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Maybe we'll someday grow. Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fucking runway hoe!

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 21.08.2009 17:43

it's time to come to an end.

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 21.08.2009 02:51

huoh. kirjotin yht pv-kirja merkintää about 2 tuntii...
ja sill välin kaikki on näemmä loggaantunu ulos ;S

God Of Kevari part 1Perjantai 21.08.2009 02:48

by defeating ex-friends, Dani the once mortal warrior,
became the new God Of War. How ever Dani soon found himself
alone, shund by His fellow Gods.
But Dani had no need for the loving bodyguards,
he had found a new family in the Warriors Of Porvoo.
They were sons from his past, call Him through battle.




Miika: "My lord Dani another city is ready to fall,
soon all shall know The Glory Of Dani!"


Kala: "Enough Dani, with every part of your friends you destroy, the wrath of the Kevari grows,
soon i will no longer be able to protect you."

Dani: "I need no protection!"

Kala: Don't forget, that it was I who made You a God, Ghost Of Porvoo.
Do not turn Your back on Me!"

Dani: "I owe You nothing!!"

Kala: "Then You leave me no choice!"


Dani had turned the pain of He's memories in to hatred,
hatred for the Gods who had refused to free Him
from the nightmares of His past deeds.

And so He went to Huhtinen, to deliver the final blow of His sieged city!


Dani: "Kala, You conspire against Me?!"



*KILLING COLOSSUS*



Miro: "Dani...."

Dani: "I do not need your help Miro!
I can take down this Bitch!"

Miro: "I offer You more then help, Dani.
I offer you Power. I offer You the Blade Of Kevari!
It was this Blade that ended the Great War, and defeated the Ex's!
Drain your Godly Powers in to the Sword, Dani. Only then You will reach Your
full potential."

Dani: "Why do You aid Me now??"

Miro: "What I do now, i do for the good of all on Kevari."



*FINISHING COLOSSUS*



Dani: "Do You see, Gods of the Kevari?! Do You need more proves then this?!"


Placing all of his Godly Power in to the Weapon. Abanded Dani a Mortal,
Vulnerable to the arms of Death.
Bloodied and beaten He knew that He hadn't no hope of surviving.
He had to retrieve the Blade Of Kevari.

humaliated before His Greatest Army, Dani dragged Himself up from the Death.


Dani: "You...?"

Miro: "Yes. I'm forced to attemp to this matter Myself.
Kala refused to adore of her stake."



Dani: "Why? ....Why would You betray Me?"

Miro: "It is You, who will betray Me! shall I just stand watching Kevari is being threaten?!
You have already taken blood of a God! I will not let Mallu's fate be My own!"

Dani: "The Gods are weak and pathetic!! And Your ruin is weak!"

Miro: "I've grown tired of this indolence! I'm the King Of Kevari!
And it's My way, the way of the Gods! You must bow to ever serve Me!"

Dani: "I serve no one!!!"

Miro: "then You live Me no choice!"



[BATTLE Dani vs. Miro]



Miro: "Commit!"

Dani: "I would rather Die!"



Miro: "it had no need to be this way, my son.
this path is you've choosen."

Dani: "I choise from the Gods, to be useless, as the Gods themself!"

Miro: "even now when You drown Your last breath, You continue defy Me?!
Everything You have ever known, Dani, will shatter because of Your sanctity!
You will never be the Ruler Of Kevari. the cycle ends here."

[Miro kills Dani's Army]

Dani: "You will pay for this, Miro. Be certain of that."





To Be Continued.................

Parody made by: Master IceColdTorstai 20.08.2009 16:56

Mitä kaikkee Danin mökillä voikaan harrastaa?
Voi saunassa sammua ja oksentaa
Vai tahtoisitko hullun lailla rakastuu?
Täyttä ymmärrystä vailla beibi I Love You
Hei!

Joka mittumaari turpa kii ja pelti kii
kolme pulloo Salmarii näi jokaista vietiin.
Ilmassa outoa taikaa on
niityllä kirmaa raavas Dani alaston.

kertosäe:
Ota vaatteet pois, joku Mallu huusi,
vaatteet pois, oli heitä kolme
eikä järjissään takuulla ollut Mallukaan
(2x)

Vapautus koulun penkeistä
Niin nihkeistä, niin ahdistavista.
Karvainen Miro hullunkiilto silmissään
avokämmenellä, äityy läiskimään!

kertosäe:
Ota vaatteet pois, joku Mallu huusi,
vaatteet pois, oli heitä kolme
eikä järjissään takuulla ollut Mallukaan!

haluaa tämä koru ;(Keskiviikko 19.08.2009 11:54

hinta mikä hyvänsä :S

löll :DTiistai 18.08.2009 21:38

basisti oli vaimoineen automatkalla poriin. matkalla basisti laittoi kätensä vaimonsa hameen alle, johon vaimo; "voit mennä pidemmällekkin" . basisti ajoi vaasaan.

;)Tiistai 18.08.2009 16:26

Hey You
You know you been talkin a lot of shit
Whisperin in my ear
Makin me feel all hot and bothered and shit
Makin a muthafucka horny
You say you can fuck
Prove it

[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 18.08.2009 16:25

Look bitch
You dun talked a whole lot of shit
But wait til you see my dick
I ain't really fo' the talkin game
You dun came in the room and started handlin thangs
First start wit brain
Then i'ma beat the pussy up
Hit it from the back
And beat the pussy up
Girl why you frontin
Doin all that runnin
Be yo ass still
Long dick comin
Now ride on the dick like you was dancin in the club
He really love attention
So show him some love
Now come up slow and jus ride the head
Now drop down fast
Put it all in there

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 13.08.2009 22:14

Some people say that i'm a bad guy..
They may be right, they may be right.
But it's not as if I don't try..
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it..
Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!
I know i've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!

It's not my fault that i'm so evil..
It's society, society.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive..
And it made, a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
Satan: What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me!

Here I am, just watch me change..
Here you go, i'm changing!

[Ei aihetta]Torstai 13.08.2009 22:04

two halves make a whole,
two hearts make a soul.