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Ziva: I am here if you want to talk.
Tony: About what?
Ziva: I know how much you cared about her.
Tony: Im fine, Ziva.
Ziva: Allright, but i thought maybe you needed a little cheering up.
Tony: If i needed to be cheered up i would have put Super-Glue on McGees keyboard.
McGee: You put Super-Glue on my keyboard!

"If anything happens to my son, ill kill your brothers, your uncle and your father. And after their funeral, ill kill you."
"No brothers, no uncles, father passed away long time ago. I have 3 ex-wifes whos names and addresses i will gladly fax on to you."

"Ziva, did you kill Houdini?"
"It is possible. I do not remember all their names."

"What did i miss?"
"Gibbs just found his fourth ex-wife."

"Know her?"
"Wish i could say i did."
"Maddie Tyler."
"Who is?"
"Ask McGee."
"Said it was personal."
"New girlfriend?"
"Too young."
"Not a redhead."
"Niece?"
"Nice. McGeek, McGoogle... Her name."

McGee: Is something wrong boss?
Gibbs: Just admireing your feminin glow.

McGee: Theres no personal data, but i did find an API had ridden interface to his home automation system to his cars onboard navigation computer.
Tony: Hmm... Yeah.. Pretend your talking to someone who actually has sex with other humans.

Tony: Anyone else feeling itchy? Maybe thats a bugbite.
McGee: Or a ratbite.
Tony: Nonono.. look at that spot.
Ziva: Its a freckle.
Tony: Not a freckle.
Ziva: Freckle.
Tony: Never had a freckle there.
Ziva: You've allways had that freckle!
Tony: Aaah.. How would you know wether I had a freckle or didnt have a freckle, and by the way, I HAD NEVER HAD THAT FRECKLE!

Miksi aina silloin kun on hyvä päivä, tapahtuu jotain ja sitten onkin fiilis ihan maassa ja ajatusmaailma paskana?

Löysin uusimman rakkauden kohteeni; F.T. Island. Oikeesti, miten yhteen bändiin saa sullottua noin monta uskomattoman hyvännäköstä jätkää? MIKSI SUOMALAISET JÄTKÄT EI NÄYTÄ TOLLASELTA? Vittu mä muutan Koreaan.

Perkele, nyt se lähti. Miten mä muka pärjään kolme päivää ilman sitä?

Vaikka herra onkin vihattava, uskoton, epäkunnioittava niljake, mutta silti.... Awww!

Nicholas Wilford-FanClub.

Juuri loistavaa terapiaa mulle - tupakkaa ja AFIa.

NEIN. Perkele.

"Piru vie", Lucian kirosi, törmättyään ensin oveen ja tapellessaan oven sen jälkeen auki. Jos huonosti kävi niin hän onnistui herättämään koko asuntolan jo ennen kuin ehti huoneeseensa pistämään Declaniin jälleen ääntä.
AAWWW

Ei sitä saatanan Coldplaytä tartte soittaa joka vitun viides minuutti.