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KUINKA KALLIS OLET?

A = 1 €
B = 2 €
C = 3 €
D = 4 €
E = 5 €
F = 6 €
G = 7 €
H = 8 €
I = 9 €
J = 10 €
K = 11 €
L = 12 €
M = 13 €
N = 14 €
O = 15 €
P = 16 €
Q = 17 €
R = 18 €
S = 19 €
T = 20 €
U = 21 €
V = 22 €
W = 23 €
X = 24 €
Y = 25 €
Z = 26 €
Å = 27 €
Ä = 28 €
Ö = 29 €

ja hintaa miule tuli :
Emmi 40 €
Iris 55 €
Tompuri 112 €
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Yht. 207 €

Ser bonito y decir cuan mucho tú amor me...
Decir cuan mucho tú querer que yo estoy cecra a tú...
Decir a me que tú mente...
Que tú regentar espera para me...
Que tú cero me...

Oh, please be nice and say how much you love me..
Say how much you want that I'm near you..
Say that you care about me..
That you manage wait for me..
That you love me..

Hullunhyvä horoskooppi, kertoo totuuden jos olet rehti. Älä fuskaa!!
Jos olet täysin rehellinen, kertoo tämä horoskooppi sinusta totuuden...

Kirjoita vastauksesi paperille. Älä fuskaa! Vastauksen löydät alalaidasta.

1. Kirjoita jokin vastasukupuolta edustavan nimi
2. Mikä on suosikkivärisi: punainen, musta, sininen, vihreä, keltainen?
3. Kirjoita oman nimesi ensimmäinen kirjain.
4. Missä kuussa olet syntynyt?
5. Kummasta väristä pidät enemmän, mustasta tai valkoisesta?
6. Kirjoita jokin sinun kanssasi samaa sukupuolta olevan nimi.
7. Mikä on onnennumerosi?
8. Pidätkö enemmän Sydneystä vai Brisbanesta?
9. Pidätkö enemmän järvestä vai merestä?
10. Kirjoita yksi toive; realistinen sellainen

Kun olet valmis, katso seuraavalla sivulla olevaa. Älä fuskaa!

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Vastaukset:

1. Olet rakastunut mainitsemaasi henkilöön.
2. Jos valitsit:
- Punainen - olet huomaavainen ja rakastava
- Musta - olet konservatiivinen ja aggressiivinen
- Vihreä - olet mieleltäsi rauhaisa ja muutenkin rento(?)
- Sininen - olet spontaani ja pidät siitä että rakkaasi jakaa auliisti pusuja ja huomiota sinulle
- Keltainen - olet iloinen ja annat käypiä neuvoja niille, jotka ovat apeita
3. Jos nimesi etukirjain on:
- A-K Sinulla on paljon rakkautta jaettavana pitkin koko elämääsi.
- L-R Yrität nauttia elämästäsi täysillä ja rakkauselämäsi alkaa pian kukoistaa.
- S-Z Jaksat auttaa ja lohduttaa muita ja tuleva rakkauselämäsi Näyttää lupaavalta
4. Jos olet syntynyt:
- Tammi - maaliskuussa: Tästä vuodesta tulee hyvä ja tulet rakastumaan täysin yllättäen.
- Huhti - kesäkuussa: elät vahvassa rakkaussuhteessa joka kestää ja jonka muistot ovat ikuisia.
- Heinä - syyskuussa: Vuosi on sinulle huippuvuosi ja tulet kokemaan suuren positiivisen muutoksen elämässäsi.
- Loka-joulu: Rakkauselämäsi ei valitettavasti kukoista, mutta tulet aikanaan löytämään sen oikean.
5. Jos valitsit:
- Musta: Elämäsi saa uuden käänteen, joka loppujen lopuksi on sinulle hyväksi ja josta tulet myös iloitsemaan.
- Valkoinen: Ystäväsi tulee luottamaan sinuun ja omistautumaan sinulle, mutta et ehkä huomaa sitä.
6. Ihminen, jonka valitsit on paras ystäväsi.
7. Näin monta läheistä ystävää sinulla tulee olemaan elämäsi aikana.
8. Jos valitsit:
- Sydney: pidät seikkailusta
- Brisbane: olet varovainen ja rento
9. Jos valitsit:
- Järvi: olet lojaali rakkaitasi ja ystäviäsi kohtaan, mutta pidättäytyvä.
- Meri: olet spontaani ja voit auttaa jopa muita yltämään tyytyväisyyteen.
10. Tämä toive tulee toteutumaan jos lähetät tämän horoskoopin viidelle ihmiselle tunnin sisällä. Jos lähetät viestin kymmenelle, toteutuu toive ennen seuraavaa syntymäpäivääsi!




omat vastaukset:
1. ha haa enpä kerrokkaan ^^,
2. vihreä
3. E
4. kesäkuussa
5. musta
6. Tanja
7. 9
8. Sydney
9. järvi
10. tätäkään mie en kerro ^^, toiveet eivät toteudu jos ne kertoo eteenpäin :)

LIMP BIZKIT LYRICS

"Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicule)"

alright partner keep on rollin' baby you know what time
it is chocolate starfish keep on rollin' baby move in,

now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

now i know y'all be lov'in this shit right here
l.i.m.p bizkit is right here people in the house put them hands in the air
cause if you don't care, then we don't care 1, 2, 3,
times two to the six jonesin' for your fix of that limp bizkit mix so
where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up and back the fuck up,
while we fuck this track up now move in,

now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

you wanna mess with limp bizkit (yeah)
you can't mess with limp bizkit (why)
because we get it on every day, and every night (oh)
and this platinum thing right here (uh, huh)
yo we're doin' it all the time (what) so you better get some beats
and a some better rhymes (dough) we got the gang set so
don't complain yet twenty four seven never beggin'
for a rain check old school soldiers blastin' out the hot shit
that rock shit puttin' bounce in the mosh pit now move in,

now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' hey ladies,

hey fellas and the people that don't give a fuck all the lovers,
all the haters and all the people that call themselves play-ers hot mamas,
pimp daddies and the people rollin' up in caddies hey rockers,
hip hoppers and everybody all around the world now move in,

now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' now move in,

now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin

You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies

You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

You burden me with your problems
By telling me more than mine
I'm always so concerned
With the way you say
You've always go to stop
To think of us being one
Is more than I ever know
But this time, I realize
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

Seemingly lastless, don't mean
You can ask us
Pushing down the relative
Bringing out your higher self
Think of the fine times
Pushing down the better few
Instead of bringing out the clues
To what the world and everything anger to
Brace yourself with the grace of ease
I know this world ain't what it seems.

(You're unbelievable)
You burden me with your questions
You'd have me tell no lies
You're always asking what it's all about
But don't listen to my replies

You say to me I don't talk enough
But when I do I'm a fool
These times I've spent, I've realized
I'm going to shoot through
And leave you

The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
It's why I love you more
The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

You're so unbelievable

You're unbelievable

(You're unbelievable)

You're unbelievable

Grew up in a small town,
And when the rain would fall down,
I'd just stare out my window.
Dreaming of what could be,
And if I'd end up happy,
I would pray.

Try not to reach out,
But when I tried to speak out,
Felt like no-one could hear me.
Wanted to belong here,
But something felt so wrong here.
So I'd pray,
I could break away.

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky,
And I'll make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
But I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I'll take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.

Wanna feel the warm breeze,
Sleep under a palm tree,
Feel the rush of the ocean,
Get onboard a fast train,
Travel on a jetplane,
Faraway, and break away.

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky,
And I'll make a wish, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
I won't forget all the ones that I love.
I've gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.

Buildings with a 100 floors,
Swinging aroundrevolving doors,
Maybe I don't know where they'll take me.
But I gotta keep moving on moving on,
Fly away, break away.

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly,
Tho its not easy to tell you goodbye.
Gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.
Out of the darkness and into the sun,
But I won't forget the place I come from.
I've gotta take a risk, take a chance,
Make a change, and break away.

Break away, break away

You're cruel devine
your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace, on sweat

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Don't wanna touch you but you're under my skin
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

Running deep inside my veins
Posion burning deep inside my veins

One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill...

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.

Poison!

I wanna love you but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison
I don't wanna break these chains.
Poison!

I am a man who walks alone
And when Im walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when its dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When youre searching for the light?
Sometimes when youre scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
Youve sensed that somethings watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no ones there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because youre sure theres someone there

Watching horror films the night before
Debating wiches and folklore
The unkown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

When Im walking a dark road
I am a man who walkes alone

Mikä sua vaivaa, onko kipuja?
Ottaako päähän, onko krapula?
Masennus kaataako pojan poloisen?
Jättikö paha jäbä neitosen?!

Nyt on vastaanotto auka ja nyt sitä saa
Lääkettä vaivaan ja vapinaan
Tänä iltana ollaan hurlumhei
Tänä iltana herneitä vedetä ei!
Tänä iltana herneitä vedetä ei
tänä iltana…!

Mä olen tohtori, tosi tohtori

Otapas tästä ja vetäses tuo,
päälle pullosta huikat juo!
Sukella hyvänolon lähteeseen,
näin palaa tunto ruumiiseen!

Kun tohtori touhukas tohtoroi,
Lauteet paukkuu ja laulu soi,
lääkettä vaivaan ja vapinaan
tosta vaan lonkalta ruiskaistaan
Tosta vaan lonkalta ruiskaistaan
Tosta vaan lonkalta ruiskaistaan

Mä olen tohtori, tosi tohtori

Tänä iltana ei saa vittuilla!
Tänä iltana ei saa tapella!
Tänä iltana ei saa oksentaa!
Tänä iltana jokainen kyllä saa!!

Tänä iltana lääkkeet määrätään
Positiivisesti häärätään
Aamulla annan lausunnon
Jokainen terve ja kunnossa on
Jokainen terve ja kunnossa on
Jokainen terve ja kunnossa on

Mä olen tohtori, tosi tohtori

Song: WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB LYRICS


My friend's got a girlfriend
man he hates that bitch
he tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend
You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
to keep heer bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don't come
along every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now
my friend's got a boyfriend
man she hates that dick
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friendyou gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

I wont give you your money
always pray
why dont you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

hey thats something everyone can enjoy