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John Lennon
[ ] I'm very artistic
[/] and very sarcastic and sharp as well
[ ] I've had hard childhood
[x] I need glasses
[/] I have kinda cruel sense of humor
[ ] ROCK 'N' ROLL!
[/] I'm rebellious
[x] I'm showing everyone that I'm hard guy
[x] ... But inside I'm soft and very sensitive
[x] People say I'm crazy
Total: 5½/10

Paul McCartney
[ ] I'm musical
[ ] And I can play many other instruments.
[ ] I have beautiful eyes
[ ] I'm good-looking
[ ] I'm left handed
[ ] I'm vegetarian
[ ] I'm rational
[ ] I'm good speaker
[ ] I like animals
[x] My family is very important to me
Total: 1/10

George Harrison
[ ] I play guitar
[x] I'm shy
[ ] I'm not very outgoing
[ ] I'm kinda spiritual
[ ] I'm interested in oriental music, religions etc.
[x] I'm/was a lousy student
[ ] ...and bloody little rebel
[ ] I'm a big fan of Monty Python
[ ] I smoke
[ ] I'm very intellectual
Total: 2/10

Ringo Starr
[ ] I'm a drummer
[x] I have big nose
[ ] It's my trademark
[ ] I'm always getting less attention tham my friends
[ ] ...but It doesn't bother me
[x] I'm natural
[ ] I like country-music
[ ] I've had some tricky health problems
[ ] I have some allergies and sensitivities to food
[ ] I have many rings in my fingers
Total: 2/10

Salla - Jassu: 61%
Ryyppääminen sujuu oivasti, mutta loppupeleissä Salla on vaarassa eksyä aivan väärään paikkaan yöksi. Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kohmeinen minttuviina

Tuike - Jassu: 22%
Jassu aloittaa baarissa valtavan tappelunnujakan ja molemmat päätyvät putkaan. Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: saksalainen halpisolut

Jeesus - Jassu: 94%
Erinomainen parivaljakko viinahuuruisiin kekkereihin. Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: kuiva martini

Jassu - Jassu: 99%
Alkoholimyymälää ryöstävät naamioheput unohtavat lastata yhden laatikoista pakettiautoonsa. Otatte tilaisuudesta vaarin ja paljon muutakin. Pelkoguru suosittelee juomaksi: Campari tuoremehulla



jassu/jeesus rocks 8""DDD

Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?

The alcohol and cigarettes
And Mary Jane to keep me insane
Doing someone elseÂ’s cocaine

I'M THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE, JESUS OF SUBURBIA

♥

oon kaivannu tätä biisii

oon ehkä nolife: lähetin eilen ilmottautumisen laneille. sit tänää koulus katoin sitä julistetta, et perkele, sehä alkaa vasta huomenna viideltä se ilmottautumine :DD vittu nyt hävettää. oon karmee datis. eeh.

mukavaa, kerranki saanu rauhas kattella homopornoo ku ei oo ketää himas. oon kiskonu vähä liikaa limuu ja tuleeks tänää täydelliset naiset. ehk avaan netis jonku televisio-ohjelmajutun ku en jaksa hilautuu parii metrii olkkarii. yuuhh.

vituttaa ku oon taas vähä liia paska kaikkee.

Salla. sanoo:
vähän repeilin tänään ku me tehtiin juuson ja jaakon kanssa isän päiväkortti me piirrettiin siihen niinku ittemme. mä näytin ihan mun mummolta juuso näytti aleksin homokaverilta ja jaakko BB-Einarilta

vähäc viilee

missooooooot ♥

esu arriva a 18 anni, e cosi' san giovanni e gli altri discepoli gli dicono: gesù mo' tieni 18 anni vogliamo fare sto svezzamento sessuale? Convintolo si recano in un bordello e san giovanni avvicinata la maitresse le dice: signo' questo è il figlio di Dio dategli la più bella ragazza che avete. Scelta una bellissima prostituta ì si recano in una stanza e iniziano ad..., dopo circa venti minuti la ragazza esce urlando: aiutoooo, aiutoooooo, san giovanni corre subito dicendo, ma che è successo, e lei risponse: quel gesù mi ha dato un bacio!!. San giovanni replico': bhe col tuo mestiere non dovresti scandalizzarti, e lei rispose,; si ma mi ha messo anche una mano sul seno!!, e san giovanni: bhe sei prosituta è il tuo lavoro, ma lei lo riprende dicendo: si sono daccordo ma dopo avbermi toccato il seno è arrivato più giù e ha detto: oh qui ce' una grande ferita, e me la ha guaritaaaaaaaa!!

Jesus reaches 18 years, and so' san giovanni and the other disciples tell him: gesù now you hold 18 years we want to do I am sexual weaning? Convinced him they bring him in a brothel and san approached giovanni the maitresse it tells her: lady this is God's child given him the most beautiful girl that you have. Chosen a beautiful prostitute, they bring him in a room and they begin...., later around twenty minutes the girl goes out howling: helpppp, helpppp , san giovanni immediately races saying, but that has happened, and she answer: that jesùs has given me a kiss!!. St. giovanni I reply': with your work you should not scandalize yourself, and she responded,; him but a hand has also put me on the breast!!, and san giovanni: you are prositut it is your job, but she takes back him saying: reason you are had but after having touched me the breast he has arrived down and he has said: oh there is here a great wound, and has recovered it to me!!


Jésus atteint 18 années, et donc' les giovanni du san et les autres disciples lui disent: gesù maintenant vous tenez 18 années que nous voulons faire j'est-ce que le sevrage sexuel est? Le convaincu ils l'apportent dans un bordel et les san ont approché giovanni le maitresse qu'il lui dit: dame c'est l'enfant de Dieu lui donné la plus belle fille que vous avez. Choisi une belle prostituée, ils l'apportent dans une pièce et ils commencent...., plus tard autour de vingt minutes que la fille sort hurler: aidez, aidez, le giovanni du san court immédiatement dire, mais cela s'est passé, et elle réponse: ce jesùs m'a donné un baiser!!. giovanni St je réponds': avec votre travail vous ne devriez pas vous scandaliser, et elle a répondu,; il mais une main m'a aussi mis sur la poitrine!!, et giovanni du san: vous êtes prostituée c'est votre travail, mais elle prend soutenez-le dire: raisonnez vous êtes eus mais après m'avoir touché la poitrine il est arrivé vers le bas et il a dit: oh il y a ici une grande blessure, et l'a retrouvé à moi!!