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I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still alive.

I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide
And with the sea I did abide.
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico
I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow
And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
But I am living still.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide
Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and
around and around

I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..

bisseä ja suolakeksiä med salaneuvos juusto, kotasavu meetvursti, halapenjo :3

Bring me a magic potion; it will heal my achin wounds.
A taste so bitter that makes my bleeding soul feel so good.
It will make us sing and dance in our endless feast.
Or it might even unleash the beast in me!

Hauska leffa, loistavaa dialogia:D

*
Red:
- Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton:
- Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red:
- Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton:
- Belongs to me.
Red:
- Then the dragon.
*



*
Red:
- I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body.
*



*
Red:
[Red regains consciousness after shortly passing out from his wounds]
- I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.

Dale Denton:
- It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.
*



*
Dale Denton:
- What the fuck is this thing?
Saul:
- Ah. Cross joint.
Dale Denton:
- Yeah.
Saul:
- You ever smoke one of those?
Dale Denton:
- You can SMOKE this?
Saul:
- Hell yeah, man!
Dale Denton:
- No.
Saul:
- This. Is. The future, this is like the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. It's rumored that M. M. O'Shaughnessy designed the first one - the guy who, uh, designed the Golden Gate Bridge. My second favorite civil engineer behind Hannskarl Bandel: Madison Square Garden... What you do is you light all three ends at the same time...
Dale Denton:
- Really?
Saul:
- and then the smoke converges, creating a TRIFECTA of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future. That - future...
*

yleisön ilmeet - priceless :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8AuSXHDcqI

Savupiipusta ilmestyi kuningas Gnurr.
Hän on luoksemme saapunut avaruudesta.
Hän on luvannut opettaa lapsille maan
kestävää kehitystä sekä vesipalloa.

Kesäillan jo valaisee kuningas Gnurr,
tuo taivaiden huikea ylijumala.
Kaikki pyssyt hän kerää maailmasta pois,
ja murskaa ne käyttäen taikavoimiaan!

Kuningas Gnurr sua kanssa odottaa
ja korkeampaa tietoisuutta janoaa.
Älä viinaan peitä enää kauempaa,
tule meille kaikki salat kertomaan.

Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Hän on kuningas, hän on kuningas, hän on GNURR!

HUA!

Sinä arvokas, viisas ja älykäs Gnurr
tule opettamaan meille jo filosofiaa.
Tuot rauhan ja veljeyden maapallolle
ja soitat ihmisille Pelle Miljoonaa.

Gnurr viimein saapuu niin kansa vaikenee,
vain kuisketta hiipii väkijoukossa:
"Tuoko on muka se kuningas Gnurr,
sehän on ihan tavallinen majava!"

Kuningas Gnurr sua kanssa odottaa,
korkeampaa tietoisuutta janoaa.
Älä viinaan peitä enää kauempaa,
tule meille kaikki salat kertomaan.

Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Hän on kuningas, hän on kuningas, hän on GNURR!

HUA!

Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Kuningas on, kuningas on, kuningas GNURR!
Hän on kuningas, hän on kuningas, hän on GNURR!

Olny 55% of plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if yuo can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coraline
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js7wxoqeVK0

http://www.finnkino.fi/distribution/elokuvat/coraline/

Kuka haluaa lähteä kahtomaan ton ? :)