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Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantak for audacity if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man... no don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see it when I come in girl

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what's Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and 2 Zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
that nobody understands you
I'm so mean 'cause cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more make up than

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
that nobody understands you
I'm so mean 'cause cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more make up than

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys

Years ago, when I was younger
I kind of liked, a boy I knew
he was mine and we were sweethearts
That was then but then it's true

I'm in love with a fairytale
Even though it hurts
Cause I don't care if I lose my mind,
I'm already cursed

Every day (dadada)
we started fighting (dadada)
Every night(dadada)
we fell in love (dadada)
No one else (dadada)
could make me sadder
But no one else could lift me high above

I don't know what I was doing (aah)
When Suddenly we fell apart
Nowadays I can not find him
But when I do we'll get a brand new start

he's a fairytale yeah
Even though it hurts
cause I don't care if I lose my mind,
I'm already cursed

Miksi olit viimeksi surullinen? - tällähetkellä
Miksi teet tätä testiä? - huvikseen

MILLOIN:
Milloin olet viimeksi syönyt leipää? - tänää..eiku eile illalla
Milloin olet viimeksi opiskellut? - ...
Milloin olet viimeksi pelännyt pimeää? - joskus pienenä

HALUAISITKO:
Haluaisitko olla jossain muualla kun nyt olet? - TODELLAKI
Haluaisitko elää jonkun päivän uudestaan? - jooooooooooo!
Haluaisitko nähdä jonkun tietyn? - JOOOOOOOOO
Haluaisitko kertoa jotain jollekin tietylle? -JOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haluaisitko halata jotain tiettyä? - JOOOOOOOOOOOo
Haluaisitko viettää aikaa jonkun tietyn kanssa? - JOOOOOOOOOOO
Haluaisitko että olisi kesäloma? - öö..
Haluaisitko nukkua ikuista unta? - JOOOOOOOOOOO
Haluaisitko muuttaa maahan jossa kävit viimeksi? - JOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Haluaisitko matkustaa ulkomaille? - JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SINÄ:
Monta kirjainta on nimessäsi? - 4
Missä kuussa olet syntynyt? - lokakuus.
Oletko allerginen jollekin? - paistetulle kananmunalle -.-'
Kuinka pitkä olet? - 179

VIIMEISIMMÄT:
Viimeisin pitkä automatka: 3,5h? onks se pitkä, ainaki mulle :)
Viimeisin itku: itkin ilosta, oli niin hyvii ruokapöytäjuttuja mökillä med mummo mutsi ja faija x')
Viimeisin soitettu biisi: the game - better on the other side


VIIME KUUN AIKANA OLETKO:
Ostanut jotakin? - joo
Ollut halattavana? - joo
Tuntenut itsesi tyhmäksi? -JOO
Ikävöinyt jotakuta? - juu
Saanut kokeesta nelosen? - jooen:D
Leikkauttanut hiuksesi? - eeip.

KULUNUT VIIKKO:
Onko joku halannut sinua viimeisen viikon sisällä? - ju
Oletko ikävöinyt jotain kovasti - juu
Mitä olet ostanut viikon sisällä? - vaatteita :p
Oletko potenut krapulaa? - en
Soittanut jollekkin? - juu
Saanut viestiä vastakkaisesta sukupuolelta? - juu
Lähettäny viestiä vastakkaiselle sukupuolelle? - juu

Do you want to fuck me?
The question is rhetorical
Can they both get alone?
This is not the Matrix
But I am the oracle

I remember the first time I seen you moonwalk,
I believed I could do anything,
you made the world dance,
you made the music come to life

This the type of song that make the angels cry
I look up in the sky and I wonder why
Why you had to go, go
I know it's better on the other side
You were chosen from the sky
Never gon' let you go (the king, woah! - Polow da Don)

Who's Michael Jackson, you're Michael Jackson
I'm Michael Jackson, we all Michael Jackson

I guess what I'm asking is everybody bow their head for a legend
Don't breathe for a second
Now let the air out, grab the hand of somebody you care about
So you can hear my message, my confession
Someone tell Usher, I seen the moonwalk
I guess the young thriller touched him
Like he touched me, like he touched you
So carry on his legacy, something I must do
So I trust you lighting candles, concrete visuals
Me and my brothers listen to Jackson 5 in the living room
First thing I did when I heard was call puff
'Cause him and Mike tried to stop the beef between us
Who was us? Me and fifty, that beef is dead
Him and Mike Jackson gonna take us to the ledge

As I'm pouring out this liquor candles start to flicker
When list (?) my air ones, MJ was my nigger
Not the one that play ball, the one with the Hollywood star
and since I'm a Hollywood star I'm gonna tell you my story
Never had a family that close
Never see Barry Gordy walking through interscope
Just like me they always had Mike in a scope
No matter what you say, I'm gonna love him and he's still dope
let me take you back to 85 when I was in a zone
Dancing for my momma Thriller jacket with all the zippers on
Now I'm doing 90 'bout to crash in this Aston
Listening to Outkast, I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson
Anything I can ever do to better you your son was our king so we won't Corretta you
I'm writing this letter to all the Jackson kids
We all Jackson kids, time to let us through

People can say what they want to say about you
But we gon' remember the miracles that you showed us
Through your music, through your dance, through your (...)
You were the one that made us all realise that we are the world
You are the one that showed us we can moonwalk
You gave us the beat, you gave us the rhythm, you gave us the soul
Through us your legacy lives on

We can't stop now
We wont stop now, Mike Jackson

This the kind of song to make the angels cry
Look up in the sky
Ask God why, why, why, do we live and let it die