You know you're on the IB when you know the difference between TI-84 Silver edition and TI-84.
When an IB Coordinator says "Jump!" an IB freshmen asks "How high?"
Two years later the IB Coordinator says "Jump!" and the IB Junior asks "Where's the nearest cliff?"
When asked to comment on the IB a student replied: "I'd commit suicide but I don't have the time."
IB - the best condom in the world.
Teacher: Guys, be quiet. The seniors are giving orals in the closet.
Class: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The International Baccalaureate: The only educational program owned, run, and sponsered by satan himself.
(Non-IB Kids are passing by the window of the chemistry lab while they go off to a pep rally. The IB kids inside are taking a quiz and are therefore not going to the pep rally).
Non-IB Kid: Haha, IB kids!!
Chemistry teacher: They'll be your boss one day!