Katsottiin Twilight leffa pari päivää sitten, ja se oli juuri niin hömelö kuin ajattelin. Vampyyrien ainoa heikkous on... kimmeltäminen? Homma muuttui entistä paremmaksi kun luin Crackedin arvostelun kirjasarjasta. http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
"Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm Twilight vampires, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay."
Oma suosikkini on neljäs kirja, jonka voisin jopa harkita lukevani. Ilmeisesti Bella synnyttää mutanttivampyyrivauvan. Erittäin väkivaltaisesti vielä. Kohtaus sisältää veren oksentamista, selkärangan katkeamisen, kohdun auki repimisen hampailla, ja vielä litroja lisää verta.
Another shattering crack inside her body, the loudest yet... Her legs, which had been curled up in agony, now went limp, sprawling out in an unnatural way.
"Her spine," he choked in horror.