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Mitä Michael Jackson sanoi, kun käsi murtui? Täytyy panna lasta.

Mitä Michael Jackson tekee lastentarhan ruokalassa? Etsii jotakin pientä suuhunpantavaa.

Mikä on savoksi ilmansaastuminen? Iliman pilluu.

Mitä tapahtuu kun hirven liha on liian kauan uunissa? Se palaa poroks

Entäs kun poro on liian kauan uunissa? Siitä tulee ihan hirveen makusta

Miksi muumipappa on niin lihava? Koska sillä ei ole persereikää.

Ompa kovvoo hommoo, sano savolaiskannibaali, kun jäistä ruotsalaista järsi.

Työttömällä savolaesella ja ruotsalaisella homoseksuaalilla on sentään jotain yhteistä: kumpainenkin etsii 'ommoo hommoo'.

Mitä yhteistä on savolaispojalla ja eräällä TV-meteorologilla? Molemmat etsivät kesähommoo.

Hullut miettivät, kuinka kaukana Afrikka on. - Ei se kovinkaan kaukana voi olla, koska meillä on töissä yksi nigga ja se tulee joka aamu pyörällä töihin.

Mikä on mustalaisten triathlon? Juostaan uimahallille ja tullaan pyörällä takas.

puhaka o sit paras vähä antaa rahaa ku alkaa muute ketuttaa tuo 65€ omasta lompakosta

Finished with my woman cause she couldnt help me with my mind
People think Im insane because I am browning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think Ill lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify

Can you help me thought you were my friend
Whoah yeah

I need someone to show me the things in life that I cant find
I cant see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but its too late

21.03.08 12:13 <skk-> sää ja aatu ja anu

Too many slaves in this world
Die by torture and pain
Too many people do not see
TheyÂ’re killing themselves - going insane

Too many people do not know
Bondage is over the human race
They believe slaves always lose
And this fear keeps them down

Watch the damned (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you canÂ’t stop them (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re coming to get you
And then youÂ’ll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
YouÂ’ll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

You may screw their brains
You may sacrifice them, too
You may mortify their flesh
You may rape them all

One day the tortured stand up
And revolt against the evil
They make you drink your blood
And tear yourself to pieces

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you canÂ’t stop them (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re coming to get you
And then youÂ’ll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
YouÂ’ll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

Come on man, letÂ’s stand up all over the world
LetÂ’s plug a bomb in everyoneÂ’s arse
If they donÂ’t keep us alive - weÂ’re gonna fight for the right

Build a wall with the bodies of the dead - and youÂ’re saved
Make the world scared - come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory - sign of victory

You better watch the damned (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re gonna break their chains (hey)
No, you canÂ’t stop them (God bless ya)
TheyÂ’re coming to get you
And then youÂ’ll get your

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall

Today I am dirty
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know I'm just dirt

Today I am dirty
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know I'm just dirt

Fear the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

Fear the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

Yesterday I was dirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that I'm forever dirt

Yesterday I was dirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that I'm forever dirt

Fear the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are


Fear the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

Some children died the other day
We fed machines and then we prayed
Puked up and down in morbid faith
You should have seen the ratings that day

Some children died the other day
We fed machines and then we prayed
Puked up and down in morbid faith
You should have seen the ratings that day

We are the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

We are the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

Fear the nobodies
Wanna be Somebodies
We're dead,
We know just who we are

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