IRC-Galleria

1.Men need us more than we need them :)
2. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
3. We can congratulate a teammate without touching her butt.
4. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure everything is in its proper place.
5. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without imagining them naked
6. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with other people
7. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line.
8. Women are sexier
9. We can get laid anytime, anywhere, and any way we like it. (unlike men)
10. Every human starts out female. (google it if you're confused, men.)
11. Women never worry about whose is bigger
12. Aren't forced to compensate for their fathers' lack of childhood sports skills every Saturday morning throughout their formative years.
13. Can bludgeon someone to death with a baseball bat and then get off scott-free by claiming a "hormonal imbalance"
14. don't ever have to spit
15. Don't worry about going bald
16. The fact that we can build a man's ego just by asking him to open a jar.
17. We can fake it, men can't.
18. We don't fall in love with video game characters...
19. WE got off the titanic first!
20. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
21. We don't have to memorize The Hangover or Step Brothers to fit in. It's optional.
22. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. In fact, they make us feel more welcome.
23. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
24. And FINALLY, we have enough sense to realize that the best way to keep from getting lost is to ask for directions.