IRC-Galleria

Contamination particles detected in a specimen of Canis lupus familiaris, actions to remove contamination required

Urgency: immediate action required

History: Specimen has been contaminated with SHIT (human excrement) and rolled on the source of contamination for approximately five times
Specimen has laid over the source of contamination for approximately fifteen seconds before removal of specimen from the source of contamination
Attempts to remove contamination followed immediately by forcing specimen through wet foliage, attempts proven ineffective as contamination remains strong
Specimen has showed exceptional joy for & when acquiring contamination
Specimen's overall mood has clearly been positively affected by contamination & acquiring contamination

Description of contamination: Foul-smelling, clay red SHIT covers the fur of the specimen (Canis lupus familiaris) and remains unaffected by repeated attempts at natural means of removal
Contamination may have reached the bottom layer of fur on the specimen and immediate preventive measures are to be taken to avoid drying and hardening of contamination

Proposed action: Specimen should be brought inside immediately & washed throughoutly with minimal human contact to contamination

Taken action: Specimen brought inside & washed throughoutly with little human contact to contamination
Specimen shows signs of joy as the action takes place

Results: Specimen has been decontaminated
Involved humans have been cleaned & desinfected to remove potential contamination