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"So, who was that charming blonde boy with you earlier?" Cyrus asked innocently, interrupting my plotting.

Eh?

Charming blonde boy? I don't know any charming blonde boys—ooh! I do know a patronizing blonde nurse, though. Hm, what a coincidence.

"You mean Damar?"

"Is that his name?" the merchant heir mused quietly, pressing a manicured, blue painted nail to his lips in thought.

"Don't," Royce abruptly spoke, causing Cyrus to glance innocently at him out of the corner of his eyes. "He's already been claimed."

That's right, devil prince. He's mine.

"Oh?" the taller boy inquired smoothly, his brows raising a bit. "By whom?"

Me. Me, me—

"Lieutenant Zephyr of the Royal Guards," the Crown Prince answered flatly. Um … no? Damar is my nurse, my servant. Mine, mine, mine!

Cyrus' sly expression shifted, his brows bunching as his lips formed a scowl. "Oh, him."

Royce nodded slightly, looking a little smug and rather amused. Why do I get the feeling I'm missing something? I shuffled my slippers in the warm sand, staring up at the two who were currently engaged in a staring contest.

"Ah, well, at least there's still this lovely flower," Cyrus said after a moment, waving their staring contest off and turning his grinning hazel eyes back towards me.

… did he just call me a flower?

"I'm afraid not," Royce interjected, looking ever so slightly annoyed.

The merchant smiled widely, that innocent look falling over his features again like a well worn mask. "Oh, and why not, dear Roe?"

… yeah, I'm still on: did he just call me a fucking flower?!

The Crown Prince's next words were practically growled, an obvious warning, and they jerked me out of my present train of thought as effectively as if cold water had been splashed on me: "Because she is claimed as well."

What?!

"Ah, and, again, by whom?" the blue-haired one raised an eyebrow challengingly. Royce stared at him for a moment, his jaw clenched a little while his hands formed fists at his sides. After a long pause, I thought he wasn't going to respond—but then he spoke, his voice steady, clear, and, more importantly, just as challenging.

"By me."

EXCUSE ME???!!

"Really," Cyrus replied mildly, "Well, I guess that means we can't make passionate love for hours, now can we, my flower?" Cyrus directed the last statement towards me, sounding almost disinterested as he idly lifted a hand and began examining his perfectly manicured nails.

I glanced wildly from Royce, who was looking somewhat victorious, over to Cyrus, who was still examining his nails with feigned interest. Option A: Side with horny guy with scary hair who insists on calling me "flower." Option B: Side with Royce, who, if I'm not mistaken, just said that he had fucking claimed me.

Well, hello, just who is my enemy here?

Frowning, I stomped forward and grabbed Cyrus' hand, stalking by and literally dragging him after me. The tall boy followed without protest, and I swear I saw his eyes sparkle mischievously.

"Let's go, screw-boy," I proclaimed loudly, dragging the decidedly delighted-looking tall boy after me and towards the palace, leaving Royce behind.

Oh, it was worth it if only to see Royce's jaw literally drop open and his eyes bug out as I passed him by.

Overall Warnings: homosexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, asexuality, swearing, cross-dressing, random humor, verbal abuse of (evil) chickens, clichés, slow plot development, typos/grammatical incorrectness/bad writing.

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JOS HUONEESTASI LÖYTYY YLI 20 , OLET PORVARI
( )Kitara/Piano
(1)Koululaukku
(2)Tietokone
(3)Laskin
( )Telkkari
(4)Radio JOKA EI TOIMI
(5)Seinällä oleva peili on kylläkin kaapinoves mut kai se lasketaan
( )Taulu
(6)Nukkeja
(7)Koristetyyny
(8)Julisteita seinällä ....."useampi"
(9)Seinäkalenteri
(10)Ruokaa JUUSTONAKSUT FTW
(11)Matto
(11½)Kerrossänky josta on otettu yläkerros pois. XD
(12½)Verhot
(13½)Sälekaihtimet
(14)Kehystetty valokuva noin 5cmx5cm
(15)Valokuva-albumi
(16)Pehmolelu(ja)
(17)Salaperäinen esine no tiäteskii :DDDD
( )Koruteline
(18)Seteleitä vähänlaisesti >:
( )Naulakko
( )Seinäkello
(19)Lompakko
(20)Kirjahylly
(21)Pöydällä oleva peili
( )Kahvikuppi
(22)mp3-soitin
( )Kassakaappi
( )Pleikkari
( )Vesihana
( )Kasveja
( )Luistimet
( )Aarrekartta
( )Lautapelejä
( )Hiustenkuivaaja
(23)Hiuslakkaa
(24)Käsirasvaa
( )Vappuhuiska
(25)Kirjaston kirja
(26)Kengät
(27) cd/dvd
( )Koiran/kissan nukkumapaikka
(28)Kartonkia
(29)Jatkojohto
( )Rikkalapio
( )Kissanhiekkaa
(30)kaveriesi tavaroita
( )Pizzan palanen
(31)Likasia vaatteita
(32)Pölyä
(33)Käytettyjä nenäpapereita ROSKIKSESSA. ROSKIKSESSA.
(34)Yli 20 CD-levyä
(35)Yli 20 kirjaa
(36)Pelikonsoleita huimasti NDSi XL ja Game Boy Advance SP \o/
( )Satula
(37)Konserttilippu tai 30
(38)Kännykkä
(39)Kattolamppu
(40)Pokaaleja/ruusukkeita/viirejä/mitalleja huisin hianot osallistumis mitalit ala-asteen pokaalihiidoist :D:D:D:D
( )Sohva

MA OLE TUPLA PORVARI

"Most people love you for who you pretend to be... to keep their love, you keep pretending--performing. You get to love your pretense... it's true, we're locked in an image, an act.
And, the sad thing is, people get so used to their image--they grow attached to their masks. They love their chains. They forget all about who they really are. And, if you try to remind them, they hate you for it. They feel like you're trying to steal their most precious possession."

- James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of the Doors

Lidl, Nummela

Eräs vanhemmanpuoleinen herra oli kassalla ja jutteli muiden asiakkaiden ja myyjän kanssa jostain. Mies sai ostokset maksettua ja pakattua.

Mies (mutisten): Ja nyt jotain sit saksaks ku Lidlissä kuitenkin ollaan..
Myyjä: Kiittimooi!
Mies: Aufwienerschnitzel!

Kuukausi jolloin synnyit?
Tammikuu- Purin
Helmikuu- Hakkasin
Maaliskuu- Myin
Huhtikuu- Nussin
Toukokuu- Puukotin
Kesäkuu- Nuolin
Heinäkuu- Raiskasin
Elokuu- Vedin turpaan
Syyskuu- Ammuin
Lokakuu- Söin
Marraskuu- Haukuin
Joulukuu- Rakastelin

Valitse päivä jolloin synnyit:
1. Rukia
2. Manaa
3. Takerua
4. Kyota
5. Yuukia
6. Satsukia(Rentrer en Soi)
7.Kanonia
8. Miyavia
9. Satoshia(girugamesh)
10. Reitaa
11. Yukkea
12. Shinyaa
13. Shinyan koiraa
14. Aoita(Ayabie)
15. Aijinia
16. Toshiyaa
17. Toshiyan nallekarhua
18. Miyaa
19. Isshia
20. Mikua
21. Mikun koiraa
22. Masatoa
23. Tatsuroota
24. Hitsugia
25. Mayaa
26. Yumehitoa
27. Reikaa
28. Hydea
29. Яyota
30. Koukia
31. Kiyoharua

Lempivärisi. (valitse yksi)
Sininen- ja sen jälkeen menin huoraamaan
Punainen- ja sen jälkeen lähdin pakoon
Vihreä- ja sen jälkeen menin mummoni luo,
Keltainen- ja sen jälkeen itkin
Musta- ja sen jälkeen lähdin nussimaan Gacktoa
Valkoinen- ja sen jälkeen menin tyttö-/poikaystäväni luokse,
Joku muu- ja sen jälkeen yritin myrkyttää hänet

Nimesi kolmas kirjain:
A-D koska en olisi millään saanut tarpeekseni.
E-H koska Aoi halusi jatkaa.
I-L koska olen homoseksuaali.
M-P koska hän pyysi maksua.
Q-T koska Uruha tuli paikalle.
U-Ö koska poliisi tuli paikalle.

Horoskooppisi:
Oinas, Härkä, Kaksonen: Lopulta kidnappasin naapurin lapset
Rapu, Leijona, neitsyt: Lopulta menimme naimisiin
Vaaka, Skorpioni, Jousimies: Lopulta jouduin vankilaan
Kauris, vesimies, kalat: Lopulta hän hankki lähestymiskiellon

Purin Toshiyan nallekarhua ja sen jälkeen lähdin pakoon, koska olen homoseksuaali. Lopulta hän hankki lähestymiskiellon.

Kuullostaapas harvinaisen viisaalta, mut hankkiko sen kiellon tosso vai nalle? O.o