jos kissat TÄNÄKIN YÖNÄ pitää omia jumalanpalveluksiaan vessassa ja kaatelee suihkutorneja [[ no vittu se metalline juttu mis on saippuoita jne ]] eikä anna mun nukkua vaan pakottaa mua ravaan veskissä karjumassa niille 7 kertaa yössä ni mää hirtän itteni naapurinmummun sukkanauhoilla. paitti että mun naapurissa ei asu mummoa, eli voi paska.
MUTTAJOO pöllin tämmösii janaitalta devistä, en jaksanu pastee LJ:hin et terve vaan;
1. Smoked. [ ]
2. Consumed alcohol. [x]
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. [ ]
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. [x]
5. Kissed someone of the same sex. [x]
6. Had sex. [...x]
7. Had someone in your room other than family. [x]
8. Watched porn. [x] [[ the plots! THE PLOTS ]]
9. Bought porn. [ ]
10. Done drugs. [ ]
TOTAL: 6
1. Taken painkillers. [x]
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine. [ ]
3. Lied to your parents. [x]
4. Lied to a friend. [x]
5. Been to rehab. [ ]
6. Done something illegal. [x]
7. Cut yourself. [x]
8. Hurt someone. [x]
9. Been to a club. [x]
10. Seen someone die. [ ] [[ how does this make one a bad person, I wonder ]]
TOTAL: 7
1. Missed curfew. [x]
2. Stayed out all night. [x]
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. [x]
4. Been to a therapist. [x] [[ psychotherapist ]]
5. Snuck out of the house. [x]
6. Dyed your hair. [x]
7. Received a ticket. [ ]
8. Been in an accident. [ ]
9. Wished someone to die. [x]
10. Been to a bar. [x]
TOTAL: 8
1. Been to a wild party. [ ]
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade. [ ]
3. Drank more than four beers in a night. [ ] [[ I don't drink beer. HA HA HA ]]
4. Had a spring break in Florida. [ ]
5. Sniffed anything. [x] [[ I like sniffing kittens. and puppies. :C they have their own scent, just like babies. human babies just smell icky. ]]
6. Wore black nail polish. [x................................]
7. Wore arm bands. [x]
8. Wore t-shirts with band names. [x]
9. Listened to rap. [x] [[ not... you know..... seriously ]]
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD. [ ]
TOTAL: 5
1. Dressed Gothic. [ ]
2. Dressed prep.[ ]
3. Dressed punk. [ ]
4. Dressed grunge. [ ]
5. Stole something. [x]
6. Been too drunk to remember anything. [ ]
7. Blacked out. [ ]
8. Fainted. [/]
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. [ ]
TOTAL: 1½
1. Snuck into someone else's room. [x]
2. Had a crush on your friend. [x]
3. Been to a concert. [x]
4. Dry-humped someone. [ ]
5. Been called a slut. [ ]
6. Called someone a slut. [x] [[ in my head though. hurr ]]
7. Installed speakers in your car.[ ]
8. Broken a mirror. [ ]
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. [?] [[ I really don't remember where I have and have not showered ]]
10. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush. [ ]
TOTAL: 4?
1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. [ ]
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater. [ ]
3. Cruised the mall. [x]
4. Skipped school. [x]
5. Had surgery. [ ]
6. Had an injury. [x]
7. Gone to court. [x]
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. [ ]
9. Caught something on fire. [ ]
10. Lied about your age. [x] [[ easy - I look like twelve. ]]
TOTAL: 5
1. Owned/rented an apartment.[x]
2. Broke the law in the police's presence. [ ]
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf. [ ]
4. Got in trouble with the police. [ ]
5. Talked to a stranger. [x]
6. Hugged a stranger. [ ]
7. Kissed a stranger. [ ]
8. Rode in the car with a stranger. [ ]
9. Been harassed. [x]
10. Been verbally harassed. [x]
TOTAL: 4
1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online. [x]
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. [x]
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. [ ]
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. [x]
5. Been to a fair. [x]
6. Been called a bad influence. [x]
7. Drink and drive. [ ]
8. Prank-called someone. [x]
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. [ ] [[ am I missing out on life or something? Idk ]]
10. Cheated on a test. [ ]
TOTAL: 5
TEST TOTAL: 45½ [[ unless I miscalculated, which is possible ]]
I'M VERY BAD INFLUENCE YA HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody.]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody.]
-If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average.]
-If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid.]
-If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence.]
-If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person.]
ANOREXIA
[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal
[ ] you're very weak
[x] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[x] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxitives
[x] you need to be more skinny [[ no, I really do, I've gained weight. I can deel it when I have to dig for my hip bones through more-than-normal layers of FAT ]]
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny
Total: 3/10
ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x] your mind is all over the place
[/] you are hyper most of the time
[x] you barely pay attention to anything
[x] you can't cooperate well
[ ] you talk all the time
[x] you need attention 24/7 [[ same with Jan - not getting it :c ]]
Total: 4½/6
BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irratable
[/] you are anti social
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohal, drugs, or sex
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide [[ I was a dumb teenager, shhhhh. ]]
Total: 3½/6
BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[/] you always say you are fat, when you aren't. [[ I'm not... OBESE. but. enough to be gross. ]]
[ ] people think you a way too skinny
Total: ½/7
CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 0/10
DEPRESSION
[ ] You are aways sad
[/] You find no hope in your future [[ SO NEGATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ]]
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activites you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day
[x] You have low self esteem
[/] everything bad happens is always your fault
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[?] You are failing school
[x] You have thought of/attepted suicide
[ ] you have ran away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you
Total: 5?/11
OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[ ] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[/] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 5½/7
PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[x] you repeatly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you repeatly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[/] you sometimes think the event will happen again. [[ I realized this morning while on my way to school that I break in cold sweat whenever a big-sized man is near me and I see his FINGERS. seriously. there was this dude sitting next to me, wiggling his short big fingers and I was all AKLALSDLSFKSDF *inner hyperventilation* D: ]]
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[/] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] You have not had a lot of sleep lately
[/] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age
Total: 6½/9
SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[/] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfullness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with faily, friends, and opposite sex.
[/] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should. [[ ..not ALWAYS. for example when it's weekend and I know I'll be home all alone. those times it just slips my mind. ]]
[x] you are very shy.
[xxxxxx] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 7/9
SCHIZO-OCD-ADHD
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