SheÂ’s got the kind of look that defies gravity
SheÂ’s the greatest cook
And sheÂ’s fat free
SheÂ’s been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
SheÂ’s got the perfect friends
Oh isnÂ’t she cool
She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me
IÂ’m sure she doesnÂ’t know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
DonÂ’t you think so?
She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
IÂ’m really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all