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"look at you. you look exactly the same. no you look better. i hate you. i love you. give me a hug."

"london, everytime i come to your closet, i get lost."
"here, have a map"
"wow, i have to check out the hat world."

"this isn't about you. this is about something bigger than you. this is about ME! ...i mean the paper..."

"we made history!"
"great, more for me to study"
"you were there and you're still probably going to fail"

"do you know what this means?"
"i will as soon as you tell me."

"today i've learned two things, money can't buy friendship, and city bus drivers take pity on you when you're half naked."

"hey cody, you want to come to see a movie? there's killer koala opening downtown."
"i don't really know. i should work with my spech. this is really important. the first prize is a golden tongue."

"last time he needed money, he tried to sell my blood. it's lucky i'm a light sleeper."

"this isn't fair. you had your birthday six months ago."
"so? i can have my party when ever i want."
"i happen to remember that on your actual birthday, you went to a cruise on a mediterrian. what do you call that?"
"a tuesday."

"sharing is tough. you know, when i was younger i tried to share a boyfriend. it ended in a disaster."
"she got him?"
"no, i got him. and then he ate all my animal crackers."
"ooh, you were in kindergarten."
"no, i was in high school"