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JOS SAISIT MINUT SINUN HUONEESEEN
LUKITTUNA 24 TUNNIKSI JA SAISIT TEHDÄ KANSSANI IHAN MITÄ VAIN, MITÄ TEKISIT?
JÄTÄ KOMMENTTI JA SITTEN KOPIOI TÄMÄ OMAAN PÄIVÄKIRJAASI
JA KATSO MITÄ MUUT SANOVAT SAATAT YLLÄTTYÄ.
JOS ET VASTAA JA KOPIOI TÄTÄ NIIN OLET VALITTETAVASTI PELKURI..

1. Mikä on nimesi? - Mika

2. Kuinka vanha olet? - 14

3. Missä asut? - Aitoossa

4. Seurusteletko? - Joo

5. Jos vastasit myöntävästi niin kauanko olet seurustellut? - Koht puol vuotta

6. Pidätkö koruista? - No joo..tai no en tii

7. Vihaatko ketään tällä hetkellä? - en

8. Käytätkö alkoholia? - Sometimes

9. Käytätkö huumeita? - En

10. Biisi joka oli viimeksi juuttunut päähäsi? - Mc Mane TipTap

11. Biisi jota kuuntelet nyt? - En kuuntele ny mitää.

12. Onko sinulla lemmikkejä? - Kissa..

13. Et kai omista pinkkejä alushousuja? - Noe!

14. Mikä on lempivärisi? - Musta,Punane

15. Onko sinulla oma TV? - No eeei..

16. Entä tietokone? - Juu Tavallaa..

17. Kuinka monta puhelinnumeroa sinulla on kännykässäsi? - vaan 55

18. Entä tekstiviestiä? - 8

19. Mitä lukee ensimmäisessä saapuneessa tekstiviestissäsi? - 7.Anteeks kun muutan<3 Voin olla yön jos haluut

20. Kenelle olet soittanut viimeksi? Miksi? - iskäl mutten muista miks

21. Viimeisin henkilö jonka olet nähnyt? - iskä

22. Henkilö jolle olet huutanut viimeksi? - öö..en muista

23. Henkilö jota olet loukannut viimeksi? - en tiedä..

24. Henkilö joka viimeksi näki sinun itkevän? - Toni

25. Millaista unta näit viime yönä? - emmuista

26. Onko sinulla hyvät välit vanhempiisi? - Nojoo..

27. Onko sinua koskaan petetty? - Emt

28. Onko sinulla lävistyksiä? - Korvis

29. Entä tatuointeja? - Ei oo

30. Haluaisitko tietää koska kuolet? - En

31. Jos sinun pitäisi tappaa itsesi, millä keinolla se tapahtuisi? - En haluu miettii..

32. Kuinka montaa poikaa olet suudellut? - VITUT MÄ MIKÄÄ HOMO OO SAATANA!!

33. Kuinka montaa tyttöä olet suudellut? - mieti sitä ja pidä hauskaa

34. Kenen kanssa olit viimeksi elokuvissa? - Vittu en muista liia kaua aikaa

35. Viimeisin juotu alkoholipitoinen juoma? - Viina

36. Viimeisin juotu alkoholiton juoma? - Kahvi

37. Uskallatko olla julkisilla paikoilla ilman meikkiä/hiusten laittamista? - Joo?

38. Viihdytkö paremmin yksin vai porukassa? - porukassa,tai riippuu tilanteesta

39. Kuka oli paras BB-talossa? - sauli

40. Mikä fiilis? - Iha kiva

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Lisäämällä tämä sinun päiväkirjaasi !!

1.Sano ensimmäiselle, meselistallasi olevalle:
"Vituttaako kun SE on varattu?" kuka oli ja mitä vastasi?

זĦ³ ©ª®³٤طª۳™ sanoo:
kuka


2. Lähetä heräte kolmannelle, kuka oli ja mitä vastasi?

-Pomo Tiukkanen- sanoo:
mitä??????????????????????????????

3. Sano lähimpänä sinua asuvalle meselistallasi:
"Nopeeta! Missä kuppaat?", kuka oli ja mitä vastasi?

©±ßlaaß±©:DCarma Corma:D<--->(*)RäbbiT(*)<--->:DVittuile Vaan Saunan Takana on Vielä Tilaa:D<--->:DCarma Corma:D©±ßlaaß± sanoo:
MItä missä kuppaan?


4. Sano viimeiselle (kirjautuneelle) listallasi:
"ompa outoo. kui se nyt niin?" kuka oli ja mitä sanoi?

Taija sanoo:
täh ?


6. Kysy viidenneltä meselistaltasi:
"Voiks tulla teille ?" Kuka se oli ja mitä vastas?!

juulia. sanoo:
joo.

Valitse kuukausi jolloin synnyit:

Tammikuu- Söin
Helmikuu- Löin
Maaliskuu- Nussin
Huhtikuu- Katsoin
Toukokuu- Runkkasin
Kesäkuu- Vedin turpaan
Heinäkuu- Nauratin
Elokuu- Puukotin
Syyskuu- Ammuin
Lokakuu- Rakastelin
Marraskuu- Haukuin
Joulukuu- Pidin kädessäni

Valitse päivä jolloin synnyit:

1. Huoraa
2. Poika/tyttöystävääsi
3. Naista jolla on HIV
4. Seksikästä tyttöä
5. Joulupukkia
6. Playboy-pupua
7. Naimisissa olevaa Isää
8. Koppakuoriaista
9. Äitiäsi
10. Pääsiäispupua
11. Jalkapallo pelaajaa
12. Pirua
13. Aasialaista
14. Opettajaani
15. Kiveä
16. Elvistä
17. Pornotähteä
18. Puhelinta
19. Tietokonettani
20. Sinun taloa
21. Äitiä
22. Lammasta
23. Pappia
24. Sihteeriä
25. Mr.Oikeaa
26. Transua
27. Teroitinta
28. Sinun kuumaa siskoasi
29. George Bush:ia
30. CD-levyä
31. Tulostinta

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:

A- koska tykkään suklaasta.
B- koska minulla oli tylsää.
C- koska housuni olivat liian tiukat.
D- koska hedelmä tykkää kärpäsestä.
E- koska sydämeni on liian pieni.
F- koska en saanut yhtään lahjaa jouluna.
G- koska tykkään kananmunista.
H- koska huomenna on maailmanloppu.
I- koska viilsin ranteeni auki.
J- koska minulla ei ole tyttö/poikaystävää.
K- koska pidän jalkapallosta.
L- koska olin pilvessä.
M- koska olin sekaisin.
N- koska äitini käski.
O- koska olen homoseksuaali.
P- koskan olen yksinäinen.
Q- koska vanhempani riitelevät paljon.
R- koska minua panettaa.
S- koska haluan tehdä itsemurhan.
T- koska inhoan koulua.
U- koska minulla on tarve masturboida.
V- koska tykkään juhlia.
W- koska se kutsuu minua.
X- koska tykkään tummista.
Y- koska tykkään uida.
Z- koska olin humalassa.
Ã…- koska minun vasen kives on suurempi kuin toinen.
Ä- koska vasen rintani on suurempi kuin toinen.

Lempivärisi. (valitse yksi)

Sininen- Sen jälkeen menin suihkuun,
Punainen- Sen jälkeen menin kakalle,
Vihreä- Sen jälkeen menin mummoni luo,
Keltainen- Sen jälkeen menin lempibändini keikalle,
Musta- Sen jälkeen menin lähimpään baariin,
Valkoinen- Sen jälkeen menin tyttö-/poikaystäväni exän luokse,
Violetti- Sen jälkeen menin sokkotreffeille,
Harmaa- Sen jälkeen menin pornokauppaan,
Ruskea- Sen jälkeen menin kahvilaan,
Vaaleanpunainen- Sen jälkeen menin kylpyyn,
Vaaleansininen- Sen jälkeen menin exäni luokse,
Joku muu- Sen jälkeen menin lähimmän koulun rehtorin kansilaan,


Horoskooppisi:

Oinas- siellä heitin kaikki vaatteeni pois
Härkä- mukanani suurimmat ja mustimmat dildot mitä löysin
Kaksonen- mukanani kaksi 4,5 litran viskipulloa
Rapu- mukanani naapurin koiran täydet kakkapussit
Leijona- siellä revin lähimmältä ihmiseltä kaikki vaatteet pois
Neitsyt- mukanani äidiltäni varastamat tamponit
Vaaka- siellä löysin maasta käyttämättömiä kondomeja
Skorpioni- matkalla varastin jonkun takapihalta heidän kukkaistutuksensa multineen
Jousimies- mukanani isältäni lainatut pornokasetit
Kauris- matkalla löysin maasta käytettyjä kondomeja
Vesimies- matkalla kidnappasin naapurin lapset
Kalat- mukanani kaverini autosta pöllimäni hajukuuset

Lemmikkisi:

Kissa- ja söin ne..
Koira- ja möin ne.
Kani- ja työnsin ne ahteriini.
Hamsteri/Marsu- ja revin ne kappaleiksi.
Gerbiili/Rotta- ja annoin ne lahjaksi pienelle kummilapselleni.
Käärme- ja tungin ne ohikulkijan taskuun ja väitin häntä varkaaksi.
Hevonen/Poni- ja laitoin ne seinälle.
Joku hyöteinen- ja heitin ne kaupan näyteikkunasta sisään.
Joku lintu- ja kätkin ne maahan odottamaan parempia aikoja.
Villakoira/Pölypunkki- ja maksoin niillä ruokaostokseni.
Joku muu- ja askartelin niistä itselleni uuden hatun.
Ei lemmikkejä- ja uskon aloittavani uuden muotivillityksen roikuttamalla niitä korvistani.

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