That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:
She went down in airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quick sand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbye She met a shark on the water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye!
She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbye She got lost in the desert drowned in a hot tub Danced to death in an eastside nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died!