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"i want to stay here and be your B F F"
"get O F F"

(miten musta tuntuu, et oon vähän innostunu? mä odotan, et jollain menee hermot ja sitten lopetan. tai sit en. emmä tiiä. tää on kivaa.)

"sorry. i overslept."
"but we were in a biology class"
"exactly."

"dude, you're a girl!"
"i am?! that explains so much"

"i had afternoon classes? what next? classes in the morning?"

"honey i'm so seasick i can't see the inside of my eyelids"

"this is impossible. either i need a softer coconut or harder straw."

"she's not that smart"
"what do you mean?"
"max thinks she's dumb."
"woah, you gotta dump her"

"ashley olsen, i could probably remember that. ashley... oh no, well"

"that's what you get with 10 missing assignments"
"it's 14 now"
"14?!"
"i told you that 4 weeks ago"

"relax justin. the wrestling won't start in another hour. you can finish your date while i poke the leprechaun with your stick."

"you're weird"
"but in a cute way, right?"
"barely"