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Mike Myers and his TFS-109 Chapter..3

Yo!! Somebody said that my vocabulary sucks and i say I DONT CEAR so lets move on. Oh wait lets make few thing clear first on latest chapters Max didn't kill the hunter just knocked him unconscious and those dart gun mens weren´t killed either those sword strikes were only flesh wounds as whit the swat dudes he shot them in legs and arms to make them incapable to do anything so that he could escape, but the fate is bitch and she had something else in mind for our Max. NOW lets go back on the story..


Max was sleeping in his bed in Mike´s house guest room, he was in deep sleep while his room door creaked slowly open and Rose sneaked in whit a grin on her muzzle when she noticed Max laying sprawled on the bed, so she sneaked near Max head and took a deep breath.

"HOUSE IS ON FIRE." Rose yelled making Max eyes snap open and whit a shriek he leaped from the bed and smashed on the wall ahead of him while Rose laughed like crazy, "Oh man you should have seen your face." the young fox said while trying to catch her breath.

"What the hell was that for." Max asked while shaking his fist at Rose and anyone could see a vein on his forehead and he started to rant about beauty sleep and flying pink bigs which made Rose to sweat drop,

"Oh i forgot." Rose said suddenly snapping her fingers, "I woke you because my parents went to work and i thought you could make me a breakfast before i go to school." She said making Max to sigh,

"Sure i´ll just catch a shower first." max said starting to pick up clean clothes from his ward robe which he filled last night from the wardrobe in his capsule,

"Yay, thanks Max." Rose said running to god´s only now where, making Max to grumble about sugar high foxes before he went in the shower. "Maybe i should go to see the city today and buy some part for the suit it needs some repairing." Max thought while in bathroom washing himself, he also thought that he had to use the suit if he was to go outside at least until Mike gets him to the public so that feds wont be on his arse again.

After the shower he dried his body, dressed some jeans and t-shirt on. After that he went downstairs where Rose was sitting near the table while holding knife and fork on both of her paws, which made Max sweat drop.

"So. What you want pancakes and toast??" Max asked opening the fridge while he could hear Rose giggling,

"That sounds good." She said and Max looked at her, how old was she anyway looked like teen probably 17 years old but acted like 4 years old, which made Max sigh.

"Okay, how old are you anyway." Max asked when he started to prepare the food, while the young fox was breathing on his neck while looking over his shoulder to see what he was doing. "And could you stop that, please." Max said making the fox pout and grumble about hairless apes.

"I´m 17 years old, 4 months and i´m 18 years old, Yay." Rose said,

"Well you act like a 4 years old whit too much sugar." Max said grinning before he caught the tossed newspaper whit his right hand and laid the cooked pancakes and toast on the table,

"Shut it hairless ape." Rose said growling before she started to eat her food.

"I´m not an hairless ape, i´m human h..u..m..a..n." Max said looking at Rose but she just grunted,

"What ever hairless ape." Rose said which made Max to sigh,

"So, where is this school of yours." Max asked after he had finished his slight break fast considering 20 pancakes and 40 toast but they were eaten faster that Rose and she was still eating, which gave him a thought that he had to buy larger fridge for his appetite.

"Well it´s not far only few miles away and i usually take the bus. Why are you asking are you coming too." Rose asked which made Max to grin,

"Nope i have IQ over 200 so i don't think i need school anymore and besides i´m 30 years old for gods sakes." Max said sighing and taking the dishes in the sink and starting to wash them,

"Oh, but you look like 18 years old." Rose said which made my head snap at the nearest mirror only to gape at it, "Ooh.. Max anybody home." Rose said waving a hand in front of Max eyes and suddenly he snapped out of dada land.

"Holy shit i´m freaking teen again." Max said cursing at the fate that she was big bitch whit too much free time, while Rose sweat dropped.

"Well i´m going to go now or i be late, see ya." Rose said taking her bag and started to leave,

"Yeah see ya." Max said finishing the dishes and after that he went upstairs and opened his spandex capsule, then he checked it threw for any malfunction but it there weren't any so he undressed his clothes and dressed it on. After that he opened the capsule where his TFS-109 was and noticed that from the out side it looked fine, but he had to check it later whit his computers, so he climbed in and activated the suit.

"Activation completed." The suit´s intercom said after the chest and neck the of the suit had closed and the fur knitted together, then the screen in the helmet flashed in life and the wolf suit red eyes open.

"Hmm.. Better run some test, before going out side." Max said taking black trousers from the wardrobe and dressed them on before going on the balcony to do some katas so that he could see that should he calibrate the suit. After an half an hour of doing kata´s Max decided that the suit was good enough so he went back in his room and started to strap his katana on his back, then he tied the pouch on his left leg and lastly tossed long black leather coat on and put black shades on his eyes.

Then the strangest thing happened when Max looked at himself from the mirror, he started to make strange dance ending up in a superman pose, "Max the man is here to save the day." He said and all what could be heard where the sounds of crickets out side which made Max to sweat drop, "I knew it wasn't going to be fun to be a teen again." Max said sighing and walking out from the house until he was outside, then he leaped on the roof of the nearest house and started to jump along them while heading at the city to go shopping.

First stop was a weapon store where he landed in front of the door scaring few furries making it look like he appeared from thin air, after that he went in the shop and was brown furred bear anthro behind the count, but to his surprise there wasn't any guns in the store, actually it was a shop filled whit swords and other pointy things, "Wow." Max said while looking around the shop until his eyes stopped at the self where the training weights were, there was an angle bands, wrist bands and weighted t-shirts, between 20 kilos to 100 kilos.

"How can i help you." asked the bear anthro who was now standing near Max and he turned to look at him,

"Yeah i want one set whit weights 100 kilos and another which weights 200 kilos." Max said making the bear to stare at him slack jawed,

"Are you crazy." He yelled making a vein tick on Max´s forehead and he leaned closer the bear while taking off his shades,

"Call me crazy.. One more time." Max said while glaring at the bear,

"You are cra.." The bear couldn't even finish his sentence before he was smashed threw the roof of the store by Max´s uppercut.

"Dean what the hell is that noise." Said old tiger anthro coming out from the back room while wearing smith´s clothes, "Oh sorry have you seen a brown bear in here, i´m sure that he is slack off somewhere as usual." The tiger said cursing about lazy bears, while Max just looked threw the hole on the roof.

"Can i have two set´s of weight one 100 kilos while other 200 kilos." Max said while locking the suit´s target system at the falling bear which he could see far away in the sky,

"Sure it will be 2000 euros." The tiger said raising an eye brow at the weight Max ordered, after the tiger gave Max his weights and Max paid them there was yell before a bear fell from threw the same hole but before it could hit the floor Max caught him and laid on the floor.

"Eeehh." The bear screamed looking like a white sheet while running out from the store,

"Sorry about that but i don't like people calling me crazy and here is money for the roof." Max said putting his shades back on after he had given some money for the tiger.

"You´r welcome." Tiger said looking shocked while Max walked out from the store holding the metal box which consisted the weight in his arms. After the visit in the weapon shop Max visited few other to get some material for his suit, then he visited in local bank to open an account where he deposited 1 000 000 000 euros, which off course made the banker cape at him. After that he went to local bookstore to buy book about this word's history and few more handy book he would need.

It was closing the night because the sky was getting dark, so Max started roof hopping back at the Mike´s house until he landed at the balcony of his room and slid the class door aside. He had stored all his shopping in a capsule because there was just so much of them and he couldn't carry them in his arms, so now he had one capsule filled whit stuff he bought today.

"Hmm.. I should get something to eat before i start to fix the suit." Max said starting to undress until he was naked in his wolf suit, "Deactivate suit." Max said making the TFS-109´s chest and neck to pop open while he climbed out and returned it in its capsule then he took of the spandex and dressed some jean and t-shirt on before heading downs stairs where Jean was cooking in the kitchen while Mike sat watching the tv in living room.

"Yo! What´ca cooking?" Max asked while standing next to Jean making her gasp,

"Damn it Max don't scare me like that." She said looking at Max who picked a little piece of meat from the frying pan and tasted it,

"Hmm.. Little more salt, then it´s good." Max said giving thumbs up at Jean, only to get smacked on his head by courtesy of her spatula.

"I´m doing the cooking in here now get out unless you don't want to eat." Jean said holding her paw at her hip while using another one to wave the spatula at Max,

"Okay okay calm down yeesh.. I was just giving a small advice." Max said while waving his hand in front of him only that he had to doge another spatula of the doom and ran out from the kitchen.

"Yeesh. Jean sure know how to use the spatula." Max said sitting next to Mike who turned to look at him whit an amused expression on his vulpine face,

"Well i still got few bumps on my head from the last time i tried to sneak in the kitchen while she cooked." Mike said laughing while Max just chuckled lightly.

"Oh by the way i thought that you don't need to make that medical examination if i give you this." Max said taking out capsule, the he pushed the button and whit a puff of smoke Max was holding empty capsule in other hand while in the other one was a book of human anatomy.

"Wow. There´s everything in this..."Mike said before blushing and Max saw that he was looking at the picture of naked human female and male.

"Sure you can loan it as much as you like but no sticky pages or i tie you on the lamp post outside NAKED." Max said giving a playful glare at Mike which started to whimper, but their babbling was stopped short when Jean yelled that the food was ready and they went to eat.

Later that night Max had showed his TFS-109 to Mike and he was exited, he had asked that could he use it, but Max had shot the idea down because the suit was made for him only and he had to make a new one from the scratch if Mike wanted one and it would probably take another 10 years so Max was so interested. Mike also said that he was going to show Max to the audience next week so that they could get the citizenship for Max and after that he told that Max would had to go to school to make good imago, as much as Max tried to protest he himself new better that it had to be done. After Mike and Max had their discussion and the fox man had left Max took out his TFS-109, the spandex, his tools which he uses to repair thing and lastly he took his laptop so that he could calibrate it and the whole night was spent while fixing the suit and upgrading it.


Yeah!! Did you like it? No you didn't! Well too bad because i don't care so ill start making next chappie and maby ill draw few piccies about Max and his suit.. Now until next chapter..4 "Oh i so hate pussies." Max said groaning while a feline girl clung on his leg purring.

Max Myers and his TFS-109 Chap. Two

Okay Max founds himself from furry world how will he cope or will he just blow anything in smithereens...

"Aww my head." I groaned when i woke up only to notice that i couldn't move because i was in the suit and it was off line,

"What happened." i thought while remembering the fight whit swat dudes and the strange machine which i crashed,

"Oh.. I got hit by that, TFS-190 damage report." I said while reading the info on my screen. Severe burns which were fixed and small malfunction in nano bots which were also fixed other wise my suit was okay, but i my self had a killer headache.

"Suit activate." i said looking at the screen and then i saw bright white light in front of me which made me groan and shut my eyes.

"Oh you are wake." said a female voice on my right and i turned my head and opened my eyes to see female gray curred feline anthro nurse standing in there in her white nurse suit whit a clipboard in her paw. Is this some sort of joke i thought while turning on the heat vision only to see that she was real.

"You must be shitting me." I muttered making the nurse to look at me,

"You got severe burns but they are healed, but I´m sorry for the lack of the genital and rectal. How the hell do you even use the bathroom if you don't have those." nurse said while scratching her head, which made me sigh and then i sat up on the bed only to see that i was bandaged from my chest.

"That´s me to know and you to find out, now how did i got here." I asked stretching my hand a little so that i could notice if there was anything wrong after the shock, i didn´t mind about the furry nurse because she was just a normal person doing her work and not any crazy human in fur suit.

"Oh a fox girl found you from the alley and brought you here. You were badly burned but it seem that you heal fast, which is kind of impossible." Nurse said and i nodded at her before standing up and stretching a little.

"How long i was out." i asked, "And when i can leave." i added before turning to look at her while wearing some sort of white hospital gown.

"You were two days in here and you can leave after the doctor has seen your burns." Nurse said walking out from the room probably to search the doctor. After she left i started to look for my clothes but they weren't in the room so i just sat on the bed while scanning the suit for other problems i might have to fix after the shock.

About half an hpur later the doctor came, he was a red furred fox anthro, on his name tag read Dr.Johnson.

"Hello my name is Dr.Johnson how are you feeling." He asked while looking at the clipboard whit a surprised face,

"Good, other than slight headache i feel fine." I said and the doctor nodded and started to take the bandages of.

"Well you burn marks are completely healed, but I´m curios that why don't you have genitals or rectal hole at all." Doctor asked which made me sigh, maybe telling him the truth might get me some sort of friend in here, because if my thought are correct i am in different world and that machine i crashed before was some sort of dimension thing.

"Can you keep a secret." I asked looking at the fox doctor green eyes which made him smile,

"Off course everything we talk here is between us, it is part of my job description that i wont talk patients things no one." He answered, which made me grin, because he was for big surprise.

"Do you know what human is." I asked which made him quirk an eyebrow which he didn't have of course,

"No i haven't heard anything called human." he said, which made sigh, things were getting complicated.

"Well think of human like a hairless ape standing on two legs whit out a fur and tail. Now I am a one of this human and this wolf anthro you see is just a highly technological suit i build recently." I said grinning while looking at his surprised expression and gaping mouth.

"So thats why we could get needle in you and you don't have genitals and rectal hole." Johnson said, but suddenly he figured something, "You are an alien." He said suddenly and pointed an accusing finger at me which made me to slap my face and groan.

"No shit Sherlock, i came from another world by this strange machine which i crashed at." I said looking at his face which showed that he was thinking hard.

"Can i see you real self." He asked, which made me wave my head.

"Not here somebody might have a heart attack if they see me whit out suit." I said which made him nod.

"Well you can come at my home, i´m sore that my mother and daughter wouldn't mind and besides my daughter has been worried about you since she found you from the ally." Johnson said while smiling,

"What´s a catch Johnson." I asked smirking at him,

"Well i thought that you could show me more about your self and the suit nothing else and you can call me Mike." The foxy doctor said offering his hand at me which i took whit my own hand.

"Well Mike my name is Max Myers let´s go I´ve got to go in the bathroom before i explode." I said after we had shaken our hands but i stopped at the door and groaned.

"Where is my stuff i cant go naked around here, well as naked as i can get in this suit." I said while chuckling at my lame joke, which made Mike to grin,

"Ill go get them, just wait here." Mike said walking out from the room and few minutes later he came back whit a paper bag in tow.

"Here and I recommend that you don't put those guns on, people might think you are a gangster or something." Mike said laying the bag on the bed and i quickly dressed my pants and shirt on and strapped my katana on my back after that i checked that my guns were okay and i had my capsule case in my leg pouch where my throwing knives were too. Those white capsules where my other inventation which i made from the anime series called Dragon Ball Z, they were small white capsules where you could store stuff inside like houses, but you couldn't put a living being in there.

So after i have dressed and checked my stuff we left the hospital, while we were walking i saw lots of stares most of them were from females and some of males. Which made me sweat drop, too bad i don't have genitals in this suit i thought,

"Wow you must be popular to get that much of stares." Mike said grinning, which made me growl.

"Watch it Mike or i knock you out and drop you in gay bar." I said waving my fist at him, which made him chuckle.

"I wouldn't mind." Mike said stopping at the red car and starting to fiddle whit his keys. Obviously we had arrived in parking lot and to my surprise cars in here looked exactly same that in my dimension.

"Come on get in." Mike said and i noticed that he was sitting on the driver seat, so i laid my hand on the roof of the car and leaped over it while turning in midair so that i landed facing at the door of the car. When i hat sat on the seat and strapped to seat belt i looked at Mike´s amused face.

"What." i asked raising my eye brow, but he just waved his head side to side.

"Nothing." Mike said while starting to drive, "So Max what kind of this dimension is where you come from" he asked.

"Well its filled whit humans like me and theres no furries only animals who resembles you in some degree. Then there is these crazy people who thinks they are furries so they draw and dress like them. Technology is same in there like in here." I answered while looking around the town to see different furries walking on the streets.

"So its our world." Mike said which made me nod,

"Yeah." I said and the rest of the journey went in silence until we arrived at Mike´s house.

"Welcome to my humble home, my wife is at work and my daughter is at school so feel free to use our guest room upstairs first door from the left." Mike said after he opened the house door. We arrived at small hallway which lead to the stairs on the right side where kitchen and on the left side was living room and near the stairs were work room where Mike probably did his work and on the opposite of it was bathroom. I went up the stairs and arrived at another hallway where was four doors probably Mike´s and his wife´s bed room and his daughters bed room were at the end of the hall because the door on my left was open showing empty room and opposite of it was another bathroom so i went in the room closing the door after me.

The room was average sized a big bed on the right, two book selves on the left, wardrobe after them, then there was a desk near the class door which lead to the balcony. "Nice." I said putting my bag on the bed while starting to undress until i was naked furry wolf standing in middle of the room.

"Deactivate TFS-109." i said and the screens turned black in my helmet and i could see the neck and the chest opening until i could climb out when i was out i put the suit in one of the capsules while the black spandex went in another, then i took one other capsule which had my own ward robe and took fresh clothes from there and after that i sealed it back and went to take shower and other need in the bathroom.

Half an hour later i walked out from the bathroom freshened and wearing blue jeans and black t-shirt whit a red dragon picture on the back side. I went in the guest room and tied the leather pouch which held my capsule case and throwing knives on my left leg, after that i started to walk downs stairs whit a grin on my face.

"Holy shit." Was Mikes first word when i stepped in the kitchen making him drop his cup of coffee on the floor,

"You like it." I asked crossing my arm over my chest while Mike started to walk around me examining my body closely without touching.

"Can i.." He asked pointing at my arm, obviously he wanted to touch so i nodded and he started to pat my arm whit his paw, "It´s soft." he said and his touch send shivers to my spine.

"Well that´s enough now do you have anything to eat i´m starving." I said walking at they fridge to see what´s inside,

"Take anything you want, but can i examine you medically later." Mike asked while starting to clean his spilled coffee and stealing glances at me few time.

"Hnn.. You want a noble price or something, i´m not so special after all." I said starting to empty everything i think is eatable on the table so that i could start cooking, something.

"Well..ehh.. maybe." Mike said while i started to prepare the food which made him to look at me questionably, "You can cook." he asked, which made me sigh.

"I have lived alone most of my life so you tend to catch few thing on the way." i said while he smiled at me,

"Well i´m clad that we have another cook in the house." Mike said taking new cup of coffee and starting to drink it while reading news paper, while i cooked. We talked few minor things like whats going on in this world while i prepared the dinner and when i had laid last plates on the table i saw Mike gape at the amount of the food on the table.

"Why did you do so much of food." He asked which made me grin,

"Well i thought your family might want to eat and i have huge apatite, don´t know where it came from so don't ask." I said sitting on the chair, but suddenly there was yell from the door.

"We are home, Mike how did..." Said a female voice behind me before i heard a loud gasp, obviously Mikes wife and daughter had come home.

"Yo, there enough for you too."" I said waving my hand at them before starting to eat like a sayan would. Mike took his time to enplane my story to his family while i ate and after the story they joined at the table little nervous about my presence. Until they tasted the food,

"Whoa this is good how did this." Said Mikes daughter whose name was Rose and i saw Mike pointing at me, "What you tell me that this hairless ape can cook this good food, he´s even better that mom." Rose said making her mother glare at her.

"I´m not that bad." Mike´s wife Jean said while tasting the food carefully and gasping when the taste hit her taste buds, "Okay maybe I´m not so good cook after all." she said starting to eat. That night went whit discussing whit Mike´s family and we got in to agreement that while i lived in there i had to pay rent for them which i gladly paid because of the millions i had in my capsule, luckily the currency was same in here so i didn't have any problems whit that. I made a deal whit Mike that he could make e medical examination of me in chance of citizen ship for this city which he promised to get me and we decided to look at the suit later because i had to make some repairs on it, so after our little chit chat we went to sleep in our different rooms.


In next chapter... "Call me crazy one more time." Max said in his wolf suit while glaring at the bear anthro in front of him..

Max Myers and his TFS-109

Yo!! Have you ever thought what would happen if a guy, who plays too much Halo, watch too much terminator movies and hates other humans who calls them self furries and dress in their stupid fur suits which looks ridiculous to him.

Well Max Myers is one of these few peoples, he is 30 years old man whit average height, short black hair and unusual black eyes. Which means that his pupils were black as his irises. Now 10 years ago Max decided to buy lottery ticket because he just had this strange felling in his ass and you might think that why in his ass.. because he had a special ass.. xD hahaha lame joke.. "cough back on the story" now after he had bought the ticket he went back at his place which was small house for a lone man.

Later that night you could have seen Max Myers gaping while looking between the screen of tv and his lotto ticket. He had won 5 000 000 000 euros and was too shocked to say anything and now he thought that he had a chance to make his dream come true, to create ultimate fighting suit. Why did he want this you might ask, because he was a fan of marshal art and he liked it so much that he did always when he had free time.

And now that he had the recourses he would start building the suit, he didn't need anybody else to help because he was a kind of genius himself so our 20 year old Max started to make his dream come true.

Time skip 10 years...

Now 30 years old Max Myers was sitting in work room while going thrue last check ups for his suit, whit a happy sigh he tossed the clipboard to the side to admire his handy work.

The suit looked like an anthro wolf and why it was looking like a fur suit, well because he was going to give those stupid furries something to gape at. Now the suit was called TFS-109, it was black furred whit red long furred stripe going from the fore head at the tip of the tail. The suit had same properties as the suit of spartan from the Halo, it could whistand any bullets and any cannons in the earth, but it didn't whistand any high heated plasma cannons, well he didn't have to worry about that in 2000 century because bullets were in. Now it was the skeleton of the suit which was made to remind those spartan suits, but the outer layer was made like the terminator skin from the terminator movie it was living tissue boosted whit latest nano robot which would keep the skin from rotting while repairing it if any damage could happen. The suit was controlled by another suit which was made from black spandex, it was like the suit from tuxedo movies millions of these small electrical thingies connecting whit you nerves when you dressed the spandex on and it would cover your whole body but not eyes, the material of the suit was self cooling, durable, stretchable and easy to breath.

So whit out any other thought Max took of his clothes leaving him self naked in the room, the he dressed on the spandex until nothing but his eyes were visible. Which made him grin and turn to look at the main suit. Now you might think that how the hell you dress your super suit on.. Well it was easy when the chest of the suit was open and the head of the suit was upwards and you could see a hole in the head made for human head sized.

Max started to climb in the suit until he was in so that the hand and legs were movable then he laid the suit head on his head. "Activate TFS-109." Max said making the black screen in the helmet of the suit flash in the life, then came the strangest part. The chest and the neck of the suit closed and the nanos knitted the skin together making it look like there was nothing else that a furry wolf anthro standing in middle of room whit his eyes closed.

"Suit activated." said the intercom of the suit which only max could hear and then he opened his eyes making the wolf in the room to open his eyes.
"Yes it works." the wolf said turning his head around while his tail waved because of Max being happy about his success.

"No lets see if this thing moves." Max said and the wolf started to walk slowly until it was running and jumping around the room while making kicks and punches in the air.

"Wohoo." Max said before he tripped on the wire and crashed threw the wall of the room only to find himself laying in his living room floor.

"Whoa. Better be more careful." Max said standing up and dusting his fur and it almost made him to murr when he felt the fur moving threw his suit.

"What the hell?? I didn't program it to do that." Max thought while walking in the kitchen to only take a knife and cut small wound on his hand only for it to knit back together few seconds later.

"Strange, i didn't fell a thing, like i shouldn't but who cares about small setbacks." He said grinning and then he went to his own training room and picked his heaviest wight about 100 kilos and started to toss it around in his hand.

"Well that was a light." Max said starting to put weight on the steel pole until it had 1 ton on it and then he picked it up whit his two paws whit relative ease.

"Hmm. 1 ton seems to be max." he thought while dropping the weight which made it crash threw the floor, which made Max to sweat drop. The suit had many cool thing on it, enhanced senses like hearing, smell and seeing. It could use heat vision, night vision and targeting system which made you able to throw anything at the locket target whit 100 accuracy, Then the was the super strength and the wolverine like claws which could be produced threw the knuckles. The suit didn't have any kind of genital things or rectal holes if you were thinking it was just a suit so Max had to take it off if he want to do something in bathroom.

"Now that the suit is ready it´s time to crash in that stupid fur suit meeting which is." Max said looking at his calendar which showed that it was Thursday and the meeting was "Tomorrow." Max starting to laugh evilly.

Friday 21.06.2005

Max was jumping along the tree branches in near forest while heading at the nearest town where the meeting was held. He was wearing his TWS-109 while he had black pants, black tank top and long black trench coat on the suit to cover anything but the face, while he was moving he thought about those fools and their faces when they saw him, but his muses were stopped when he heard a bang and saw a bullet heading at his head so he took the katana he was wearing below his trench coat and patted the bullet away while kneeling on the branch and looking at the scared hunter below him.

"Wha...what are you." He stuttered which made Max to grin,

"Your death." Max said before vanishing from the sight only to reappear behind the hunter and whit a swift blow on the mans neck whit his sheath of the katana the man was out cold.

"Hnn.. Stupid guy." Max said before returning his katana on his back and continuing his journey. About half an hour later he arrived at the place where the fur suit morons where gathering,

"Why i feel that this wasn't such a good idea." Max said whit a sigh and tossed the hood over his head to hide his red eyes and wolf face before he started to walk at entrance. The place was filled whit humans in suits or whit out, mostly of them were nerd, fats or something else who couldn't be categorized in human file in my mind.

"Hey why are you wearing that cloak." Asked a female voice next to me and when i turned to look i saw about 20 years old blond haired girl wearing red cat ears and red cat tail and she was wearing red kimono.

"Not your business." I said giving a small growl while moving forward to look at the inventions built by those geeks, but my trek was stopped when i felt strong tug on my coat,

"Wait." female voice said but it was too late my coat wasn't thought material as i thought so whit a loud riiipp.. sound it was torn in half to reveal my furry wolf suit whit katana strapped on my back and two desert eagles strapped on my hip holsters and throwing knife pouch strapped on my left leg. There was lots of gasps and murmurs when the whole lot noticed. Something like a real furry or it´s just a suit and something like that were the words picked up my upped hearing.

"You..are real." The same blond cat eared girl said while holding the remnants of my cloak in here trembling hands,

"Che.. Troublesome." I said sighing while crossing my hand on my chest and scanning the crowd in front of me whit the eyes and suddenly i picked up several figures who were silently loading some sort of gun, probably dart guns i thought while i chanced my stance a little so that i had a faster chance to react when they will start pointing them at me.

"Are you some sort of alien or escaped government experiment." Asked some geek boy,

"No." I said whit a growl which made them to back off a little and then i noticed one of the men rise his gun at me and before anyone could react i had crapped the hilt of my sword and started running between the crowd and about few seconds later i was standing at the other end of the hall sheathing my katana and when it clicked fife aloud screams could be heard when the gunners chest where opened whit a large gash spurting blood all over the place making the others to scream and panic.

"Well that´s an another way to stop those acward guestions." Max said while looking at the people running around like headless chickens, "Better get out of here before feds show up." I said before walking out side only to see many police cars and swat team waiting out side,

"Hell no." i said running back inside too look another exit, but i was stopped when swat dudes started to surround me.

"You are surrounded." They yelled which made me swat my face whit a palm of my paw.

"No duh??" I said thinking about escape route but the only way was to fight threw them, "I should have stayed in the bed." I murmured while taking a stance and gripping the handle of my katana and then the party started.

Whit the first gun shot i started to run at the closest swat member ducking under his fire and then hitting his side of face whit handle of my katana sending him in dada land, after that i leaped at the nearest pillar and from the i jump´t at the duo of swat members which started to shoot at me but i started to spin in air like a hurricane and when i was between them i used a split kick to render to more unconscious, but when i landed i saw bullets coming at me so i started to swat them aside whit my katana while running at the shooter. When i was in front of him i gave a good old uppercut on his jaw making the swat dude to hit the ceiling before he fell on the floor after that sheathed my katana and took both of my desert eagles and started to shoot arms and legs of the rest of swat team while running and dodging.

There was so much bullets that i could´n even dodge everything so some of them hit but my armor kept them on coming threw, when the last swat member fell on the floor while clutching his leg i returned my guns in their holster, but then i heard clang and saw a grenade on the floor in front of me.

"Shit." I said grossing my arms in front of me before it exploded causing me to fly at the nearest machine made by those furry geeks making it whirl loudly.

"Ah hell." I said before being electrocuted whit a bright flash, the last thing i remember was screaming like a little girl before i passed out.



Next chapter coming up.. "What the hell, you must be shitting me." Max said looking at the furry face of the nurse..

Eilen oli töissä semmonen 80 vee botox mimmi että hui!! sillä oli angelina julien törrö huulet ja varmaan puolet sen painosta koostui meikeistä jota sillä oli naama täynnä.. kyllä meni kaikki halut saman tien ku näki sen.. vieläkin näen painajaisia koko akasta.. O_o

Vielä kaks päivää töitä ja sit pämppäämään.. xD

Eka päivä töissä ja koko päivä jotain fucking hinnoittelua lättkittiin lappuja oikeen urakalla xD

Huomena raahen suomalaiseen kirjakuappaan töihin.. PRKL ku joutuin ostaan uudet vaatteet ku ei nahkatakki ja camot oikeen kiihottanu työnjohtajaa..

Täältä tulee VMP
Autona meillä on BMW
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T-mallin ford, tankki täynnä löpöö,
käsi hameen alla johan tekee höpöö
V-kasi kone pellin alla takoo,
käsi hameen alla etsii tytön vakoo
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Me halutaan olla jääkäreitä
Kannetaan koko ajan tetsareita
Telamiinat yhteen hakkaa
Vitutus ei koskaan lakkaa
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äiti, äiti etkö sä nää
tästä mä tykkään tänne mä jään.
miehen mitta on kolmekuuskaks
munakin kasvaa suuremmaks.
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Tahdon olla tykkimies,
taistelukenttien herrasmies.
Jääkäri tetsaa otsa hies,
tykkimies on tiedemies.
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Meistä tehäään jääkäreitä
Parolannummen sankareita
Ei maistu meille aamutee
Ainoastaan tee-äs-tee
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Hyrylä on kotimme
mitä siellä opimme
näen koneen kaukaisen
Sergein siihen laukaisen
kone putoo savuten
IT-mies teki sen.
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Olen aina ollut mies
kulkenut tieni otsa hies
tieda en mitaan parempaa
kuin tulla sissiksi armeijaan
nyt kun taalla viimein oon
tiedan etta kuulun tahan joukkoon
joukosta koskaan erotu en
siksi ma juoksen huutaen
TEHKAA TILAA! SISSIT TULEE!
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Rynkylla mina taistelen
palleil' yhtaan enaa en
tyttoystavani rakkain on
RK-62 verraton
rynkky unohdan en milloinkaan
sita parempaa en koskaan saa
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Ritsa kun tiella tyton nakee
hyppaa ojaan, vetaa kateen
sissin siisti siilipaa
missin viereen yoksi jaa
ritsan merkki hihassa
on kuin piikki lihassa
sissin havu hihassa
on kuin mersu pihassa

Yees.. tänään raaheen uuten kämppään.. ALKOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!