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Chef's dad: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan: No, that's okay.
Chef's dad: Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on
this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this
giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas,
what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom: Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas: -and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent
down and said, "Â…Uh I need about tree-fitty." [a long silence follows]
Kyle: What's tree-fitty?
Thomas: Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom: Tree-fitty.
Stan: He wanted money?
Thomas: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster!
Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

tell me the truth for once in your life!
if you really love me, go.

- you waited 40 days to talk?
- you waited 40 days to cry

hang on, Tubbs. I'm gonna park this thing.

it takes all kinds to make a world, you know?

'cause when it gets personal, it gets messy. and when it gets messy, the wrong people get killed, comprende?

You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop". This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.

we're stuck. and that pisses me off.

oh, that dog just ain't gonna hunt.

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