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It's just one of those days!

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#Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
#When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
#There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
#Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
#Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
#There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.
#When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
#Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
#Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
#Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
#Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... too bad he never cries!
#There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
#Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
#Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
#Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
#It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
#Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
#Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
#Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
#Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
#There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
#Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
#Every ninja is trained by their masters. Masters are trained by Chuck Norris.
#Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
#Hiroshima never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
#As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
#Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
#When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
#Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
#In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
#Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
#The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
#There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
#When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
#Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
#Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
#Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
#Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
#In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus.
#The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
#He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies.
#When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
#The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.
#Chuck Norris make onions cry.

6. Miten muut voivat havaita sinut paremmin?
a)Kun ajan mahdollisimman nopeasti

et hajottii iha vitusti ku luettii Anna jotai ystäväkirjaa ja sit Roope oli kirjottanu sinne

" Miksi haluat tulla ? "
- Koska se tuntuu hyvältä

sandraclick sanoo:
sit se yksi vaa otti mut ja hetun sen kainaloo ja sitte et ''totaa..meil olis tos bileet ni haluisittekste tulla?''

sit heitin siihe vaa et ''pillun perässäkö..''

sit se vaa et ''vittu tää muija tietää kaike'

aika fail ku söin makaroonilaatikkoo ja sit purasin mun kielikoruu ja tuntu etse ois lähteny irti ja sit kokeilin nii en tunteu sitä sit rupesin vaa laattaa tätä ruokaa ulos ja sit huomasin et oho se oliki siin viel.. : D

mäggäri meidän joka olet tammistossa helsingissä ja joka puolella
maukasta olkoon sinun hampparisi, rasvaiset olkoon ranskalaisesi
tapahtukoon ronjan ja rikun toive myös maan päällä kuin taivaissa
anna meille meidän joka päiväinen mäggäri ateria ja anna meille
meidän coca cola laitit jotta pysymme mekin edes vähän linjoissa
niinkuin pysyvät hekin joilla on muutakin elämää kuin mäggäri
äläkä saata meitä vararikkoon vaan anna meille rahaa
sillä me tahdomme mägärin hampparit ja ranskikst ja juomat
joka ikinen päivä
AAMEN eiku MÄGGÄRI

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