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well look at me i ain´t got no hair
kids today they´re nothing but square
so listen to my story it´s not a fable
i´ll god damn well drink you under the table

I´m old but i used to be young
i´m still one mean bastard son of a gun

now straight edge you may be
fuck that come straight to hell with me
check me out i´m grey and fat
i tell no lies cause it´s a fact
i may be just drunk and a paddy
but hear me nowcause i´m the fucking daddy

a wrinkley ol´codger is what they call me
my eyes are so knackered i can´t see
but skin me up a spliff or chpo a line
nom´s the time you´ll see this old git shine


-klingonz

niin, musta tuli tänään työhuonetoimikunnan varapuheenjohtaja...

vein meidän joulukuusen viimein pois, tälleen ajoissa ja voi vittu
että yhdestä pienestä kuusesta voikin tulla niin paljon neulasia...

Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen
Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen
Ich hätte Lust zu onanieren
Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren
Ich hätte Lust mich auszuziehen
Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen

Bück dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
bück dich

kävin tänään luovuttamassa verta, sikäli sekään nyt oikeastaan ketään kiinnostaa...

mageeta, mä sain tänään ruotsin armeijan pitkät kalsarit! Ne on seksikkäät!

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

(siren)

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday