IRC-Galleria

jos kissat TÄNÄKIN YÖNÄ pitää omia jumalanpalveluksiaan vessassa ja kaatelee suihkutorneja [[ no vittu se metalline juttu mis on saippuoita jne ]] eikä anna mun nukkua vaan pakottaa mua ravaan veskissä karjumassa niille 7 kertaa yössä ni mää hirtän itteni naapurinmummun sukkanauhoilla. paitti että mun naapurissa ei asu mummoa, eli voi paska.


MUTTAJOO pöllin tämmösii janaitalta devistä, en jaksanu pastee LJ:hin et terve vaan;


1. Smoked. [ ]
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [ ]
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [x]
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. [x]
6. Had sex. [...x]
7. Had someone in your room other than family. [x]
8. Watched porn. [x] [[ the plots! THE PLOTS ]]
9. Bought porn. [ ]
10. Done drugs. [ ]
TOTAL: 6

1. Taken painkillers. [x]
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. [ ]
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. [x]
5. Been to rehab. [ ]
6. Done something illegal. [x]
7. Cut yourself. [x]
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. [x]
10. Seen someone die. [ ] [[ how does this make one a bad person, I wonder ]]
TOTAL: 7

1. Missed curfew. [x]
2. Stayed out all night. [x]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [x]
4. Been to a therapist. [x] [[ psychotherapist ]]
5. Snuck out of the house. [x]
6. Dyed your hair. [x]
7. Received a ticket. [ ]
8. Been in an accident. [ ]
9. Wished someone to die. [x]
10. Been to a bar. [x]
TOTAL: 8

1. Been to a wild party. [ ]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. [ ]
3. Drank more than four beers in a night. [ ] [[ I don't drink beer. HA HA HA ]]
4. Had a spring break in Florida. [ ]
5. Sniffed anything. [x] [[ I like sniffing kittens. and puppies. :C they have their own scent, just like babies. human babies just smell icky. ]]
6. Wore black nail polish. [x................................]
7. Wore arm bands. [x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x]
9. Listened to rap. [x] [[ not... you know..... seriously ]]
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [ ]
TOTAL: 5

1. Dressed Gothic. [ ]
2. Dressed prep.[ ]
3. Dressed punk. [ ]
4. Dressed grunge. [ ]
5. Stole something. [x]
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. [ ]
7. Blacked out. [ ]
8. Fainted. [/]
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. [ ]
TOTAL: 1½

1. Snuck into someone else's room. [x]
2. Had a crush on your friend. [x]
3. Been to a concert. [x]
4. Dry-humped someone. [ ]
5. Been called a slut. [ ]
6. Called someone a slut. [x] [[ in my head though. hurr ]]
7. Installed speakers in your car.[ ]
8. Broken a mirror. [ ]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [?] [[ I really don't remember where I have and have not showered ]]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush. [ ]
TOTAL: 4?

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. [ ]
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [ ]
3. Cruised the mall. [x]
4. Skipped school. [x]
5. Had surgery. [ ]
6. Had an injury. [x]
7. Gone to court. [x]
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [ ]
9. Caught something on fire. [ ]
10. Lied about your age. [x] [[ easy - I look like twelve. ]]
TOTAL: 5

1. Owned/rented an apartment.[x]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. [ ]
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. [ ]
4. Got in trouble with the police. [ ]
5. Talked to a stranger. [x]
6. Hugged a stranger. [ ]
7. Kissed a stranger. [ ]
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [ ]
9. Been harassed. [x]
10. Been verbally harassed. [x]
TOTAL: 4

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [x]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [ ]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. [x]
5. Been to a fair. [x]
6. Been called a bad influence. [x]
7. Drink and drive. [ ]
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [ ] [[ am I missing out on life or something? Idk ]]
10. Cheated on a test. [ ]
TOTAL: 5

TEST TOTAL: 45½ [[ unless I miscalculated, which is possible ]]

I'M VERY BAD INFLUENCE YA HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody.]
-If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average.]
-If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid.]
-If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence.]
-If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person.]

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ANOREXIA
[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal
[ ] you're very weak
[x] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[x] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxitives
[x] you need to be more skinny [[ no, I really do, I've gained weight. I can deel it when I have to dig for my hip bones through more-than-normal layers of FAT ]]
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny
Total: 3/10

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x] your mind is all over the place
[/] you are hyper most of the time
[x] you barely pay attention to anything
[x] you can't cooperate well
[ ] you talk all the time
[x] you need attention 24/7 [[ same with Jan - not getting it :c ]]
Total: 4½/6

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irratable
[/] you are anti social
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohal, drugs, or sex
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide [[ I was a dumb teenager, shhhhh. ]]
Total: 3½/6

BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[/] you always say you are fat, when you aren't. [[ I'm not... OBESE. but. enough to be gross. ]]
[ ] people think you a way too skinny
Total: ½/7

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 0/10

DEPRESSION
[ ] You are aways sad
[/] You find no hope in your future [[ SO NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ]]
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activites you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day
[x] You have low self esteem
[/] everything bad happens is always your fault
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[?] You are failing school
[x] You have thought of/attepted suicide
[ ] you have ran away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you
Total: 5?/11

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[ ] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[/] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 5½/7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[x] you repeatly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you repeatly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[/] you sometimes think the event will happen again. [[ I realized this morning while on my way to school that I break in cold sweat whenever a big-sized man is near me and I see his FINGERS. seriously. there was this dude sitting next to me, wiggling his short big fingers and I was all AKLALSDLSFKSDF *inner hyperventilation* D: ]]
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[/] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] You have not had a lot of sleep lately
[/] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age
Total: 6½/9

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[/] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfullness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with faily, friends, and opposite sex.
[/] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. [[ ..not ALWAYS. for example when it's weekend and I know I'll be home all alone. those times it just slips my mind. ]]
[x] you are very shy.
[xxxxxx] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 7/9

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SCHIZO-OCD-ADHD

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MUL ON HELLYYDENPUUSKIA. mut koirat ei tykkää musta nyt.

joku fani soitti tonne ja eeteuk ja eunhyuk puhu sen kans ihan vitun paskaa englantia ja musta tuntuu et voisin kierii mäkee alas

latasin kbs kong-playerin, rekkasin kbs:iin ja ny katon eeteukin ja eunhyukin kiss the radioo tässä livenä. vittu mistä määki taas onneni saan...............................................................................

osa mun [[ ja annin ]] luokkalaisista tuntuu kyllä olevan, kun niien juttuja seuraa, NIIN ylimielisiä vitun just-äsken-peruskoulunsa-päättäneitä räkänokkateinejä että pistää ihan vihoiks. siis oikeesti, just semmonen pentulauma että ku opettaja - joka ei ees oo mikään ääliö - ehdottaa jotain, kysyy jotain, käskee jotain, ni nää tiksut vaan muljauttelee silmiään ja mutisee voivittua jne niinku opettajan sanat olis NIINQ MAAILMAN LAPSELLISIN ASIA DAAH. opettaja pistää jonkun näistä kirjaamaan jotain, sanoo että keskustelkaa mitä keksisitte syysmyyjäisiin ni minä meen luokasta pois että voitte rauhassa jutella, ja nää on et "nii varmaa" ja heittää muistikirjansa huithelevettiin ja alkaa kääriin sätkiä siinä. ei saatana. VIHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yksi jos en olis niin nössö en galtsuvineis vaan huutaisin suoraan niien naamalle et jumalauta mitä sakkia, minä tapoin mufasan.

mut yhet pienet pojat mun luokalta tossa liikuntatunnilla kävellessä selitti gazeten filth in the beauty-biisistä, ja olin vähä silleen "....................................." ku niien eessä kävelin. ei mulla sit ollu pokkaa käännähtää niihin päin sillee "KUUNTELETTEKSTE KASSEJA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD". yhyy

latasin Titan A.E:n ja katon sen kohta eiku ei luen fikkejä eka, moro

Potteri ;______________; perskut 10- tai 11-vuotiaasta on hanakasti jotain seurannu ja sit se vaan loppuu. hv. oon hituc et haikeus.

mut nyt vois unu tulla ->

sharedtalk.comista vihdoin löysin populaa joka haluaa opettaa mulle koreaa ja oppii suomee! muhun on ottanu parin päivän aikana yhteyttä abt miljoona ihmistä ja oon sillee ~(´3`~) koska kai noista nyt joku ees lähtee oikeesti auttaan mua. yks noista mainitti jopa sen korealaisen xylitol-mainoksen jossa pomppii vihree joulupukki ja sanoo HYVÄ HYVÄ....................................... [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHYaX9bsf6Q ]]

ja yks tyttö kirjotti ihan järkyttävänmoisen romaanin koreasta ja sen kotikaupungista ja oon sillee "apua miten sit vastaan tohon -v-" ja sit se viel pyys anteeks sen huonoo englantia ja toivoo ettei loukkaa mua millään tavalla ja oon vähä et "........aww". voi aasialaisia ja niien "loukkauksia".


HYVÄ HYVÄ

mun pyörä on sit pöllitty tässä alle vuorokauden aikana ku en oo jalkaani pihalle laittanu. lukittu pyörä.

siis. mun oveen on raaputettu "LUTKA", mun ikkunan alla saattaa joskus yöllä käydä joku hämärä tyyppi koputtamassa niin että koirat rähjää, noin viikko takaperin mun pyörä oli heitelty pitkin pihaa niin että se enää just ja just pysy kasassa niin että uskalsin käydä sillä kaupassa ja nyt se sitte pöllittiin.

MITÄ NIIN HEVON VITTUA mää oon tehny että just mun kohalle tulee kaikki maholliset, mm. KUSIPÄISET ÄMMÄT, paskapäiset miehet ja VITTUNAAMASET MASTODONTIT ja vittu mitkä kaikki muutkin vielä. haistakaa paska koko saatanan ihmisjoukko, haistakaa paska. haistakaa viis viikkoo kurarännissä muhineen emäkissan vittu.

ei tässä sinänsä mitään pahaa, jos Vellun aikana mun pyörä ois varastettu mää oisin saanu turpaani ja kotiarestia siitä hyvästä etten pitäny siitä tarpeeks hyvää huolta, tää nyt on vielä vähän. [[ näin kävi edellisen pyörän kanssa ]] :DD::D:D_AD::SAD:ADS


ihan vitun sama vaikka kaikki vittu afrikan lapset riutuis nälkäkuolemissaan ja aidseissaan ja norsutaudeissaan ja ihan sama missä muissaki, MUA VITUTTAA NYT HAIGSDHSYBGOSGIUDHGUADFLKÖASHF AUSGF SPIODUFSDF FFFFFFFFF.

siis tässä on syy numero 3985795395 miks kaupunkiasumista ei voi kuvata muilla sanoin ku "VITUSTA", "PERSEESTÄ", "PELKKÄÄ HELVETTIÄ" jne jne jne jne. meen kohta latoon asumaan jos en muulla keinoin pääse kaupungista vittuun. siellä sitte tuotan jotain energiaa jostai vitun heinästä et saan tietokoneen pyöriin.

mun pikkusisko kävi äsken kysymässä et koska ryyppään sen kanssa.

Shooting a pleading glance to Leeteuk, Hankyung let out a silent plea of desperation.

"Donghae detach yourself from Kibum, no more talks about sex, Heechul, Eunhyuk - stop planning whatever you are right now, Siwon - enough, Yesung - wipe that perverse look of your face, Shindong, YoungWoon - stop eyeing Sungmin and DON'T even think about dumping him in the trash bin, Ryeowook, enough trying to touch Zhoumi in public, and Kyuhyun, stop trying to film them, Hankyung - let go of Henry, relax, Henry, the last five minutes never existed in your memory."

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