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random quote #185Maanantai 12.10.2009 22:25

"so please. please. please. please. please. please. please. please! cheese!"

random quote #184Maanantai 12.10.2009 20:54

"who are you?"
"your conscience."
"if you are my conscience. then who's this guy?"
"i was lonely! i'll leave now..."

random quote #183Maanantai 12.10.2009 18:16

"...like last week some lady asked what was in a granola bar. like i don't know. but of course i didn't say that. instead i told her the only thing i could think of. granola.... and... a bar."

random quote #182Maanantai 12.10.2009 18:11

"this fish has killed four fishes with his smell, that's how bad his stench is. for some reason it won't die. my dad insists flushing him down the toilet, but i figure it's kinda cruel. i was thinking a pot of boiling water."

3sixty5daysMaanantai 12.10.2009 17:37

koukussa....

(hoho, kukaan ei ees tiiä mistä puhun : DDD)

random quote #181Maanantai 12.10.2009 17:32

"when in doubt, bang against the wall."

random quote #180Maanantai 12.10.2009 03:54

"...we used to go there after soccer games."
"your mom said you were an awesome soccer player."
"yes! my mom is awesome!"

random quote #179Maanantai 12.10.2009 03:52

"i'm in charge."
"no, you're not"
"yes i am. i'm the oldest and the tallest and i have the longest sideburns, so i'm in charge."

random quote #178Maanantai 12.10.2009 03:42

"this is like where all my tour laundry goes. so all the freaks who want to smell my underwear, break into the basement."

random quote #177Maanantai 12.10.2009 03:16

"if you're ever attacked by a zombie, you should light him on fire, watch him dance and then run for your fucking life."