Haha, well now, we call this the act of gaming
But, there are several other very important differences between real people and pixels that you should know about
Grind baby, grind baby but not the leveling kind
I mean like playing WoW online and then a rogue gets you from behind
So here's your chance, drop my pants
Like we're raiding Gruul, but
Like the mushroom from Mario Brothers
You are just gonna get one up
In your Thunderbluff, like a shaman in the Buff
You'll love my totem where you PvP
I go for teens I'm just like Blizzard and the ESRB
Staying up all night it seems careening to caffeine
If you wanna raid late I'll Mountain Dew ya
Cause my Metal Gear's like Solid Snake, hard to see but I'm breaking into ya
Hard like heroic, more than you can handle
So let's do it like a druid in the General Channel (2x)
I love, that purple headed staff because it's epic
I think your Wii's the one for me, because I'm swinging it from the joystick
Movin' too quick, Carrot on a stick
Click, on my button alchemy
But I got this notion that my Noggenfogger potion
Might give you the bone you need
Else you'll get small size like those Ally guys
No lies, cause gnomes don't come equipped
And then we'll Cyber like short circuit, Johnny 5 with a microchip
Without a doubt I'm an epic mount
If you got a lot of stamina I'll smile
And then come back once in a while
Don't wanna subscribe just want the trial
Hard like heroic, more than you can handle
So let's do it like a druid in the General Channel (4x)