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06.01.07 20:49 <Catastrofe> miks tatu on noin pelottava :S
06.01.07 21:39 <minnaperkele> Tatul o perusilme.
06.01.07 23:31 <forgotten> hui! tatu on pelottava :DDD
07.01.07 00:05 <Alessandro^> sairas.
07.01.07 16:16 <forgotten> mä juoksisin kiljuen karkuun. :))
08.01.07 20:35 <Sunri> Tatussa on jotain yhtäläisyyksiä T_A_U_K_K_I :iin
10.01.07 15:59 <zup_> :D:D:DDDDDDDDDDD
12.01.07 18:24 <iit-> tatu on iha pirun pelottava
17.01.07 14:36 <tiija``> onneks tatu on aina edustava
17.01.07 14:41 <S4nttu> e vittu repesin tatulle :D

Antakaa tähän messenkeriosoitteenne, ni voin sit ahdistella ku tulee tylsää >:3

1. Pedari

Sappi kiehuu ja vitsaa pedofiili vääntää,
aikoo pikkulapsen varastaa ja sitä nartukseen vääntää,
ala-asteen kellot soi,
tule Maija, tule vaan, pääset sedän heppaa katsomaan!
Aiai ja voivoi huutaa lapsen sielu,
yllätyksenä äijjältä pääsee pieru.

2. Unknown D: Sain vaan inspiksen äitin lapsuudesta.

Äiti lapsensa päähän kirveen hakkaa,
nulikan kiittämättömän rappusten komeroon nakkaa,
seuraavan lapsukaisen luokse kiitää,
pesuhuoneeseen melkein liitää,
siellä poikansa kylvyssä on,
mieli leppoisa ja huoleton.
Naaras tuo kirveensä nostaa,
palasiksi lapsen masentuneisuutensa kostaa,
jättää kirveen ja lipuu tyynesti pois,
itsensäkin hirttää nyt vois. <3

:3333~ oon h4x.

Tarvitsisin nyt orjan itselleni ja kavereilleni käyttöön. Jos kuulostaa mieluiselta, ilmoittaudu.

Vaatimukset:

- _pitää_ olla hhawt
- mieluiten brune, blondi käy
- nainen
- ikähaarukka lolista wanhukseen

Meillä tulee olemaan hauskaa :)

Oli perus syvältä.

Olin joulupukki ja sain siitä kehut, cause olin paras pukki ikinä >:--) ainakin kaikki nauroi, hihihi. Kuvan jos saan ni herutan sillä \o/ saatte fapata mulle <3~
Hmmmhnm, lahjoja sain aika epämieluisia, mutta se oli odotettavissa :--O sain:

-raitapaidan
-melko tiukat mustat farkut ;emo
-suklaata
-ennätysten kirjan
-KISS -yhtyeen dvd:n (en kyllä pidä KISSistä, mutta muuten hyvä idea lahjaksi)
-PARRANAJOKONEEN <3 :DDFFEASD

Mm yksi lahja vielä saamatta :3

ps. tämä viesti on kirjoitettu Wiillä !

At night I run through the park naked
Because the moon likes fucking my body
I make mud pies with my own shit
And then throw them at politicians passing by
I tell my eyes the walls aren't bleeding
Pleasuring myself in a rubber room
Talk to the aliens hovering near the ceiling
Cry to sleep cuz I know the world will end soon

<3

1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground

New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground

Grunge tried to kill the metal
Hahahahaha they failed as they were thrown to the ground

Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE FUCKED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
FUCK! FUCK!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the fuck are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S FUCKIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this fucker down
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
(JB) Hey antichrist ah, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, FUCK!
MY FUCKIN HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!