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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: You are?
You: one fucking idiot
Stranger: alright
You: u?
Stranger: another fucking idiot
Stranger: makes two us
You: jipii
Stranger: mmh
Stranger: Do you live in Europe?
You: of cöyrse
Stranger: in Germany?
You: no.
You: in land of penguins
You: fiunland
You: finland
You: ai mean
Stranger: right, right
Stranger: But Finalnd doesn't have any penguins.
Stranger: Norway has.
You: orly
You: i thought penguins live in south pole
Stranger: yeah, last time I checked it was norway
Stranger: nah
Stranger: How do they want to be eaten by polar bears then?
You: Well
You: dunno
Stranger: riddle me that, mister
Stranger: yeah, right huh
You: excuse me
You: i'm
Stranger: a lady
You: missie
You: ladeh.
Stranger: idiot sounds so male though
Stranger: You sure about that missie part?
You: yeah.,
You: I checked
Stranger: Do you have any other funny letters apart from ö?
You: ä
You: å
Stranger: cool
Stranger: any more?
You: no.
Stranger: How does å sound like?
You: oo
Stranger: å sounds like oo?
You: yeah
Stranger: and ä?
Stranger: Like the ea in bear?
You: no, its like..
You: cat's a.
Stranger: yeah, that's the ea in bear
You: thats ö
You: Ö.Ö
Stranger: bear or bare
Stranger: same pronounciation
You: fuck you its not
Stranger: But I think you can also pronounce it like in beer
You: no,
You: in beer its ie.
Stranger: oh right
You: otr
You: or
You: iö
Stranger: but its going in the same direction
You: far from it.
You: ä sounds like ä
You: xD
Stranger: yeahmsmoethinglikethat
Stranger: What does korpikila mean?
You: well I knoe whats korpi, but kila is sometnhin ...
You: jkjfdlg
You: its not finnish
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats korpi?
Stranger: eagle?
You: korpi its like forest
You: korppi is a bird
Stranger: oh swweet
You: korppi is raven
Stranger: ah right
Stranger: Is there a difference in pronounciation between korpi and korppi?
You: yeah.
Stranger: ok
You: why you asked bout that "korppikila"
You: Ö.Ö
Stranger: uhh, just crossed my mind
Stranger: I thought of Finland
Stranger: blonde girls
Stranger: snow
Stranger: and korppikila
Stranger: oh, and vodka
You: vodka is russian
You: zS
Stranger: yeah, but that white goose vodka for example, its from Finland
Stranger: and you people drink that stuff a lot
You: well..
You: krhm.
You: we drink KOSKENKORVA
Stranger: How many hours have passed since you have had your last glass of vodka?
You: umm.
You: three four minutes
You: these glasses are too small
Stranger: yeah, yeah
Stranger: btw, what do you do at 7 am in the morning, when you run out of vodka?
Stranger: shops dont sell any yet
Stranger: you dont have any friends.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: suicide
Stranger: yeah, I suppose
Stranger: suicide is fairly widespread in Finski as well no?
You: well, we got our cellars full of vodka.
You: so it just cant run out
You: cause we full it every morning
Stranger: clever clever
Stranger: Do you have blonde hair?
You: of course.
You: and blue eyes.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: No wonder Hitler was interested in breeding with you.
You: excatly
Stranger: Why do all of cour clubs close at 4 am?
Stranger: or public houses in general
You: dunno DxD
Stranger: :|<
Stranger: find out!
You: find out yourself
Stranger: cocky brat
Stranger: I will teach you to have respect from the elders
Stranger: Do you live in Helsinki?
You: damn
You: yes.
You: actually
You: in Vantaa.
You: but its reeealy near of helsinki
Stranger: yeah, I still count that as Helsinki
Stranger: Do you own a Nokia phone?
You: ofcourse
Stranger: The N900?
You: no
Stranger: N97?
You: Nokia Xprsmusic
Stranger: oh the 5800?

You: yes
Stranger: that comes with music?
Stranger: How do you like it?
You: I have to buy o new one
You: this is shitty
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Why not buy an iPhone?
You: iPhone is stupid.
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: iphone is great
You: iPhone sucks.
Stranger: How about the Palm Pre?
You: wtf?
Stranger: mayb you dont have that yet
Stranger: But if you dont like palm or apple, you could look into an Android phone
Stranger: from Samsung or HTC
You: like I CARE.
Stranger: But Nokias N900 should be out in November, with Maemo as os.
Stranger: it is supposed to be very good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: would you rather talk about girly stuff?
Stranger: like dolls and horses?
You: well Im not a phone freak
Stranger: yeah, unfortunately
You: and I eat horses.
Stranger: no way!
You: and the dolls are made for burn
Stranger: You are a wicked one.
You: gotjic.
Stranger: Do you burn like your dolls like you burn your churches?
You: gothic.
You: yeahh.
Stranger: You are a gothic?
You: yep.
Stranger: black nails, black eyes, black hair, black clothes?
You: well.
You: not black hair
You: and other eye is balck, other is white.
Stranger: yeah, you already said you had blonde
Stranger: just a test
Stranger: However you said you had blue eyes
You: contact lenses
Stranger: I see
Stranger: So that looks like totally awesome with one black and one white eye?
Stranger: Or why do you do that?
You: yep, I look like those murderdolls.
Stranger: great
Stranger: people are must be totally scared o fyou
Stranger: Can I see a photo of you?
You: fivw of my friend started screaming when they saw me.
You: I don't have photos in this computer >.<
Stranger: then take one with your 5800
You: I broke the camera from it like months ago.
You: xD.
Stranger: oh what a coincidence
Stranger: that's really too bad
Stranger: What does your boyfriend think about your outfit?
You: well his style is like mine.
You: he loves it
You: <3.
You: xD.
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: Are you like 17 years old?
You: 16.
Stranger: yeah, the same
Stranger: well then
You: but i have been gothic since when i was 13
Stranger: So you already have a Gothic history
You: hv.
You: yp.
Stranger: So, what do Goths do?
Stranger: Are goths politically motivated?
Stranger: Do you hate life?
You: I don't hate life. Everybody thinks so.
Stranger: Then what defines a goth?
Stranger: Only the black clothes?
Stranger: Is there a certain mindset behind it?
You: what defines a goth.. Look, lifestyle, weird believening
You: xDD.
Stranger: that's not very precise
Stranger: well, I have to prepare a meal for myself
Stranger: Have a nice goth life
Stranger: Näkemiin
You: heippa.

Ihan väärin.

I lolled xD

Mummosi antaa sinulle 80 euroa viisisenttisinä:
[ ] RAHAA!!
[x] Eiks mummoilla tosiaanka ole muuta ko pikkukolikoita..?
[ ] N-näin paljo... en mä voi..
[x] Mistäs tää nyt tuli?
[ ] Jeeee~

Olet luokkasi ainoa jolla on vihreät housut:
[ ] ...ai täh?
[x] So?
[ ] Äkkiä vaihtaan!
[x] Jeeee~
[x] On nää ainaki hienommat ku noilla urpoilla.

Kun tulet kotiin lavuaarissasi on meduusa:
[x] Wtf?
[x] Mikä toi on?
[x] Äitiiiii....
[x] Voi ku söpö.
[ ] Jeeee~

Vihamiehesi ilmoittaa rakastavansa sinua:
[ ] Yööögh!
[ ] (someone loves me)] Jeeee~
[ ] Mäki sua <3
[ ] Lol mä vihaan sua.
[x] Aha.. kiva..

Hän osoittautuukin An Cafen laulajaksi:
[ ] Vielä pahempi!
[ ] Noni, sänkyyn siitä.
[ ] No SUSTA mä tykkään.
[ ] Iiii vähäx ihQ!
[x] ...jaa minkä laulaja?

Saat matematiikasta numeroksi viitosen:
[ ] Ainaha mä.
[ ] Jeeee~
[ ] Nyt ei kyllä kunnian kukko laula...
[x] Nyt on kyllä sattunu joku väärinkäsitys...
[x] Eii mun elämä on ohi...

Salkkarit lopetetaan:
[ ] Vihdoinkin!
[ ] Jeeee~
[ ] Miksi luojani miksi?!
[x] Ei Ismoa pois teeveestä!
[ ] Mä teen itsemurhan.

Saat joululahjaksi Digimonin:
[ ] Mikä toi on...?
[ ] Jeeee~
[ ] Isiiii! En mä mitään rumaa otusta toivonu!
[x] Vähä söpö.
[ ] Normii.

Voitat Magic the Gatheringin maailman mestaruuden:
[ ] Jeeee~
[x] ...jaa minkä?
[x] Saaks mä rahaaki?
[ ] En mä kyllä tietääkseni..
[ ] *itkee onnesta*
[ ] NORMII

Sauli Niinistö tulee sanomaan sinulle: ''Sinulla on munaa!'':
[ ] Ihanaa ku joku kerranki huomas sen!
[x] Ainaki enemmän ku sulla.
[x] Ootko kattellu, vai?
[ ] Mutta mähän olen tyttö...?
[ ] Wtf?

Dinosaurukset palaavat:
[x] Jeeee~
[ ] ÄÄÄ me kuollaaan!
[ ] Mitä ne täällä tekee..?
[x] No jo oli aikakin..
[ ] Äiti auta!

Taivaalta sataa hiivaa:
[ ] OMNOMNOM
[ ] Jeeee~
[x] Wtf?
[x] Eww.. mitä mönjää tää on?
[ ] Mitäs se Jumala taas sekoilee..?

Sinut liitetään kuolonsyöjiin:
[x] Jeeee~
[x] Pääseks mä nyt sänkyyn Voldemortin kanssa?
[ ] ...jaa mihin?
[x] Mut en mä taho...
[ ] Mwahahaa! Avada Kedavra!

Tunnetko muuten ketään HIIVAHÄIRIÖtä?
[ ] Juu frendei..
[ ] Mä niin vihaan sitä.
[ ] En?
[ ] En haaskaa aikaani mokoman roskaväen seurassa...
[x] Hetko... sehän olen mä!

Nyt on testi loppu:
[ ] Vihdoin...
[x] Jeeee~
[ ] Eikäääh...
[ ] Olipas se kamala..
[ ] Pwah.

You: Pizzaslice!
Stranger: hello
You: I'm Kirkkovene. How r u?
Stranger: i fine thanks
Stranger: and u
You: Im cool.
You: I raiped y dog yesterday.
You: I think it died.
You: I have to buy a new one.
Stranger: what kind of
Stranger: ?
You: What you say? white or brown.
You: I like dalmatians!
You: they are perfectly tight.
You: You have dogs or cats I could rape
You: ?+
Stranger: no i dont have
Stranger: cause
Stranger: i dont like
Stranger: dog
You: Well thats just boring. Dogs are very good lovers!!
Stranger: maybe but i scared
Stranger:
You: You dont need to be scared.
You: every dog insane.
You: doesnt do a thing to you
Stranger: i think
Stranger: when you choose a dog as pet, be sure to find one that matches your personality.
You: yeah! wild and rough is juust perfect!
Stranger: what do you do with your dog ?
You: well I have sex with it.
Stranger: are you guy
Stranger: or girl
You: Im tarnsexual
You: trans
You: transsexual
You: I was a girl.
You: But now im a guy.
You: what about you?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 19 and you
You: I dont give a heck if youre under 15.
You: reeally?
You: You sound a little bit youger.
You: younger.
You: well i am
Stranger: yeah i know
You: this is a secret
You: you know.
You: i am.
You: 13.
Stranger: :D you are child
You: yeahhh.
You: I live
You: in
You: streets.
You: and now i am
You: in libraru
You: libraru
You: library
You: so i can get on this
You: thingy
You: machine
You: compuutter.
Stranger: where are you now?
Stranger: which country
You: Im borned in israel
You: but now i in
You: russian.
You: or
You: fiinland.
You: is Helsinki in russian or in finland?
Stranger is typing...
Stranger: maybe ukrain
You: i googled it
You: its in finland.
You: this is a cool counrty.
You: snowy.
You: hey
You: i sorry
You: i need to leave
You: the angry
You: librarudude
You: is coming.
Stranger: ok good bye
You: byehh sexyy.

Miksii???
Miikkkssiii??
Halloween jää si ilman pukua stna.
Mä meen alasti.
>;

Mun uudet piilarit on ihunat! <3
Saa kehua.
Mä säikäytä kaikki henkihieveriin näillä >8D

James blunt on vaa niiiiiiiiiiiin ihanaaaaaaahaaa <233333

Goodbye my lover, 1973, carry you home, youre beautiful

Mun ihanat kengät on nyt rikki ;(
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