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Matias Vuorikoski alkoi elää maailmaan eräänä lämpimänä päivänä. Savun haihduttua näki että hänestä tuli tyttö. Perhe oli pikkuinen ja he elivät pyhästä hengestä. Koulussa hän pärjäsi kohtalaisesti, siellä häntä ihannoitiin rumista isovanhemmista.

Jo opiskeluaikoina häntä alkoi ihastuttamaan jakopäähihnat, niinpä huviksi tuli sukellusveneet.

Matias kehittyi seitsemännelläkymmenellä varsin luotettavaksi. Päähänsä hän sai mustat hiukset, sekä oranssit silmät.
Työttömyydestä johtaen hän oli melko joustava. Lempiruokaansa Bilteman kuvastoja hän sai työskennellen nautilusexperttinä.

Matias tupakoi pari toppaa tunnissa. Alkoholia hän juo parkkipaikalla.

Hän sai itselleen puolison jonka kanssa oli lähellä mennä naimisiin.

Sen pituinen se.

Matias kiskaistiin maailmaan maailmaan eräänä valkeana yönä. Sateen lakattua näki että hänestä tuli ihminen. Perhe oli sekalainen ja he söivät vain sieniä. Koulussa hän suorastaan loisti taidoillaan, siellä häntä ei syrjitty.

Jo opiskeluaikoina häntä alkoi ällöttämään norsut, niinpä elannonansaitsemiskeinoksi tuli deekut.

Matias kehittyi yhdeksännelläkymmenellä varsin ilkeäksi. Päähänsä hän sai ruskeat hiukset, sekä ruudulliset silmät.
Rikollisuudesta huolimatta hän oli todella imbesilli. Lempiruokaansa ruuvikeittoa hän sai työskennellen ympäristöystävällisenä city-mopona.

Matias ei tupakoi mutta käyttää nuuskaa kerran vuodessa. Alkoholia hän juo näyttelyssä.

Hän koppasi itselleen puolison jonka kanssa luuli menevänsä naimisiin.

Sen pituinen se.

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PARTURIIIN "19 PÄIVÄ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D

NIKO
[ ] Hymyilet aina
[ ] Harrastat uintia
[ ] Kuuntelet pop-musiikkia
[x] Vilkuilet aina ympärillesi
[x] Muiden mielestä kaikki kommenttisi ovat huvittavia
[x] Olet tyttömäinen
: 3

SOFIA
[/] Juot paljon alkoholia
[ ] Hiuksesi ovat vaaleat
[ ] Olet ainoa lapsi
[ ] Olet asunut jossain laitoksessa
[ ] Tyylisi on aika tavallinen
[ ] Suvussasi on paljon alkoholisteja
: 1/2

OONA
[ ] Sinulla on rastat
[ ] Tykkäät animesta/mangasta
[ ] Isäsi on rikollinen
[ ] Pukeudut erikoisesti
[ ] Vanhempasi ovat eronneet
[ ] Sinulla on isoveli
: 0

ELINA
[ ] Sinulla on punaiset hiukset
[ ] Olet asunut Tampereella
[x] Suhteesi epäonnistuvat aina
[ ] Olet pannut jollekin muulle varattua miestä
[ ] Onni on mielestäsi hieno nimi
[x] Olet bisnesnainen
: 2

ISMO
[x] Sinulla on iso nenä
[x] Ja iso maha
[ ]Olet menettänyt perheenjäsenesi
[x] Olet köyhä
[x] Tykkäät pelata rahapelejä
[ ] Olet huono suhdeasioissa
: 4

ULLA
[x] Olet kova juoruamaan
[x] Sinulla on hyvä mielikuvitus
[ ] Sinulla on kiharat hiukset
[x] Olet hyvä leipomaan
[x] Tykkäät runoista
[ ] Olet pettänyt miestäsi
: x

JUULIA
[x] Sinulla on sisko
[x <3] Tykkäät emopojista
[ ] Olet rikkaasta perheestä
[ ] Sinulla on mekaanikon taitoja
[x] Olet opiskelija
[ ] Olet muuttanut hiljattain
: 3½

KARI
[x] Juot paljon kaljaa
[x] Tupakoit
[ ] Olet yrittänyt itsemurhaa
[ ] Olet tehnyt rikoksia
[ ] Tykkäät käyttää pipoa
[/] Olet erittäin suojelevainen sisaruksiasi kohtaan
: 2½

SALLA
[ ] Olet sairaalloisen kiinnostunut toisten asioista
[x] Olet ollut kaupassa töissä
[ ] Tykkäät poliiseista
[ ] Olet pirttihirmu
[ ] Olet siisteysintoilija
[ ] Olet pläski
: 1

HELI
[ ] Olet hikari
[ ] Ihastut opettajiin
[x] Tykkäät tytöistä
[ ] Olet vanhanaikainen
[ ] Kerrot isällesi kaikki huolesi
[ ] Olet liian ankara itsellesi
: 1

JENNI
[ ] Olet blondi
[ ] Sinulla on ollut paljon miehiä
[ ] Olet ollut rakastunut/ihastunut itseäsi nuorempaan mieheen
[ ] Olet ollut baarissa töissä
[ ] Ostat jatkuvasti uusia vaatteita ym. joihin sinulla ei olisi varaa
[ ] Huolehdit paljon ulkonäöstäsi
: 0

SEPPO
[ ] Raviurheilu on kiinnostavaa
[ ] Penkkiurheilu myös
[ ] Olet harrastanut antiikkia
[ ] Sydämesi on joskus reistaillut
[ ] Olet suvaitsevainen
[x] Tykkäät viiksistä
: 1

LAURA
[ ] Olet tylsä
[ ] Lakiasiat kiinnostaa
[x] Paneskelen toisten miehiä
[ ] Olet syönyt rauhoittavia lääkkeitä
[ ] Sinulla on aina hoidetut kynnet
[ ] Vaihdoin hiljattain hiustyyliä
: 1

ROMEO
[x] Sinulla on emohiukset
[x] Käytät nahkatakkia
[x] Sinulla on ruskeat(SINISET :D) silmät
[x] Tykkäät lapsista
[x] Olet varastellut paljon
[ ] Olet seurustellut huumeidenkäyttäjän kanssa
: 5

emo rotta

1. nimesi?
- Matias

2. syntymäpäiväsi?
- 6.3

3. Seurusteletko?
- emmätie:D

4. Missä muodossa asut, kenen/keiden kanssa?
- omakotitalo ja porukoitten

5. Voidellessasi näkkäriä voiteletko "reikäisenpuolen" vaiko sileämmän?
- reikä toki

6. Kumpi tulee ensin leivälle, juusto vai makkara?
- zuusto

7. Käykö ketsuppi kaiken kanssa?
- ei

8. Fantasia pitsasi 3 täytettä:
- kebab liha,ananas ja kinkku

9. Kun menet pikaruokalaan tilaat yleensä?
- kebab ranskalaiset

10. Mikä on lempi ruokakauppasi?
- moradi

11. Millä kulkuvälineellä liikut eniten?
- scootteril

12. Katso levyhyllysi 8 levy, mikä se on? (ylhäältä alaspäin)
- rolling stones

13. Kumman valitset tv vai tietokone?
- tietokone

14. Mitkä fyysiset ominaisuudet kiehtovat sinua siinä sukupuolessa mihin olet kiintynyt?
- poke

15. Unelmakämppä vai huippumalli haussa?
- en oo kattonu kumpaakaan?

16. Lenkkarit vai tennarit?
- tensarit

17. Onko sinulla lävistyksiä?
- kummaski korvas

18. Entä onko tatuointeja?
- ei,mut koht

19. Ruutu vai raita?
- raitruut

20. Omistatko mp3 soittimen?
- joo

21. Montako tuntia vietät aikaa koneella?
- öö, 3-6h?

22. Milloin viimeksi sairastit jotain, mitä?
- kesä lomal mononukleoosii ÄXDEE

23. Kuinka nopea nettisi on?
- puol megan

24. Pelaatko koneella?
- toki CS24/7

25. Minkä merkkistä hiuslakkaa käytät?
- en käytä

26. Kun katsot peiliin, mitä näet?
- itteni

27. Kuunteletko tällähetkellä musiikkia?
- juu

28. Jos kuuntelet, mitä?
- Led zeppelin - moly dick

29. Oletko koskaan fanittanut Tuiskua?
- en

30. Entä pikku G:tä?
- en

31. Spice girlsiä?
- juuu

32. Sytkä vai tulitikut?
- sytkä

33. Tympiikö sua nää kyselyt?
- ei oikeestaan

34. Osaatko tehdä ruokaa?
- osaan

35. Mitkä lehdet on tilattu nimelläsi?
- numero

36. Kynsilakkaa, vai ei?
- riippuu

37. Jos on, minkä väristä?
- musta

38. Mitä mieltä olet pojista jotka meikkaa?
- söbiXii

39. Pitkä letti tekee miehen, oletko samaa mieltä?
- olen!!!

40. Paras lastenohjelma?
- joku pelle paska

41. Mitä sinulla on nyt päällä?
- vaatteet

42. Katso lukujärjestystäsi keskiviikko päivä, kolmas tunti, mitä ainetta silloin on?
- ei ole enkä tie

43. Menetkö kesällä ulkomaille?
- en

44. Onko ruotsi puhevika?
- ei todellakaan

45. Jeesus tulee, otatko kopin?
- jooo syliin

46. Miksi banaaneissa on naruja?
- neekerit raapivat niitä

47. kuulakärkikynä vai lyijykynä?
- sekä että

48. katso kännykästäsi 20. viesti. mitä siinä lukee?
- miitäs vittua olitte ollu haliko abc.l

49. Oletko koskaan toivonut olevasi vastakkaista sukupuolta?
- en


50. Miten aiot viettää tulevan juhannuksen?
- ryypätä hullun lail

51. Entäpä vapun?
- samallai ku juhannukse

52. Mitä mieltä olet koulukiusaajista?
- söböi

53. Onko sinua koulukiusattu?
- ei

54. Oletko sinä koulukiusannut?
- olen edelleen:D

55. Kun laitat kädet ristiin, kumman käden peukalo on päälimmäisenä?
- vasen

56. Mitä mieltä olet viiltelystä?
- suaraa sanottuna teini angst gootti hommaa

57. Oletko koskaan harkinnut itsemurhaa?
- en

58. Mitä teit viime synttäreilläsi?
- en muista

59. Onko sinulla sisaruksia?
- on

60. Minkä ikäisiä?
- -84

61. Mikä kappale sinulla nyt soi?
- tangerine

62. Paras lukemasi kirja?
- öö, en oo lukenu ikinä kirjaa mut puoliks dirtin,hyvä on

63. Mitä tällä hetkellä odotat?
- et pääsinvittuu tuolt paskast koulust:D

64. Entä ketä odotat?
- teini horoo tanssimaan meijän keittiön pöydälle

65. Onko huoneessa jossa olet, joku muukin kuin sinä?
- ei

66. Jos on, kuka?
- ei ketää

67. Missä vaiheessa jouluvalot otetaan pois ikkunoista?
- lokakuus

68. Poltatko?
- khyl

69. jos poltat, mitä merkkiä?
- Red Smart

70. Aiotko lopettaa polttamisen?
- ei oo käyny täs mieles

71. Coca-Cola vai pepsi?
- sekä että

72. Mikä on toinen nimesi?
- kari antero:D

73. Mikä on paras suklaapatukka mielestäsi?
- nee yhet

74. Montako kelloa huoneessasi on?
- 3,seinäkello,puhelin :D ja tietokonees:D

75. Millainen talvitakki sinulla on?
- nahkapaska

76. Entä millaiset tumput?
- öö entie

77. Nukutko sukat jalassa?
- välil

78. Oletko nukkunut vastakkaisen sukupuolen vieressä harrastamatta seksiä?
- juu

79. Oletko suudellut samaa sukupuolta?
- khyl

80. Mikä puhelimen liittymä sinulla on?
- dna

81. Juna vai bussi?
- sekä että

82. Osaatko tehdä tämän Ü merkin?
- öö toki jhüü

83. Oletko esiintynyt koskaan lavalla?
- olen

84. Mitä olet lavalla tehnyt?
- ekaks tulee mielee :D tiktak - lopeta

85. Mikä sinusta tulee isona?
- ei tie

86. Haluatko lapsia?
- jonkun sortin neekerin

87. Minkä pituinen olet?
- 178cm tai pääl

88. Osaatko tehdä kärrynpyörän?
- tottakai

89. Entä kuperkeikan?
- hkyl

90. Onko sinulla tällähetkellä karkkia?
- pitäis olla

91. Jos voisit tehdä jonkun asian elämässäi tekemättömäksi, mikä se olisi?
- ?

92. Onko seinälläsi seinälippuja?
- ei oikeestaan, joku jack daniels paska vaa:D äxdee

93. Do you have messenger?
- yes

94. Oletko hyvä englannissa?
- en

95. Onko sinulla sormuksia?
- on

96. Oletko kokeillut huumeita?
- en

97. Mitä ruokaa voisit syödä niin paljon että napa paukkuu?
- pizaaa:D

98. Mikä on ruoka, jota ajatellessakin nousee ylös?
- joku maksalaatikko

99. Mätitahna vai pikkelssi?
- hha

100. Tykkäätkö maksamakkarasta?
- hyi saattana

101. Kuka on gallerian söpöin mielestäsi?
- waldo sabotoi

102. Minkä kohteliaisuuden kuulit viimeksi?
- olet paska housu

103. Kyllästyttääkö jo tämän täyttäminen?
- juu

104. Kenen vieressä nukuit viimeksi? (silloin kun nukuit jonkun vieressä)
- vallu antsan ja edin

105. Mitä mieltä olet partiosta?
- silkkaa paskaa

106. Oletko koskaan satuttanut itseäsi?
- varmaa junnuna ku leikkisin ekstriim duudsonei