IRC-Galleria

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS:will sit next to you saying "Damn... we fucked up... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: won`t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you`re not down anymore

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down
REAL FRIENDS: grab you by the shoulders, shake you and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: borrow your staff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition
REAL FRIENDS: lose your shit and tell you, "my bad... here`s a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS:never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think its polite
REAL FRIENDS: raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I`ll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crow is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and say " I`M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: ask what your number is
REAL FRIENDS: remind you what your number is when you forget

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: are for life

FAKE ASS FRIENDS:have to be reminded not to tell
REAL FRIENDS: would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you`ve had enough
REAL FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say " Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don`t waste

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will offer to pay when you have a drink
REAL FRIENDS: will laugh and say " Pay my ass! You`ll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: don`t let friends drive drunk
REAL FRIENDS: don`t let friends drive drunk alone

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will automatically tell you you`re beatiful when you ask if something makes you look fat
REAL FRIENDS: will say "well no shit, Sherlock"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: tell you your zits aren`t noticeable
REAL FRIENDS: say "Damn girl! That thing is HUGE!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS:laugh with you
REAL FRIENDS: laugh at you

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: laugh at your jokes
REAL FRIENDS: tell you your jokes suck

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: encourage you not to skip school
REAL FRIENDS: photoshop one of their old doctor`s notes and use it to spring you from school

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS:say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick then out

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will glare at the guy who dumps you and say " forget him. You`re too good for him
REAL FRIENDS: kick the guy`s ass and threaten to castrate him with a fork if he comes within five miles of you

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