IRC-Galleria

asensin saatana välioven, on muuten vittumainen homma yksin tehdä, tai no, oli mulla 3 kissaa siinä
"apuna".

No tiedäks sä minkälaisia naisia mä taas vihaan? —Horoskooppi-ihmisiä, tajuttomia nalkuttajia, Amelie-faneja, sellasia joilla on kolme lemmikkiä neliötä kohti, äärioikeistolaisia, äärivasemmistolaisia, äärikeskustalaisia, niitä jotka selostaa elokuvaa aina vieressä olevalle, joilla on noloja tribaaleja, jotka lukee pelkästään pärjäämisestä kertovia kirjoja, nistejä, skitsoja, nettiadressien järkkäilijöitä ja muovikukille puhujia.

- Kyösti Pöysti

Oikein hyvää ystävänpäivää koko Suomen kansa, paitsi te jotka käytätte sosiaalietuuksia väärin, teille paskaa ystävänpäivää!

-Kiinnostaako ihmisoikeudet?
-Kiitti, mulla on jo!

"Natseilla oli järjestys. Junat kulki aikataulussa. Kahdeksalta asemalla. Oli natseilla juna.
Aina tasalta siinä. Raiteilla kulki natsi."

"Natsilla kulki aikataulussa juna, aina tasatunneilta natsi meni junaan.
Junalla sitten lähti ja taas tunnin päästä uusi natsi kyytiin."



- Rauno Repomies

Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a Grape Nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you "Hooked On A Feeling"? Are you hooked on gin and tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you "Hooked On Phonics"?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of livin' if your ear's be
Broken? Even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from "M.A.S.H."?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker moustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party "Why's she wearin' that mask?"
Does she got more chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on "Cops"?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Year's Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille?
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail?

Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

So take your life instead of takin' it for granted
I'm thinkin' you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse it
Backwards like Judas Priest first did

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

1. Avaa paint.
2. Piirrä siihen peikko, itsesi(prinsessana,haltijana tai keijuna), lintu, puu ja sateenkaari.
MUTTA, et saa kumittaa kuvasta mitään!!!
3. Lisää piirrustus päiväkirjaasi ja haasta 5 kaveriasi mukaan.

en haasta! tai haastan teddyn...