"Ugh. Get a room."
"Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults."
"I know. I meant get a room. My room. And do it in front of me."
"What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy."
"He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know."
"Aww, Cohen, those are your ribs."