SlasherTS
« Reply #192 on: July 24, 2008, 10:39:10 AM »
I never liked you. Ever.
Posting reasons for lulzy response.
Reasons I do not and never have liked Elsa:
1. She's a foreigner
2. She is a guy, who looks like a girl, but likes guys who like guys.
3. She likes Invader Zim, esp. Girr, which makes her emo by default.
4. She's rich.
5. Wrong side of ninja/pirate debate.
6. Creates horrible nicknames for me.
7. Uses those corny faces. A lot.
8. Speaks the most ridiculous looking/sounding language ever.
9. She's blonde.
10. She is more artistically talented than I am.
11. Her penis is bigger than mine.
12. I'll bet she has a spinning chair, and I'll bet she spins in it.
13. Her sadistic evil rivals my logical evil.
14. Her name is Elsa, okay! That's a unique name! My name is unique, not many people named Julian, but less people named Elsa!
15. She's stupid (I should have mentioned this earlier.)
16. She's an annoying, irratating, relentless, mysterious, creepy, littlebrothermolester.
17. She has an Urahara Hat.
18. She has a bigger house than.... well everyone on this forum I think.
19. Her posts are erratically spaced.
20. She is a terrorist.
And thats just to name a few...