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banaani-b^jou

banaani-b^jou

saisko sua suksii kuuhun ;)

jooSunnuntai 14.10.2007 17:03

nyt lähti myös sänki

jahuuSunnuntai 14.10.2007 00:00

hiukset lähti sitten eilen... nyt on enää sänki jäljellä

jooMaanantai 08.10.2007 15:58

TYLSÄÄ oon koulun koneella... ei ketään paikalla, niin päätin tulla kirjottelee... joo moi... kai mä meen

taas tällanenLauantai 06.10.2007 23:27

1. Heräsin aamulla. Olin nukkunut pommiin joten huudahdin:
Villasukat:)

2. Söin aamupalaksi banaanin, joka olikin mätä. Tuhahdin:
yritän kovasti sekoittaa konetta:) yritykseksi jäi :))

3. Matkalla kouluun huomasin, että farkuissani olikin takapuolessa reikä. Kiljahdin:
ei kännis olla ei :DDDD

4. Koulussa yritin peitellä reikää, mutta kaverini huomasi sen ja huudahti:
Särmä vaununjohtaja valmiina taisteluun

5. Kaikki osoittelivat minua ja huutelivat:
Turpa kii tai äiti vääntää teijän kivekset rusetille!

6. Opettajakin tuli katsomaan, ja sanoi:
läppä kuva :D

7. Juoksin pakoon koulun vessaan. Yllättäen pytystä kiipesi vihreä pieni mies ja neuvoi minua:
nakkisilimä

8. Koulussa oli matematiikkaa. En osannut ja kirosin itsekseni:
Nyt Jamo-Setä on hjuvin hjuvin vihainen eikä pisaraakaan hörppiny!

9. Opettaja kuuli sen, ja tuli sanomaan:
keijo

10. Menin koulun jälkeen heseen, ja flirttailin kassalle:
Halua pitsa Paina 1 Halua kepap odota...

11. Myyjä vastasi minulle:
Kävimmää kampaajal. Väittää tota pinkkiä viininpunaiseksi XD ja kuva vääristää tota tumman ruskeaa - se ei siis ole musta, köt it?

12. Takanani jonottanut siveellinen mummeli ei pitänyt siitä, ja kiljui minulle:
.Poika, Auto, Meri, Auringon nousu.. vappu -06

13. Syntyi tappelu, ja pakenin hesburgerista. Henkilökunta huuteli perääni:
ei sua parempaa ooaamukaljalla ;P

14. Tulin kotiin, ja isä kysyi missä olin ollut. Vastasin:
Aurinko paisto.

15. Kotona oli mummi vierailulla. Tervehdin:
Tanssii susi... eiku puiden kanssa!! ugh!!

16. Sitten menin huoneeseeni. Avasin tietokoneen ja se herjasi minulle:
minä: satun<3<3

17. Aloin itkeä ja kiljuin hysteerisenä:
Stonehenge: Mystinen paikka =)

18. Sitten hyppäsin parvekkeelta ja sivustakatsoja totesi:
"Sitä pitää vihata ni se lentää pitemmälle." -Lentäjän poika

19. Kuolin sairaalassa ja kuolinilmoituksessani luki:
Jos tuut mun Konemetsään niin mä TAPAN SUT!

Sellainen oli minun päiväni, entäs sinun?

olisitsä mun rinsessaTorstai 04.10.2007 17:50

nimiä alle vaan

Perjantai 21.09.2007 23:15




Kotiteollisuus - Minä olen

Joku vaihtaa öisin lähikauppojemme nimiä,
äidit synnyttävät lapsia joiden puhetta emme ymmärrä,
kuka hiippailee pois Suomi-neidon aitan liepeiltä,
neidon jonka kupeet huokuvat, nyt, ikuista kylmyyttä.

Ja se mies,
Jussi seisoo yksin suon laidalla,
on kuokka pudonnut,
räkä valuu hikisellä poskella.
Eikä mies tiedä mitä tehdä, mihin mennä nyt,
on sillä kylmä, kylmä kuten sisälläni on.


Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.
Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.

Katson ulos ikkunasta,
en näe iloa täällä.
Levinneitä hiekkalaatikoita,
räkäisiä lähikapakoita.
Joista yksinhuoltajat raahaavat yhden yön toivojaan,
jotka poistuvat aamulla,
ennen kuin lapset heräävät.

Anna minulle kätesi,
anna lupaus huomisesta,
lupaa etten yksin jää tähän,
kylmään elämään.
Tähän päivään jossa kaikuvat patsaiden jylhät äänet,
jossa syntynyt kulkee kuolleena,
etsien hautapaikkaansa.

Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.
Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.

Niin kaunis on kuun sirppi,
niin raikas on syksyn sateen jälkeinen tuoksu.

Kuka täällä komentaa?
ketä täällä totellaan?
Kahta suurta jumalaa,
ahneutta ja rahaa.
Joiden temppeleinä toimivat pörssit ja ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.
Kuka täällä komentaa?
ketä täällä totellaan?
Kahta suurta jumalaa,
ahneutta ja rahaa.
Joiden temppeleinä toimivat pörssit ja ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.

Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.
Mutta minä olen ja elän ja hengitän,
yhtä suurta jumalaa,
elämänhalua.
Sen temppeleinä toimivat kapakat, ilotalot,
markkinat, marketit, kaupunkien värivalot.

jooTorstai 20.09.2007 21:43

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Auta kissaa valloittamaan Irc-Galleria
Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi :D

viitaten aikasemmin kirjottamaaniSunnuntai 16.09.2007 17:11

just näin... niin vähän arvelinki ei kukaan... elämä on pelkkää paskaa

vastatkaa rehellisestiSunnuntai 16.09.2007 16:39

kuinka moni teistä jäis oikeesti kaipaa jos mä lähtisin maan päältä? kuinka moni oikeesti välittäis?
vastatkaa niiin tiedän kuinka paska mun elämä oikeesti on?
MESETTÄJÄ

[x] mese on osa elämää
[x] sulla on yli 50 meseosotetta
[ ] ja suurin osa sun kavereist on netin kautta hankittuja...
[ ] ...tai muuten vaan jotain datiksii
[x] sulla on mesessä yli 40 hymiöö

total: 3

CS-PELURI

[ ] vitun kimmo :(
[ ] pilas saatana CS:sän maineen :((
[ ] sulla on cs sun koneella
[ ] ja pelaat sitä
[ ] ownaat kaikki

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DATIS

[x] oot paljon koneella
[ ] kesälomalla datasit joka päivä
[ ] ... ja myöhään yöhön asti
[x] tykkäät naputtelusta
[x] sulla on web-kamera

total: 3

NÖRTTI

[x] oot paljon koneella
[ ] ja jos tarve vaatii, osat myös korjata koneen
[ ] säästät viikkorahojasi tietokoneen osiin, tai peleihin
[ ] mikä ihmeen real-life !?
[x] pelaaminen on kivaa !

total: 2

HIKKE

[ ] tulee tippa linssiin jos saat alle 9 kokeesta
[ ] tokarissa sun keski arvo oli VÄH. 8,7
[ ] koulussa on kivaa !
[ ] oikeestaan kesälomalla on tylsää
[ ] osaat aina uudet asiat koulussa heti

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ERNU

[ ] JAPANIIIIHH<3<3<3<3
[ ] MUUTETAAN JAPANIIN!
[ ] SIELLÄ AURINKO PAISTAA IHANASTI...
[ ]... KUIN KYON PERSE <3<3<3
[ ] ^^ <3

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PISSIS

[x] no daa
[ ]juot teini-siiderii
[x] ja poltat
[ ] koska muutki kaveris polttaa
[x] otat peilin kautta kuvia irc-galleriaan

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HEVARI

[ ] AINAKI 50 KILON EESTÄ KETJUJA HOUSUISSA
[ ]\,,/ tai /,,/
[ ] hevi on parasta!
[ ] nahkatakit on jees
[ ] omistan metallica-paidan

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HIPPI

[ ] khakinvihree, oranssi ja tämmöset on vaikuttavia värejä vaatteissas
[ ] sulla on rastat
[ ] ja ruskeet semmoset
[] sulla on olkalaukku...
[ ]...joka useimmiten on tosi alhalla

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MÄKKILÄSKI

[x] N Ä L K Ä
[x] ...vaik just söin!
[x] sul on aina euro tai pari mukan, (jos vaikka mäkki ois jossain lähellä..)
[ ] käyt vähintään viikoittain mäkissä
[ ]itket kavereilles: "yhyyy oon läskiii!!"

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ROKKARI

[ ]tupeeraat hiuksiis
[ ] ja lakkaa menee....
[ ] pillifarkut on jees
[ ] ja fanipaidat
[ ]myös tennarit kelpais

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