for the end
Of every day that I will spend
Wishing that I only had a choice
No more pushing you away
Cause I will be busy watching things going my way
Never looking back on this anymore
Because what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away

[Chorus]

I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
Now I'm blaming you for everything

I'm so far away

Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Hey hey I've been saved
With sun shining on my pain
Getting me through this day
Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Feels so good to say

[Chorus]

Now I'm blaming you

I'm so far away

IVE MADE A CHANGE IN MY LIFE.. I WANNA BE HAPPY... TIRED OF MESSIN WIT ALL THE BULLSHIT... IM GONNA TRY TO CHANGE MYSELF .. TRY TO TRUST PEOPLE...IM GONNA TRY TO LET PEOPLE IN .. AND IM NOT GONNA AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME SOMEONES BAD .. ITS TIME TO NOT BE A BITCH...FROM NOW ON IM GONNA BE NICE BECAUSE I CAN TAKE OUT THE PAST ON THE FUTURE... CUZ THE FUTURE HASNT HURT ME ... BUT IF I ASSUME IT WILL I WILL FUCK UP MY FUTURE AND IM NOT .. IM GONNA START TRUSTIN PEOPLE ... CUZ I DONT TRUST ANYONE AND ITS LIKE THEY SAY ITS LONELY AT THE TOP .... AND IM THERE RT NOW .. I GOT EVERYTHING ANYONE COULD ASK FOR BUT NO ONE TO SHARE IT WI TH :(