IRC-Galleria

"..I knew this girl. She had this crazy freak-out because she took too many behavioral meds
at once. And she just, like RIPPED off her clothes and DOVE into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall
and was like ' Blaaahh! I am a KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!!' "

"I heard that was you."

unohdin ilmottaa myös että saan uuden serkun! <3

heee twilight oli muuten helvetin hyvä
unohdin ilmoittaa

olen tullut takaisin!


ei sillä et olisin ollu jossain..

"Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take
another easy breath without knowing that you were all right."
"So I'm like asthma?"


"So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering."
"You still play Magic."
"Yeah, but not as much."


"How was the mall?"
"Weird."
"Ah, yes. You've really painted a picture for me, I feel like I was there."

no siis kyl mäki rakastan olla totally wasted?

"Ugh. Get a room."
"Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults."
"I know. I meant get a room. My room. And do it in front of me."


"What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy."
"He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know."
"Aww, Cohen, those are your ribs."