"there's a hand on your dad's shoulder and it's not connected to a body. i'm not sure should i laugh or scream, so i'm gonna do them both at the same time."
"mother, you told us to never take things from garbage"
"food. and i was talking to your dad."
"these kids do not know how to eat a chicken leg. there's another side."
"oh i wouldn't eat these sandwiches. i made them couple of days ago and then i lost them. but now i found them!"
"excuse me while i'm pretending to take a call. go for Frenchy"
"it's your problem"
"no it's not. if mom sees the cupid she'll blame me and i'll find a way to blame you. we're all in this together."
....
"what are we gonna do? we still have cupid."
"you said we. you're in this. awesome."
"we have to get to the class"
"i never went to class when i was with dean"
"i try to be better influence on you"
"oh, many people have tried it. good luck with that"