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A: Toi voi olla sen tytön isä...
H: Niin tai äiti... :D
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olen siis hyvin laiska joten rakas facebook-käyttäjä-ystäväni, lisääthän minut ystäväksesi :)

on vähä nälkä.. pitää viel olla tääl hetkinen.. tai ei nyt pakko oo mut päätin nyt et teen noi kuolemansynnit loppuun ni nyt sitte teen ne loppuu..! (ainaki melkee.. ^^') onneks koulul on tv ni sai katottuu salkkarit tos odotelles ku avid importoi.. :P nyt sielt tulis frendit..!!!!! (taih noh, tuli... vois men kattoo lopuajaks simffonmeit, on varmaa joku 10 min jälel et se saa importoituu ton klipin...) koulus menee hyvi aika ku oma kone on korjaukses.. :)

lisäsin siis kuvia facebookkiin :D , vihdoinkin....

Karvatti

... no mitä, joudun jämsää leirille... tai onhan sekin TILAISUUS mutta ei mitään verrattuna karvattiin <3

Oon huomannu et mul tulee ain huono omatunto ku ajan kesärajotusten mukasest... nimittäi jos talvirajotukset jätettäis kesäksiki ni päästöistä vähenis 5%

kuin puolet sielusta puuttuisi..... lähdössä pian nakkilaan ja kone pitäs jättää raumal... on nii vaikee jättää se tänne... toki mun sieluni on jo turmeltunut koska me alustettiin se kone.. :( nooooooh elämän kiertokulku... kone raukka.... toivottavast se saatas kuntoo.. ja toivottavast meiä äiti VIE sen huomen korjauksee etten mä iha turhaa jättänyt sitä tänne....

tuntuu nyt jo niin tyhjältä ilman nettiä... kommentoikaa mulle paljon ja enya lisää paljo kuvii... :) mä käyn täällä taas... huome aamul koulus.... <3

no ou jee, ajattelin kerranki kirjottaa pitkän tekstin ja sit meiä äiti menee sulkemaa tän sivun sil välil ku mä oon pois... se siitä sitte, en jaa ajatuksiani teidän kanssanne enää siitä asiasta mistä kirjoitin! saatana....

yhteenveto: weaver-perheen ois pitäny voittaa..!

Sometimes gamer guys spend too much time studying game strategies and forget how to keep their girlfriends. I was browsing through bulletins on Myspace and came across this helpful list on how to keep a girl. It was posted by a fellow gamer, so of course itÂ’s a completely truthful list. If you guys go out there and actually attempt anything on this list, we are not responsible for the results. This is strictly for entertainment purposes and the actions should only be attempted by professionals like myself. I realize this isnÂ’t big gaming news, but itÂ’s Sunday and sometimes I just like to have fun with articles on slow weekends. If she happens to be a total psycho, then some of these things may actually work. If anyone ever needs advice on psycho girlfriends, IÂ’m the guy to come to. The great list follows the break.


1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.”
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if sheÂ’s sleeping. If
she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then
when sheÂ’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

7. If youÂ’re talking to another girl, make sure sheÂ’s looking. When
she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “**** you” and grab the other
girlÂ’s ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her youÂ’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she
thinks itÂ’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now youÂ’re
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she
starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and
whisper very quietly into her ear “…because I can.”

9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those
special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when sheÂ’s coldÂ…and not by giving her your jacket,
because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say
“if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now, you’re going to be
bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, sheÂ’ll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all
night.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funnyÂ…why shouldnÂ’t girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When sheÂ’s fast asleep, wait 10
minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes
home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give
her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.

17. Every time youÂ’re in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings
or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This
way, sheÂ’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when sheÂ’s about to order, interrupt
and say “no, she’s not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls
love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on
it (but not a sexy cologne smellÂ…a bad smell. You know what IÂ’m talking
about).

21. When itÂ’s raining, keep asking her if sheÂ’s crying. SheÂ’ll say
“no, it’s just the rain.” Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at
her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

23. If youÂ’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way sheÂ’ll think youÂ’re mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday, but donÂ’t get her anything. Teach her that
material objects arent important. The only thing thatÂ’s important is
that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she
can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just
whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know
sheÂ’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the
present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually donÂ’t like this one
that much, but guys think itÂ’s funny.

26. If sheÂ’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will,
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will
make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that youÂ’re
going to tell her a special surprise. Now sheÂ’ll be really excited. DonÂ’t
call

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