Phoebe: Okay. Look Prue, I think we need to put some major closer on this or we're gonna be in rocking chairs slurping oatmeal out of rubber spoons and I'm still gonna hear about Roger. Piper, am I a boyfriend thief?
Piper: Totally.
Phoebe: Besides Roger, whom again Prue, I never touched.
Piper: My boyfriend. Billy Wilson.
Phoebe: Billy W... Eight grade Billy Wilson?
Piper: You kissed him at homecoming.
Phoebe: No, I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.