"wow max, you sure got me by wrecking all your own stuff."
"that's right i got you! wait... oh man, i got me"
"dude, this is mine!"
"so you got her too. sucker! high five brother"
omg miks mulla on pakkomielle aina tanssia näitten tahtiin?? thank god istun. mut tää näyttää tooooosi oudolta ja äiti on tossa. hmm.... pitää mua pian hulluna.
"how many charmed and dangerous books there are?"
"seven"
"ok, good, go get them. i'll read them all by morning. i'll skip flossing to save time. *writes to hand* don't eat corn."
"i was wondering if you would help spread word that art class is cancelled"
"what? why?"
"miss majorheely texted in her resingnation. which is strange cause i didn't know my phone got texts."
"that's it? you're gonna cancel art class because you don't have teacher to teach it?"
"that's kind of how schools work"
"there's a hand on your dad's shoulder and it's not connected to a body. i'm not sure should i laugh or scream, so i'm gonna do them both at the same time."
"mother, you told us to never take things from garbage"
"food. and i was talking to your dad."
"these kids do not know how to eat a chicken leg. there's another side."
"oh i wouldn't eat these sandwiches. i made them couple of days ago and then i lost them. but now i found them!"
"excuse me while i'm pretending to take a call. go for Frenchy"