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HUOMENNA JES JES JES

"Kauris

Olet tuskissasi, koska aikasi ei riitä kaikkeen. Karsi turhat menot, mutta muista myös velvollisuudet."

no melekee

loistavat bileet eilen! kiitos ja kumarrus :)

mä tulin juhlii tänään
mä meinaan juhlii tänään jee'eeh
tääl on bileet
kaikki sileeks

Be safe at night- Sleep with a nurse

Ten reasons why you should date a nurse:

1) They can help you get over a hangover or sickness
2) Bedbaths!
3) The uniform
4) They are exposed to so many xrays, its like a form of birth control
5) You willl never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies
6) They know how to handle bodily fluids!
7) Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!
8) They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits
9) They are experienced in manual evacuation when your full of crap
10)They know how to handle the human body!!!!!!!

"sillähän on munat!"

HA-HAHAAHHAA

No I couldn't stand losing you
How could I ever do
I don't even know if it's true