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If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know, oh oh oh yeah

Yeah, uh
A fresh cool young Lu'
Tryna catch his microphone check 2, 1, 2
Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees, what have you bring you?
Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' new?
Well your name ain't on the guest list, who bring you?
You! The more famous person you come through
And the sexy lady next to you, you come too
And then they hit me
Standin' outside of heaven waitin' for god to come and get me
I'm too uncouth
Unschooled to the rules and too gum shoe
Too much of a new comer and too un-cool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well
Tho I need holiday like lady who sung "Blue"
Go back, whatever you did you undo
Heavy as heaven
The devil on me, two ton's too

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphones
And they wanna know, oh oh oh yeah,

And you better wear your shades
The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
Down through basement pass the Indian graves
Where the dinosaurs laid
Then out through China, nearly misses airliners
Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer
Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze
Now that's important to say
'cause even with all that most of us don't want it to fade
We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow
Meaning we want it to stay
Like the Governor called and he told him the way
Un-strap him from the chair and put him back in his Cage
The audience ain't fazed
And they ain't gonna clap and they ain't gonna praise
They want everything back that they've paid
'cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they wanna show, oh oh oh yeah,

So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away
'cause I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days
Me and security ain't getting' along
And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me home where the mood is mellow
And the roses are grown, M&M's are yellow
And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your sister
Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
Every songs a favorite song and mics don't feedback
All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that"
And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased
And then they all take the stage and start performin' for me
Like, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's here
And the microphone's
And they wanna know, oh oh oh yeah,

If you are, what you say you are
Then have no fear

haluun kesäloman nii vitusti.

ei siinä oo sinänsä mitään vikaa ettei oo tissei, mut niiden pitää sit joko olla tositosiTOSI pienet/olemattomat tai sit tarpeeks isot.

"This is no skirt!" they seem to say. "This is a KILT, and by God, I am a MAN in it. Rawr!"

"voi ei, ajauduin griinille..!"
"voi vittu!" "kvaaak kvaak kvaak" (kiimasesti), kiljumist

oli ehk parast, tuiken kaa lintutorni ja sit kiesii hillsidee. vitu jormia kuvia (meitsin repsahdus, en jaksa nyt lataa galtsuu..), joku oli lenkil ku vähä oltii eläimellisii ja sit se sorsa säikäytti meiät. ei vittu ei näin. :DDD tulin vast himaa..

vitun hytsy!